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What to DO Now!

April 2, 2020Uncategorizedcorona, covid, deep sleep, dream, dreaming, dreams, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, sleep, virusgorebagg

The above graphic is from my “Third Bardo” immersive experience Bardo Trainer. It’s not yet available, but soon will be in distribution via downloads.

EVIL & PESTILENCE

Trump is actually the Evil Angel Trumpiel, and his minions have landed on Earth to cause FEAR and PANIC among humans. They deliberated waited until the last minute to activate any response to the Coronavirus COVID 19, and are still waging a war against those who would try to reduce the number of dead.

They calculate that mostly the poor and elderly and those with underlying conditions will die, and that’s exactly what they want — they intended that all along.

Listen, I warned you 45 years ago in SlimeWars that this was going to happen, but just when it would spark off I couldn’t predict — I had it pegged give or take 50 years, and I was right. Here it is — the end of the world of which Brother Emery has spoken, in a voice resembling that of Edith Bunker:

“Is it the end of civilization — again?”

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Dream Lucid Trainers

March 30, 2020Uncategorizedcontrol, deep sleep, dream lucid, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, luciddreaming, luckd nightmares, refreshing, reincarnation, relaxing, sleepgorebagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XhMJpJNzSQ

Please allow me to introduce my newest BLUE LINE invention — the DREAM LUCID TRAINER, a series of virtual dreamscapes that you can use to learn to awaken within the dream.

Of course, that implies that you are still IN the dream. If you merely wake up from a nap, that isn’t the same as WAKING UP INSIDE THE DREAM, see?

By the way, if you can wake up INSIDE THE DREAM, you can also probably experience and remember ASTRAL TRAVEL, and while you’re at it, you can use the dreamscape method to revisit past lives, future lives and the Akashic Record, in which is written absolutely everything that ever seems to happen — SEEMS to happen is the best I’ve ever managed in the Reality Department — and if you’re looking to expand your boundaries, and get into a higher realm right now today, this is your ticket to freedom.

So if you’re ever going to wake up inside ANY dream on any level, whether it’s a naptime dream or a sitting, standing walking dream, or you manage to pierce the shell of illusion, it’s going to be WHILE YOU’RE DREAMING.

And hey, one thing you know about lucid dreaming is THAT YOU’RE DREAMING.

That singular fact is very important. Only when you’re dreaming can you dream lucidly or otherwise.

You might not exactly understand, grasp or grok what “lucid” really means, to what it might refer, or how lucid it’s supposed to get, but when you’re dreaming, one thing is certain — you’re dreaming.

That’s what opens the door for you. When you’re lucid dreaming, you’re in the part of your sleep cycle where you’re likeliest to actually be out of body, and that would be just one kind of dream — a flying dream. Continue reading →

Crazy Nut Job Trump

May 20, 2017Uncategorizedcnn, crazy, death, donald trump, drill, ej gold, enlighten, exercise, gorby, gorebagg, job, life, meme, memes, mime, mimes, mimicry, news, nut, nut-job, playlist, psychology, reincarnation, sim, sleep, talking heads, trump, universegorebagg

MIrror Mimicry Works Wonders to Penetrate the Veil & Unmasking of the SIM

“Crazy Nut-Job Trump” is what they’re gonna call him when he gets taken away in a strait-jacket, and he more than deserves the name. All his wounds are self-inflicted. Nothing would have happened had he not gone on the attack and fired Comey, haw, haw — pardon me, Clarence, while I laugh.

And the most precious moment in the unfolding reality-show, “POTUS” came when we learned that the President of the United States actually confessed on camera to what looks like a high crime and misdemeanor to the casual observer.

I won’t go into details here, just suffice it to say that THE EXPERIMENT is going well. I’ll give you an important new exercise — new for you, if you’re not among the Initiates in our Order of High Dudgeon — which will help you to achieve the First Goal,

Unmasking The Sim

The Unmasking Process can be triggered by a simple application of an age-old mime and stage comedy technique called “Doubling”. I’ll explain how it’s done: Continue reading →

OVAL OFFICE PART DEUX

March 1, 2017Uncategorizeddreams, ej gold, enlighten, enlightenment, gorby, gorebagg, influence, jal, natural magic, nightmare, oval office, prayer, project, projection, quantum entanglement, quantum mechanics, reincarnation, shamanic magic, sleep, space, telepathic, time, trump, vibrations, virtual, washington, waves, white housegorebagg

My Trump Model behaves pretty much as the original does, including “KMB” poses.

OVAL OFFICE PART DEUX

At one end of the Ballroom, you’ll note a small closet, within which is tucked a skeleton. How proverbial is that? Can you think of another word for “Thesaurus”? What if there were no rhetorical questions? If a cat and a banana traveled East on a train from Chicago to New York at an average of 90 mph in a stiff wind, how many chickens were left at the end of the run?

And that’s the kind of polite chatter you’d be likely to expect from the Washington crowd, most of whom are lawyers without a practice. You can’t come across a band of worse thugs than that, and when they get together, it’s called “Congress” — aptly named, I think, for the kind of thing they do to the country.

The Ballroom is very valuable as a venue for speakers, poets, protest songsters and theater and dance presentations, all of which are Spiritual Enlightenment Technology directed at the leader and leadership of this once-great nation.

If you didn’t used to be, but now you are ashamed to be an American, it’s time to take some positive action, and this is it. Get into the Ashram and start pushing those vibes out at the Washington politicians who aren’t listening on any other level. Continue reading →

Learn to “Park the Body” for Astral Projection & Remote Viewing

November 16, 2016Uncategorizedastral, astral projection, ej gold, ghost, gorby, gorebagg, induction, jal, reincarnation, remote reading, remote viewing, sleep, spiritgorebagg

Scene from "Seance" production at Queen Elizabeth Theatre, BC Canada. — “Seance” at Queen Elizabeth Theatre, B.C. Canada.

Here’s a breakdown of the exact induction I would use to train someone to Park the Body. It is a professional technique and should not be applied outside the realm of meditation science. It is NOT hypnotism, and should not be used as such.

This is a training induction that teaches how to Park a Body.

We are going to learn to transform this long induction into a simple suggestion, “Park the Body”, after which we merely park the body in a single moment, rather than go through the whole induction process, which means that it has become “instinctive” and no longer requires a step-by-step repetition.

It may take only once to master, or several times, but this induction is intended only as a guide for the meditation, “Park the Body” — the end result is that you will be able to park the body without the detailed induction.

The induction given verbatim below works best when it is part of a personally coached “Guided Meditation”.

Other than general relaxation, this induction has no known medical uses — it is strictly a meditation device which can be used with a beginner to indicate an easy way to relax the body while remaining fully awake and in control. Continue reading →

Change Your DNA Today!!!

November 1, 2016Uncategorizedawakening, brain, brane, brane-power, carbon, carbonaceous, chondrite, dna, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, higher bodies, human, human form, jal, meteorite, rebirth, reincarnation, sleep, space, space-time, spiritual dna, time, waking stategorebagg

Influence comes from outer space & time with these Carbonaceous Chondrites.

Just holding or carrying a meteorite — even a small one — around has an effect on the carrier or wearer; quite a profound one. It influences the DNA, sometimes in a remarkable way that is observable by friends and family, much to the good.

The right kind of meteorite can create change in the Spiritual DNA, causing a subtle re-arrangement of the instructions to allow a super-charged spiritual awakening. This is why you like to visit museums, observatories and planetariums — or is it planetaria?

Some folks who received an Awakening Call did so through the action and influence of a nearby meteorite.

The most effective are the NWA, North-West Africa stony chondrites that stand out starkly against the whiteness of the surrounding rock and sand, much as they are found quite easily in the ice-pack of Antarctica, where the most famous meteorite of all was found — the Martian meteorite that appeared to contain microbial fossils.

Of course there’s life everywhere in the galaxy, and in fact in every galaxy there are billions of inhabitable planets, most of which spawn life that is very similar to life on Earth, not all of which build and use radios — intelligent species tend to be telepathic. Continue reading →

Trans-Dimensional Devices

October 9, 2014Uncategorizedabd, consciousness, dimension, ejgold, fashion, gorby, gorebagg, reincarnation, sleep, tattoo, voyager, wakingstate, xdgorebagg

Tiffany models my Customized XD Folded Space Copper Necklace for Flesh & Blood XD Voyaging. — Tiffany Models my CUSTOMIZED “Folded Space” Copper Waking State Trigger Necklace, $225 plus tax & shipping.

There are a number of ways for an Exploratory Voyager to go XD — Trans-Dimensional, and to actually travel to a different dimension. Some of those ways involve basically just standing or sitting around waiting for it to happen, sort of like standing on a train-track thinking nothing will ever come along. Another way for you to go XD and move over to another dimension, reality zone or time zone is to use your standard galaxy-wide XD vehicle, the ever-popular UFO.

Problem is, there are only a few local Urthside manufacturers of UFOs, and most of them are on contract with Pan Am and Mercury Records, for two different reasons — Pan Am is planning commercial UFO round-trips to the moon, Mars and Asteroid Belt. I’m hoping they’ll put Europa and Vesta on the tour, because I’ve already got two incredible light- gravity nightclubs operating there; I’m currently in immortal combat on building permit issues with Solaria, nevertheless I’ve got bulldozers ready to break ground on Ganymede to handle the crushing crowds of XD Clubbers, but I could always use more business — who couldn’t???

Speaking of business, I realize now that I haven’t even brought up yet the subject of this blog. Terribly remiss of me; I’ll do my best to correct it, starting out with the Standard American Apology: “My Bad”. I can’t get the etymology of this baby, but my best guess is that it came out of a university undergrad trying to be cute.

No college student is cute except to a sex-clouded mind. Babies are sometimes cute, although I’ve seen my share of ugly babies. Some adults are especially ugly, yet they all seem to find enough partners to make a lot of ugly babies. Love is blind. So is sex. So is greed. So is stupidity. So is sociopathic psychosis. Don’t get me started on Humans of Planet Urth; I can go on about them all day long and never stop laughing.

There’s no better way to learn to handle SkyWalking and Bardo Running than to use my special XD HIKING, CAMPING & SURVIVAL TOOLS to walk through and around and across many dimensional boundaries in a single day and, yes, Virginia, there is a way of actual travel, not just with the vision, but you need the tools and the survival skills before you try to go too far across the dimensional boundaries.

Einstein knew how XD Voyaging would be accomplished. Here’s how it’s done: Continue reading →

Insomnia

August 6, 2012Uncategorizedblues, insomnia, night, prosperity, sleepgorebagg

What a night! Insomnia haunts everyone, young and old, neophyte and guru alike — there’s no one exempt from the grip of Insomnia, but there are some definite steps you can take to rectify the situation:

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