Shut Down Victim Survival Kit

January 23, 2019Uncategorizedcash, danger, ej gold, fear, gorby, gorebagg, government, income, jal, job, money, reincarnation, shutdown, survival, survive, trump, workgorebagg

I’m watchin’ over yer shoulder, boy, you’re about to get a time-out!

Let the dancing asshole do his little Victory Dance. We all have to play our own little private parts, and his is no exception.

Don’t fret about it. He’s an idiot. He knows nothing, can’t remember what happened a second ago, and is totally unaware of anything beyond how much television time he gets per day.

He reacts, period.

The Senators are equally stupid, unaware that they have triggered a FULL-SCALE DEPRESSION — they have thoroughly and irreversibly tipped the balance of the ECONOMY to the degree that, even if the ShutDown were ended today, it’s too late to save the people — too many foreclosures, too many debts, too many broken promises.

It’s beyond repair and the slippery slope slide is starting today, right now, today — as in today.

You’ll see the economy literally crumbling before your eyes, and nobody can stop it. There’s a world-wide crash coming right now, this very year, and you’ll be lucky to live through it.

I have a solution, but you’re not going to like it.

Shutdown Victim Long-Sleeved V-Neck T-Shirt on Cafepress.com — click on image to buy this item.

You’ll need to hit the streets, looking for the rainbow, but it can be accomplished, it can be achieved.

You CAN survive those heartless bastards in Washington, but remember that they are miserable, greedy, mean and entirely without soul, although they go to church every Sunday and pray to their weird racist god, “Mister Jesus” — he’s the guy to which they aspire, with their “What Would Jesus Do?”.

Well, first of all, he’d raise the dead, cast out lepers, heal the sick and feed the poor, but not they way they tell it today.

The fact is that if the modern Christians are like Christ, he was a miserable, greedy, stingy, vindictive, salacious and pernicious creature, much like Donald John Trump used to be before he got religion.

You’ll enjoy the scene as the Western World crumbles into dust. The only pleasure the Senators get — this much is clear — is to observe without sympathy, the torment and misery, and to delight in the screams of pain and suffering from The People.

Don’t get mad. Get even! You CAN get even — it’s legal, moral and ethical — and here’s how you can do it right now, today! Continue reading →

A Great New Hustle Just for TrumpWorld

January 22, 2019Uncategorizedclothing, ej gold, gear, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reindarnation, shirt, shutdown, sign, signage, street, vendor, victimgorebagg

There’s actually a way to “suit up” with shutdown victim’s vendor’s gear, somewhat like armor, with a definite +90 to All Skills and Rune Powerups.

Shutdown Victim T-Shirt

by prosperitypath

The whole idea is to project confidence, yet worry over the future.

Shutdown Victim T-Shirt

by prosperitypath

If you can get it across that you are worth saving, you’ll sell a lot of stuff.

Shutdown Victim Hoodie

by prosperitypath

The big trick is to get your TONE right — try to convey suffering and pain without getting yourself or your customer too uptight.

shutdown victim vendor shirt

by prosperitypath

If you can hustle $300 worth of merchandise an hour, you’ll probably do all right, but you should really try harder if that’s all you make.

shutdown victim vendor shirt

by prosperitypath

You can sell up a storm if you get the right look and feel — living in a cardboard box down a deep alley is a terrific motivator for a street vendor like yourself.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

GoreBagg Says: There Is No Cure For Stupid

October 16, 2013Uncategorizedamerica, budget, cause, china, ejgold, fail, gorebagg, government, mcqueen, meltdown, mineo, rebel, showdown, shutdowngorebagg

Just a comment on the Shutdown Showdown from Lord Vish… uh, I mean “Ol’ GoreBagg”:

It’s not just the Republicans — everyone is standing their ground, in essence, playing “Chicken” — where you run two jalopy type hot-rod cars at each other, until one turns aside — with our money, our work-lives and our homes and families. The game of “Chicken” always ends badly. Remember Sal Mineo and Steve McQueen in Rebel Without a Cause? The cars always go over the cliff, and at some point somewhere along the line, somebody doesn’t make it out the door in time, and this time it’s America that failed to jump and is going to go over the cliff. It’s already too late to avoid extreme calamity to the lower and middle classes — of course leaving the rich Senators unscathed and actually financially a bit ahead, because they are in a position to dominate and profit from market downturns, besides outright selling “short”. It’s far too late to bring back national prosperity and pride, but there should be just enough time to bring the bastards responsible for the destruction of the United States to a fair trial by 10 or more of their peers, with a few million alternate jurors standing in the wings. The thing is, Senators can’t be prosecuted for Congressional Malpractice, and that’s what should happen but of course, won’t. The very, very rich always get away with it, didn’t you know? The reason I posted this the night before the deadline is that even with a settlement, the damage is done.

Point of interest; a classic historical factoid from the past — President Truman met with a half dozen nuclear scientists, trying to decide whether to set off, ie; “test”, a nuclear weapon back in 1945, at Alamagordo, New Mexico, before dropping two more on Nagasaki and Hiroshima… President Truman asked if it were true that there was a possibility that the explosion could set off a chain reaction, incinerating the entire planet. Nobody knew what a bomb like that could actually do. The six scientists responded as one with the now-classic answer: “Mr. President, we’re willing to take that chance!”

Personally, it’s no skin off my blue back, I’m immortal and I’m merely a casual visitor, checking in to see if everything’s running right, and by golly, it is! From where I live, it’s all terribly amusing. I hope you’re enjoying this section of history as much as I do. It’s my hobby.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

Government Meltdown Blues — Lyrics & Tabulature

October 5, 2013Uncategorizedblues, ejgold, faxl, gorebagg, government, misery, Music, musical, musician, shutdown, song, songwritinggorebagg

Government Meltdown Blues

( Bm – Em – Am7 – Bb7 )

I thought I’d weigh in on the subject of the most recent government shutdown as a result of a few nasty people in the well-publicized “Caucus Suicide Pact”, a power-hungry political conspiracy which is currently holding the rest of the country hostage.

(guitar lead short solo here)

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