Elaine Chao, are you there???

Perhaps “funeral” is not the best characterization of what will certainly happen to you if you fail to wear your Godd™ Particle when you leave your house, but that’s about what will happen, if you leave it behind.

Elaine Chao is the wife of Mitch McConnell, if you didn’t know. When I say “Go Home”, I am of course referring to her house in Louisville, Kentuky, which is where she belongs, according to Trump, because she’s an immigrant.

Hell, so were my grandparents, but not my parents. I’m third generation American, but I’m also a Jew, which makes me either Polish or Israeli, according to the white supremacists living in the White House today, and that includes the First Family — Melania is probably even more sociopathic than her feeble, dotard husband. Continue reading →