Coinology Sales Tools

You can sell Error Coins, too — this Pooping Horse is worth megabucks!!!

“These are the exact same U.S. quarters that you have now in your pocket or purse.” — at least, that’s what you tell them when they come through the gallery or studio door.

Clear your throat, and continue:

“The only difference between your pocket change and my coins is the quality of the coin. Mine have no scratches, no dents, no dings, no stains and no wear and tear.

“You’re looking at the result of hundreds of hours, which is the time I spend finding the good coins, the ones that aren’t worn down or scratched or dented or stained or otherwise made useless for jewelry.

“You can have any grade of coin for spending money, but with jewelry, it has to be perfect, absolutely flawless, like a diamond.

You wait for a moment to get the effect, then continue:

“If you’ll take out your change for a moment and put it on this velvet pad,” (indicating the velvet search pad on the nearby table or countertop) “I’ll show you the difference.”

Do so.

If they exclaim, “Wow!!!” when they see your Perfect Coins, it means that they’re impressed by this display and they’ll probably be willing to buy the jewelry.

You’ve made a sale, but you’ll have to start somewhere, and it might as well be with showing them through your collection of 100 of my Pegboard Perfect coins, meaning that those are what you should be putting out there when YOU’RE doing the search, at that level and grade, and not a whit below that grade.

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My Fall Dress Line

I have brought you some incredible fashions, fabrics and textures this Season!!!

See below for specifics and details of my Fall Line “Numbers”, which is the industry standard when referring to a model of dress.

As you can see, I’ve kept the images small — it’s all supposed to be “phone-friendly” these days, so these images play well on a cell phone search, and that’s what I’m using. That, at least, is my takeaway going forward chewing gum and walking at the end of the day.

Shamanic Cloaking

I’m hoping to have at least one sample of everything on hand for magazine-style advertisements and display photography, but that’s an expensive proposition for me at the moment —  perhaps someone out there will help to establish this line of shamanic apparel and accessories with an unspeakably large donation???

Wouldn’t you like to enable me to get a set of “Enlightenment” golf balls to Trump? He could use some.

Or how about a “World Peace” keychain in the hands of Mitch McConnell, or a “Don’t Tread On Me” Patriotic Wallet to a Congressperson of your choice?

What would you pay to be able to send a “For the Benefit of All Beings Everywhere” charm to every one of the G-20 leaders?

I can do that, but ONLY with your help. I have access to high places that you might not, but YOU have to initiate the wish to benefit all beings everywhere by sending your support donations so that I can deliver these magically delicious items where they can do some good.

What I mean is, you can directly benefit all beings everywhere, and have a powerful impact on the future peace of the planet simply by getting some of my magical accessories and dress into the hands of those who push and shove — you know, the movers and shakers.

You can also have a powerful effect by wearing and carrying and placing these “legoministic” shamanic power-prayer items. They can influence where words and actions cannot.

I can easily get these shamanic influence fashions onto the bodies of very influential people, people in the  news, but YOU have to help me do that.

I’ll give you a rundown of the textures available in these fashions I’ve posted below — you’ll find the texture samples at the bottom of this page — you can scroll down right away, if you like — and if you are one of the few folks who know how to scroll down a page anymore!

So, here’s a SNEAK PREVIEW of my Fall Fashion Line from LeslieAnn at LA Fashions! Continue reading

THE ART OF BELIEVING — “Trans-Dimensional Voyaging” — SCRIPT #3

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Ancient Chinese Trans-Dimensional Device shown onstage, Dresden, 1899.

That’s us, in the photo above, just before we respawned to build and operate the Golden Lion in San Francisco from 1922-1939. I respawned in 1941 to attend this party. Here, below, is the script for the Fifth Wave Quantum Distortion Demonstration:

What’sa matter?  Are you stuck in time? Do you belong to another time and place? Is your world cold, empty and futile? Well, fret no more, bunky, help is on the way. Thanks to several advancements in science that have already been leaked to the public, I am at last able to make my “Wayback Machine” Voyages into the far distant past and into an unknown future.

STEP INTO THE FUTURE!!! STEP INTO THE PAST!!!

Step aboard the FIFTH WAVE QUANTUM DISTORTION DEVICE and take a journey into time and space, into the past and into the future. See for yourself the world of the Future!!!

Let’s take a LIFE-REPAIRING SPIRITUAL HEALING Time-Travel Expedition right now, this very minute, but before we embark on our journey into time, we ought to have a little spending money, right? (PICKS UP DOWSING RODS, SHOWS BOXES & GOLD SAMPLE.) Continue reading

Stop da Presses!!!

In newspaper parlance, “Stop da Presses!!!” means that the reporter is running to his or her desk with a “scooop” —  a news story that no other newspaper has got hold of yet. Well, that’s what this is. I’ll leave it to your imagination; dark, dank, cool subway tunnels with Old Gorby at your side, giving you kind, helpful instructions, such as “Watch it, meathead!” and “Is typing on a keyboard Kryptonite to your species???” and “Move it, Maggot, I haven’t got all darn day!!!”. Gives ya the willies to hear them drill sergeant commands, eh? “Gimme ten on the floor, mister!” There’s much more to this story…

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Hands-On Reincarnation Awareness

 

"Skeletons I Have Known & Loved" -- sculpture by EJ Gold

Have you ever “just known” something that happened so long ago your present body wasn’t even born yet?

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Dance & Movement — The Unlocking Postures

Here’s a sample of the upcoming Dance & Movement Workshop, which will also combine fountain-making, Feng-Shui Zen Gardening, classes in Hollywood Fast-Draw and of course there will be lots of unusual dessert offerings from the Sacred Kitchen!!!

With luck, you can find out more about the Dance & Movement Workshop by contacting someone here. I don’t do windows.