It’s time for my OVAL OFFICE MOVING SALE! It’s a giant $20 Bargain Day, featuring incredible bargains, just to get some space in my Oval Office and studio here at the Western White House!
If you appreciate good beads and silver jewelry and coins and HAND-PAINTED pendants and all sorts of rings, bracelets, armbands and you-name-it, you’re going to get a kick out of today’s Really Big OVAL OFFICE CLEARANCE SALE. Continue reading
The LOVE BAND is a wearable and usable Flash Drive in a rubberized snap band which contains the LOVE3 Extreme Orb, tons of quantum magical operations and workable crafting, and is guaranteed to bring more love into your life!
You clear $20 bucks every band you sell, plus $20 for stock replacement. If you want to order them, fine with me — they’re $20 a pop, and come pre-loaded with the Proprietary Godd™ Software, but don’t expect a hot link!
For this shit, you gotta work. Want it? Find it. Contact me for more details and to order the bands and your mainstay — the Godd™ Particle, which has sold in the hundreds without a single page or line of public promotion — but that’s coming soon! Continue reading