Life in a Box Chapter 15

Dutch Landscape Miniature Nail Art by E.J. Gold.

Can’t wait to get there, eh? I don’t blame ya — here’s the address:

click here to visit my nailery

Isn’t that something? I can put the most intricate things on those nails, just like I used to do with a fine-tipped pen, only these nails are SO much cheaper that I can actually hope to market them.

I also have original painted designs on Feature Nails, but they run $125 a pop, and are actually miniature paintings and ink washes.

If you really want an original Dutch Masters Painted Nail, I’d recommend mounting it in a deep frame. I do that for an additional $125 — the labor is a bitch and I wreck one out of four frames, so if you’re looking for a wrecked frame, check my wrecked frame inventory out back of the shed.

You know that you can add to this product by painting colors onto them? I don’t think it would add anything, but it’s just another way you could add value if you were strapped for another reason to charge more. Continue reading

BLACKLIGHT & GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TATTOOS & NAIL-ART???

Amy is totally brilliant.
Amy in Tattoo-Fashions leather skirt & Amber necklace — “how about black light and glow in the dark???”

BLACKLIGHT & GLOW-IN-THE-DARK tattoos and nail art? Sure, why not? Why not is because I just didn’t think of it, that’s why not, but fortunately, AMY did!!! (Did I mention that Amy is brilliant???) Okay, so I ran home, dashed into my studio and blasted away on a hundred and fifty acrylic nail-forms, until I have in hand a MANDARIN MAGIC NAIL that CAN BE SEEN by entities who cannot see well in the Human Visible Light Spectrum. Continue reading

Hair, Nails, Body & Face

Hair, Nails, Body & Face. Those are the main attractions women have for men; most women are only too aware that men are attracted to body parts, not the whole woman, and they work hard to maintain those vital areas. Nowhere on this planet can you get a non-surgical wrinkle-remover, cleavage enhancer, butt firmer and age-reducer that works from inside out — so I made one and offer it to you as a sheer fun item. It’s a Remedy Orb that helps the Essential Self reveal itself and its radiance. True Beauty comes from within. You can feel it. If you subscribe to that truth — and I certainly do — then my newest creations,  Inner Beauty Refresher, Inner Beauty Radiant Goddess and Inner Beauty Instant Makeover will appeal to you, and you will appeal even more, to your rave fave boy toy. Watch for the Inner Beauty Orbs, coming soon to a download page near you!!! Don’t expect results, expect miracles!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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