Stuff For Sale

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Here’s a short list of some stuff you could make, search & find or prepare for sale:

  • Painted Rocks — cheap, inexpensive to make, doesn’t cost very much, and there’s not a whole lot of money involved, although with the right artwork, you can get up to $50 for a painted rock with no problem, and more if it’s in a gallery.
  • Incenses — Either a blend of incenses or a group of your favorites, or you could try making incense yourself, although I predict that sooner or later, you’ll end up buying and reselling, instead of spending all your marketing time making incense.
  • Chocolates — Never mind about them expensive truffles, although we do offer them in winter and spring shipping weather. We’ve got the ideal — a powerful 72% pure chocolate that is 100% wholesome and 100% delicious, for the price of only 25 cents per package, wholesale. You sell them for $1 apiece, you make 75 cents on every transaction, and boy, does it add up fast at this price! On the right streetcorner, you could do quite well. Forget the huge expensive chocolate samplers — too much money, too much chocolate, not good chocolate but commercial grade crap. Stay with the program, stay on target, sell these at 2 for a dollar and you’ll still make money and you’ll help the community stay in the flow!
  • Earrings — These are of the Czech wood variety — light, easy to make, cheap to make or wear, and they look absolutely great! The colors are wild and astonishing, and everyone will notice these earrings! They sell RETAIL for only $10, and I show you how to make them fast & easily.
  • Meteorites — Not very easy to obtain small ones, might be too much trouble, but these are always going to create excitement, so maybe you can work out a way to sell them at a dollar. Your cost would be around 50 cents for the stone & package.
  • Lucky Pennies — These are easy to find and do really well as a giveaway, with some purchase, however small it may be. I like to give them to anyone who shows any interest in the shop whatsoever — it’s a great way to get your business card into someone’s hands without pushing the card in their face.
  • Lucky Rodneys — These are a bit harder to sell — they retail at $10 for the capsule variety, which is what sells the best. These you don’t give away — you can’t afford it. These are meant to sell. FREE is the Lucky Penny, if you wish, and not the variety called “Double Lucky Penny”, which is always in a capsule. Figure that the capsule plus the package costs you about a dollar, so get some cash for this item. The plain old “Lucky Penny” is just a penny and the package, so the cost out of pocket is about 10 cents, including the penny. Don’t forget that you’re giving the customer cash as a gift just for coming into your shop. Reward their interest and you will be happy.
  • Zombie Family Hot Popcorn Topping — Our Zombie Family Popcorn Topping is what you will be offering to customers. The hot freshly popped popcorn is in half-filled paper bags inside the professional concessionaire popcorn machine. You offer a small Dixie cup filled with a bit of popcorn and a small dose of super spicy hot popcorn topping as a sample. If they like it, they can buy a bagful of hot popcorn in the paper bag. You simply tap in the hot topping on the halfway filled popcorn, then fill the bag the rest of the way and shake two or three more times on the topmost layer, and hand to the customer. The Zombie Family Authentic Cajun Hot Popcorn Topping you will sell by the table-quality shaker, at only $9.99 apiece, and you get a LOT for your money!!!
  • Zombie Family Hot Sauces, BBQ Sauces & Steak Sauces — These are amazing and quite delicious. They taste it, they buy it. Have samples ready for your crowd and roll them bottles out!
  • Handpainted Chess Sets — I do these both as a single-face and as a double-faced piece set. The singles are mounted face-up, and the doubles are mounted on a wooden base. They are painted both sides so both players can see which piece is which. The symbols are VERY easy for any chess player — they are the standard symbols, but I also make other sets with very different designs, keeping in mind that chess is a military style board game. The “castles” are actually “towers”, rolling towers for scaling walls, and the horse represents an entire mounted cavalry unit, while the bishops are the elite troops, the Queen is actually her regiment, and the same with the King. The pawns are just the cannon-fodder they always were, to be driven forward by the lances of the Royal Guard.
  • Backgammon & Checkers Sets — These I make with perfectly round or nearly round stones, which are uncommon, therefore the sets are not plentiful. Allow a couple of weeks for me to find the rocks before I can even get around to painting them.

By the way, all my rock paintings are signed, with the singular exception of the Flying Heart Stones, which are offered at 50 cents apiece, if you plan to resell them — the usual price will be a dollar each, but some folks will give you more, if you look sufficiently pathetic. Joke.

Those are just a few examples of the stuff you could be helping to flow out into the life of humans of planet earth.

See You At The Top!!!

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What Makes My “Lucky Rodney” So Lucky?

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If it’s just an ordinary “normal” 1999-P Delaware U.S. Quarter, what makes your “Lucky Rodney” so lucky?

  • It’s more than “ordinary” — it’s a very high-grade quality collector’s item.
  • It’s been honored, respected & enshrined, in a solid sterling silver bezel.
  • It looks exactly like the Parent Coin, except for the absence of the error.
  • It has actually been touched to the acrylic slab in which the Parent Coin resides.

No one else could possibly have a Parent Coin like mine. There are only two known, and one of them is in a locked and sealed collection.

Why is the Parent Coin so lucky? Continue reading →

Don’t Dare Leave Home Without It

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Counter-Clash Rodney Quarter is Not For Sale at ANY Price, but a Lucky Rodney Ammy is made using this ultra rare coin.

Above is my counter-clash Rodney quarter slabbed up and graded AU-53 by PCGS, a third-party authentication and assessment.

The more rare a thing is, the luckier it is — defying the odds is what it’s all about — the numbers game, statistics, game theory, quantum entanglement and more, all these subjects are now becoming thematic in the world of science.

Yesterday’s Magic is Today’s Science. One person’s magic is another person’s technology. The technology of luck is related to the science of statistics, combination & permutation, and I’ve got the totally improbable “Lucky Finds” to prove it.

But I don’t have to prove anything. You can prove it to yourself. Get one of my Lucky Rodney Ammies, and wear it around a while, just a couple of days.

If you don’t FEEL the Luck, if you are in any way disappointed — you won’t be — just send it back and I’ll refund your money which, with my luck, I don’t need. Continue reading →

Health is a Luck Issue

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If you don’t already know that Health is a Luck Issue, you’re probably waist-deep in the Big Muddy — you need to get some wisdom, and fast. The stone cold fact is that, without LUCK, the Best Medicine in the World won’t cure.

Ask any real healer. Without LUCK, nothing works.

If you’re a gambler, you know about luck, and you certainly know by now that luck happens in streaks, called “lucky streaks”. Everyone who has ever been to a casino in Vegas knows that luck happens in streaks, but the secret is to work your bank accordingly, which is called “Money Management”.

Without good money management, the best luck in the world will not help you. Don’t play the cards. Play the money. Pull back when the lucky streak breaks, go back in when it hits again.

It’s a bit like maneuvering a kayak down the rapids without wrapping it around the nearest rock, and it’s exhausting if performed for very long, which is why dealers, stickmen, shift supervisors and pit bosses have to take frequent breaks.

It’s tiring to USE the attention, and the more directed and focused it is, the more exhausting it is to keep up the pressure to the fullest possible degree, but that is what you have to do as a lucky person — keep riding the crest of the wave.

Get the best there is — you’ll never regret it. Don’t waste your money on junk. As my friend Joel Malter advised his coin buyers, “There’s always a market for the best, but no market anytime for junk.”.

Junk you have to push out the door. Quality sells itself. My Lucky Rodney is the luckiest coin you will ever buy or your money back.

How can I say that? Heck-darn, I got several million dollar coins here that says I’m feeling confident. Like I said, total satisfaction or your money back.

You’ve never been so lucky.

I don’t care how lucky you are already — my Lucky Rodney will make you even luckier. Send one to a friend who is down on their luck, and DON’T TELL THEM WHAT IT IS. Watch the amazing results!

The Lucky Rodney is a NORMAL 1999-P Delaware U.S. Quarter Dollar that is related BY TOUCH to my Million Dollar Caesar Rodney Quarter, which is NOT for sale and never will be for sale. I touch each Lucky Rodney to my Caesar Rodney Quarter, and hopefully the luck will rub off on you, as it has on thousands of others.

Caesar Rodney rode on horseback for 80 miles one stormy night to arrive just in time to cast the deciding vote and add his signature to the Declaration of Independence. His was the Deciding Vote. If not for his ride, there would be no United States today. Besides the historical significance of this coin, the one I found defied the odds by billions to one.

That coin is never for sale, but it CAN hopefully generate luck for you. The luck rubs off onto the coin that you receive, when your “Lucky Rodney” coin is touched to the Master “Luckiest Rodney” Coin — arguably the rarest modern coin ever discovered — which is under my protection, and is properly enshrined, and protected from harm.

If you’re going to give in to superstition anyway, by buying and wearing or carrying a Lucky Charm, Lucky Fetish, Lucky Amulet, Lucky Talisman or Lucky Relic like a rabbit’s foot, you might as well get the best there is, the Lucky Rodney, generated from the original Lucky Rodney by Direct Touch.

The Touch Ceremony

When your Lucky Rodney is touched to the Master Lucky Rodney, both a psychic effect and a quantum physics effect are launched, creating an “As-If-Entanglement”, commonly called a “binding”, following a fumigation and incantation.

The incantation is merely sound that promotes the binding effect and signals the start of “Luck Magnet” activity in that specific “Lucky Rodney” that was ennobled by the Touch Ceremony.

Luck cures all ills — everything from homelessness to poverty, hunger, fear, weakness, dread, victimization and more — absolutely everything, EVERYTHING, responds to luck, go get lucky.

A rare coin is a lucky coin. Get your Lucky Rodney now and start your lucky streak today! Nobody else has the Luckiest Rodney — there is only one source. Get your Lucky Rodney today!

Good Fortune Will Smile Upon You.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

Luckiest Coin In The World

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I found the Luckiest Coin in the World, and some of that luck could rub off on you. Here’s how YOU can beat the odds!

E.J. Gold with the Luckiest Coin in the World, “The Rodney Quarter” in PCGS Slab.

This coin couldn’t possibly have dropped, but it did. It’s a Counter-Clash, something that doesn’t tend to happen more than once or twice, due to the nature of the mint error, and if someone wants it badly enough, they’ll pay $1 Million Dollars for it.

I have the ONLY one that could possibly EVER be for sale — the other one is already in a museum. In a sense, I’ve “cornered” the market on this particular coin, the rarest modern U.S. Quarter Dollar ever found. Continue reading →

Improve Your Luck

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Everybody has a little lucky streak now and then, but how would YOU like to be extra-lucky?

If you’re lucky, real lucky, you don’t even have to TRY to make it — you automatically stumble on all the good things you need to get where you’ve gotta go.

Under ordinary conditions, you can rely on hard work and fair play, but not in Trumpworld — no, not here.

In Trumpworld, it is very unlikely that you will be able to do anything to avoid drowning in a planet gone mad. The chances of being rounded up and summarily executed by Trump’s firing squads is very likely, and you and I will be the first up against the wall when the proverbial shit hits the proverbial fan, and that’s going to be sometime before the end of this proverbial year.

There will be general riots, trucking strikes, revolt in the military ranks, political roundups of Democrats and other Liberals — which is why they want all our voter information — and of course, there will be shooting, lots and lots of shooting, because we are a gun culture, and proud of it.

The Second Amendment Will Fall — Trump can’t allow Liberals to own weapons. Do the math, then tremble and be afraid. Continue reading →

Make Yourself Luckier

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Create some luck in yourself, then make yourself luckier. The point is, why stop there? Why not make yourself still luckier, and keep on doing that luck thing right through the roof?

There’s no limit to the luckiness, provided you share it. If you have sharing problems, you’ll undoubtedly try to keep it for yourself, and you might abuse your gift, in which case, you never quite get it, and we’re all just a bit better off because of it.

“Joy Luck” is a shared lucky streak that benefits everyone, not just one person, or one family or one neighborhood.

Cooperation is the key, competition is the lockout. People are not built to be naturally cooperative. Like all jungle animals, they tend to compete.

In the Human and Brute Worlds, conflict is everywhere.

It’s possible to live in a place where cooperation replaces conflict, but it’s always in danger of being overrun by Neanderthalic Forces. Continue reading →

“I Want Things To Continue To Be Lousy!!!”

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Go ahead, say it aloud, with me: “I want things to continue to be lousy!!!”

Nobody in their right mind would say a thing like that, would they? Certainly not my friend Bill Shatner, who survived homelessness to fame and fortune.

Yet, strangely, that’s exactly what I’ve heard for the past 70 years from a wide variety of otherwise seemingly intelligent human beings. Here’s their argument:

“It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature. If we’d been meant to be happy, there wouldn’t be death, taxes, politics, wage slavery, marriage and poverty!”

Continue reading →

Dance & Movement — The Unlocking Postures

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Here’s a sample of the upcoming Dance & Movement Workshop, which will also combine fountain-making, Feng-Shui Zen Gardening, classes in Hollywood Fast-Draw and of course there will be lots of unusual dessert offerings from the Sacred Kitchen!!!

With luck, you can find out more about the Dance & Movement Workshop by contacting someone here. I don’t do windows.