If you’ve never walked along Wonkatonka Street in Upper Caledonia, (I’ve just made up the names to give substance to the concept) there’s no chance whatever that you’ll wander into Bingo’s Toy Shop, which is located somewhere on Wonkatonka Street, only findable by actually walking around there and looking at each and every shop as you pass by.

The only way you’ll ever get to Bingo’s Toy Shop is to actually walk on Wonkatonka Street, but for some reason, you’re not quite sure what, you can’t get there from here.

Well, that space isn’t this space, so you’ll have to travel somehow from here to there, and the most convenient and easiest way to get there is to be there — just bilocate.

If for some strange and unfathomable reason, you can’t seem to bilocate, you might  be saddled with a human body, which makes soul excursions almost impossible, because the human incarnation is filled with distractions, much more so than any other lifeform.

Mental, emotional and physical issues abound in human reincarnation, which is why there are enormous aisles filled with non-prescription remedies and snack foods. Continue reading →