Life in a Box Chapter 19

March 24, 2020Uncategorizedafterlife, corona, ej gold, explore, gorby, gorebagg, healing, jal, journey, reincarnation, virusgorebagg

If I ask myself what’s MOST needed in the world of the Trump Virus, the answer always comes up the same — BLESSINGS.

Everything else is shit compared to Blessings. If you’re walking around UNBLESSED, you’re taking your life into your hands.

Take it from me, as sure as I can levitate a few lousy inches off the ground, Blessings are a sure-cure for anything that ails you, and that includes fear, anxiety, frustration, confusion and a whole lot of other really bad things.

Blessings work to cure, to heal, to resolve and to uplift.

That’s a whole lotta payoff from something that you can’t see, feel or touch — but what exactly IS a Blessing?

Something lucky should happen to you.
May you be protected from illness, harm and calamity.
Here’s some positive energy — I hope it does you some good.
May you be successful in your endeavor, I hope it works out for you.
I hereby shower you with bountiful goodness.

When performing Blessings and Miracles, always keep in mind the First Rule of Dealing With People of Planet Earth — “No Good Deed Goes Unpunished”. Continue reading →

My Flight to Solaria

July 17, 2016Uncategorizedabd, afterlife, airline, ashram, astral, astral travel, ej gold, expedition, gorby, gorebagg, journey, prosperity, reincarnation, voyagegorebagg

Here I am, aboard the transdimensional airline Flight L315a bound for Solaria.

Gosh, it’s all so exciting, having trans-dimensional privileges and a travel pass all at once like this. So I got on board the transdimensional airliner Flight L315a, bound for Solaria, and we got to a gigantic island out in the middle, and it was too dark to take anything but a selfie, so okay, here it is anyway. Continue reading →

THE ART OF BELIEVING — “Dinner Jacket Escape” — Script #2

September 15, 2015Uncategorizedejgold, fifth wave, gateways, gorby, gorebagg, harmonic, inter-dimensional, journey, portals, time travel, travel, traveler, voyage, voyagergorebagg

This ancient sarcophagus panel is one of many active gateways in my collection.

Jaunting from one locus to another is easy enough, if you’ve a specific target, and the position of that target is either known or guessable by tracking or mathematical model projections.

That sounds awfully technical, but let me break it down for you into simple terms, while I do the impossible. I will put on this dinner jacket, and allow two volunteers to chain and shackle me in these powerful unmodified, untampered 451 solid steel restraint manacles.

(TWO VOLUNTEERS FROM THE AUDIENCE ARE INVITED ONSTAGE TO SHACKLE THE PERFORMER IN THE STEEL CHAIN MANACLES.)

I have chosen this dinner jacket from which to attempt an escape. I would have selected a standard strait-jacket, but those things are terribly expensive, and I found this very nice looking dinner jacket at the Salvation Army, which is where I do all my fashion shopping.

Draw the spirit cabinet up around me as I attempt to escape from the manacles and also from my own dinner jacket in only thirty seconds. Start the clock NOW!!!

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