Character Class Rundown for the GODD Engine

May 1, 2016Uncategorizedautofire, blueline, bombs, clip size, damage, ejgold, fart, fartbomb, game development, godd, gorby, gorebagg, hit points, hits, incantation, magic, map, moveact, resurrection, rocket launcher, spells, tools, weaponsgorebagg

laugh your ass off playing fartbomb, the latest wild and crazy game from goddgames. — laugh your ass off playing fartbomb, the result of years of gorbyscience.

OSELCHAR controls the size and appearance of the Avatar, plus the speed of movement on X, Y & Z vectors, the height and width of the actual object, the weight — more properly, the mass, which is independent of gravity as a relative measure — the rate of turn, and a whole lot more character detail.

The OSELCHAR (Object Select Character) can be triggered by any TAG issued by a variety of possible contact points, such as an OTAGSW, WTAGSW or RTAGSW and more triggering agents abound.

The OSELCHAR can bring about many changes in the character. We can upgrade armor, weapons, hats, you name it, but each upgrade requires a lot of hidden behind-the-scenes programming. Continue reading →

1 out of 1,000 — 2 out of 10,000 — What are the Odds???

April 13, 2015Uncategorizedblog, ejgold, going viral, gorebag, gorebagg, hit factory, hits, numbers, odds, tranding, video, video hits, views, viral video, vlog, youtubegorebagg

Some dude back in the day told us the numbers — “One out of a thousand, two out of ten thousand.”

Take the time to click onto this “10,000 baal runs” video and look at the number of views that have accumulated on this now-famous youtube video of mine — at this date, it reads: “258,478”. More than a quarter-million hits.

Think about it. That means that A QUARTER MILLION viewers stopped by one of my channels, “gorebagdotcom”, to see this video, and most of them laughed at the punchline, just as you did or will do when you see it, and most of them forgot about it less than a second after the video ended and another one popped up. Out of a quarter of a million viewers, 350 liked it, 350 hated it. The other 258,000 were indifferent, or didn’t notice. Continue reading →

Some Thoughts on the Subject of HTK

May 28, 2012Uncategorizedarmor, capture, ctf, flag, game, gamer, gaming, hits, htk, kill, shooter, weapon, weaponsgorebagg

http://youtu.be/SDiYzEYQjIo

What is HTK, anyway? HTK is a game programmer term referring to the number of hits it takes to kill something in a game. It comes from D&D, which is “Dungeons & Dragons”, invented by two friends in the sci-fi fantasy realm, Dave Arnesson and Gary Gygax, both of whom became millionaires just prior to passing to the Next Realm in the Sky.

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