That’s right, over $1 Billion in NFT Assets, and I got them totally free, and what’s more, I’m going to tell you how and where I got them, and what I’m going to do with them.
Where did you get that NFT?
Answer? I didn’t “get” it — I made it and minted it myself on my very own OpenSea page, and it’s for sale — do you like it? Continue reading →
Yep, you got it right — the way to identify yourself in the marketplace is to take a red-hot branding iron with YOUR NAME on it and stamp it on your right buttock. That’s the best wa to brand yourself, and make it stick. Continue reading →
You’ll have to learn to compartmentalize Trump so you can concentrate on your work, and you’ll need to work twice as hard to stay off road repair with the Donald Trump National Labor Work Force — all dictators like to lock people up and torture them, didn’t you know?
So if you want to avoid detention and slavery, you might want to sharpen up your marketing skills and get enough wherewithal to lift yourself and your family out of danger.
This is not the first time Americans have learned to fear their President, but it surely will be the last, especially when America gets split up three ways, into #Pacifica, which is a combo of the 13 western states, #AmericaTheBeautiful, which is the midwestern Bible Belt, and the east coast nation of #GreaterNewYork and #NewNewWashington, both of which are described in detail in my book, “SlimeWars”, written over 50 years ago, predicting everything that’s happening today. Continue reading →
For those fans of The Orbs, I have something a little new and different for your consideration — I’ve remade and redesigned the BardoTown Map, which now includes dozens of interiors, all of which you now STRAP TO instead of taking a TELE.
The effect is a short pause between maps, but it’s worth the wait, because in each area, I can isolate and magnify the effects — each map has the potential for its very own set of physics, math and probability, and I fully take advantage of that fact.
Accordingly, I’ve separated the interiors from the giant exterior OVERWORLD that is the BardoTown map, so the store interiors are now OUTBOARD ORBS, which is to say, something on the order of “sub-orbs” to which you can strap from the OVERWORLD map through a variety of doors, windows and other fenestrations of the architecture. Continue reading →
There’s this big chunk of mountain that comes crashing down to the river some 540 million years ago. It gets broken up into smaller pieces and then eventually is ground down to a bunch of smaller stones that get buried in the gravel bars of the rushing river.
As they roll downstream, they contact other similar rocks in the river and, just like it happens in a lapidary “tumbler” device, the stones grind and polish one another.
The process can be sped up in a lapidary workshop, merely by adding some grinding abrasive compound — it’s a simple cutting powder that you’d put into the water in the rock-tumbler.
The rocks in the tumbler go ’round and ’round, grinding against each other, sometimes for months, but it’s a LOT faster than the river method.
If you were to produce the ringstones and brooch stones that I offer in my rock shop, and you had to glue a dop stick to the back of the stone and hit it with a diamond cutting wheel, and then shape it, form it and polish it, that would be the work of several days.
All I have to to is hop into the car and drive 55 miles away to a landscaping yard where they have enormous bags and heaps of rocks, and select the ones I want, get them weighed and priced out, pay the invoice, load the rocks into the trunk and drive back home, another hour’s drive.
In all, I spend about an hour to an hour and a half choosing the rocks that I want to get. We’re pretty friendly with the landcape arts people, and they help us quite a lot to get loaded — in the freighting sense of the word — and they often have suggestions about rocks that they’ve just gotten in. Continue reading →
Having a retail space gives you immediate credibility with buyers, but it adds a tremendous amount of expense and personal commitment of time and energy to run one successfully. You need to have a real knack for working with people to go face-to-face like this. Online, it’s different. You HAVE no face, not really, just faceBOOK and a seller’s homepage, which is a sea of anonymity in a seemingly transparent envelope.
When you log onto eBay as a seller, it’s a different experience entirely than the one you had as an end-user buyer. As a buyer, you needed to know nothing — you had to depend on the seller to know what they had and what it’s worth, and mostly that was dead wrong, if you go back and look at it closely. Continue reading →
That’s right, I’m creating handmade STRICTLY one-of-a-kind scrimshaw style artnails for the high-end nail salon market, and believe me, there’s plenty of it to go around. Nail art is more than popular — it rivals tattoos for popularity, and the FEATURE NAIL is the key to the whole thing.
Feature nails can be handpainted and sometimes you can get a fantastic nail by a total unknown artist for a fraction of what you really should pay. Oh, most folks don’t think they should pay for art — after all, isn’t art a form of play?
Many artists starve or maintain a day job just because of that attitude by frozen-faced street zombies under the usual alien domination.
Okay, so how much are they, and where can you get them??? Continue reading →