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Racist Pig Awareness Week

July 17, 2019Uncategorizedej gold, god, godd, gorby, gorebagg, jal, karma, racist, reincarnation, trumpgorebagg

If you leave home without your Godd™ Particle, it’s your funeral.

Elaine Chao, are you there???

Perhaps “funeral” is not the best characterization of what will certainly happen to you if you fail to wear your Godd™ Particle when you leave your house, but that’s about what will happen, if you leave it behind.

Elaine Chao is the wife of Mitch McConnell, if you didn’t know. When I say “Go Home”, I am of course referring to her house in Louisville, Kentuky, which is where she belongs, according to Trump, because she’s an immigrant.

Hell, so were my grandparents, but not my parents. I’m third generation American, but I’m also a Jew, which makes me either Polish or Israeli, according to the white supremacists living in the White House today, and that includes the First Family — Melania is probably even more sociopathic than her feeble, dotard husband. Continue reading →

Troubled by Falling Hair?

July 1, 2019Uncategorizedadvertising, copy writing, ej gold, god, godd, godd particle, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, self esteem, weight issuesgorebagg

Here are a few examples of advertising copy writing. Copy is written always to a specific and very exact and very boring set of rules, called the “PAS” functions — Problem, Agitate, Solve. Basically set up a problem, deepen the problem and then offer a solution.

This is the very basic structure of all advertising copy. You have to get their interest first, and the thing they’re most interested in is themselves. Continue reading →

Blood in the Streets

June 19, 2019Uncategorizedej gold, escape trump, god, godd particle, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, trumpgorebagg

The Godd™ Particle gives you the power to Heal, Cast out Lepers, Raise the Dead.

If you caught a glimpse — who could take more than a glimpse? — of the Trump “Kickoff” rally last night and you lived through the First Holocaust as I did, you’ll instantly recognize the tone of the crowd.

The shouting, chanting and sheer rage and craziness of the crowd cannot be overstated.

Trump is the Beloved Leader of the New Nazi Party, which used to be called the Republican Party, and the Republicans as a whole seem to be unaware that they have been dominated and exploited and weaponized for a madman’s crazy dream of being President for Life.

Guess what?

He’ll do it, because people are really, truly, tremendously stupid.

On the other hand, I’ve lived through Dictatorships and Kingships and feudal systems and fiefdom and all that sort of rubbish so many times, and frankly, it all sort of comes out the same.

Most people who see my book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word” think I’m against Trump, but I’m not. TRUMP IS MY FRIEND. Continue reading →

Gorby’s Little Craft Kits

August 25, 2016Uncategorizedangel, cash, class, craft, devotional, distributor, educate, education, ej gold, emboss, embossing, family, god, gorby, gorebagg, higher consciousness, income, jal, jewelry, jobber, learn, metal, metal embossing, money, reincarnation, retail, session, teach, wholesalegorebagg

Can you pick me out in photo? Craft Session at Camp Woodland, August 25, 1955. You can order the book “Downtown Community School” from Gateways Books & Tapes.

Kids had such a transformative experience working with adults in the Craft Classes at Camp Woodland and Downtown Community School under the direction of Norman Studer during the 1950s, and when families worked together on simple craft projects and craft shows, it was like a bunch of gluons had suddenly bonded the family members into a blended and harmonious unity, and that’s exactly what’s needed in this world of pain.

I’m designing an entire LINE of metal-embossing kits, and I’ll tell you why — the new EK cutter is a piece of crap, although it does admittedly do the job, but it does it with four massive crimps in the sides, which eventually will roll out with pressure and persistence, but the additional effort makes the thing too time-expensive for the marketplace.

So I decided to set up a craft supply “factory” where I either make or encourage and teach others to make little circular foil bits for sale to embossers everywhere.

We’re making embossings that can actually be used in jewelry mountings, because our sizes correspond to the mountings without modification. We’re among the very few who make embossings on round foil disks. Continue reading →

The God Frequency & the Quantum Antenna

July 25, 2014Uncategorizedantenna, crystal, ejgold, frequency, ghostradio, god, gorby, gorebagg, quantumantenna, radio, signal, transmittergorebagg

Yes, Virginia, there really is a God Frequency. It’s a cycle of energetics existing upward of space-time constituents, exclusive of matter and raw energies. All frequencies refer to the number of times something happens per cycle of timeline. What that means is that vibration causes sound and sound causes vibration. Cause & Effect Are One & The Same.

How does that affect you? Continue reading →

God World In My Pocket

November 22, 2013Uncategorizedcontact, cosmo, ejgold, god, gorebagg, leslieann, norton, pocket, second life, sl, worldgorebagg

I’ve been terrifically busy lately, doing several things; the first is finishing work on the lower levels of the Ashram, and this is going well. Secondly, development of the use of the marketplace for Shamanic Skill Expansion, and Thirdly, my plan for world domination and control through the marketing of God World in my Pocket stuff.

I’ll explain how it works. Basically, you can stuff anything, however large and complex it might be, even a whole world, into one of my Magic Pouches, and it will not only stay there, it can be retrieved and if you’ve a place to rezz it, you can live in it, explore it, use it and so forth.

Each one of my God World in My Pocket items is a real place with its own time and lives. Remember in Hitch-Hiker’s Guide that mysterious satchel or bag that his aunt gave him that could hold absolutely anything, no matter how big??? Well, that’s what my Magic Pouch does! It can hold an entire universe, probably several billion of them, as a matter of fact, although the sorting and retrieval system would be nightmarishly slow at mere lightspeed.

My first experiment is with what you see in the screenshots — Norton Street West. It has everything and is lavish to the extreme, but it doesn’t matter, unless you try to manifest it in a sim, in which case, someone will complain. But in a Magic Pouch or Bag, it does no harm and has ZERO land impact!

In a sense, you are in the world, and yet you’re wearing it or carrying it, somewhat like the “Galaxy” amuletic necklace on the cat in the first Men in Black film, right??? The contact you will receive from this effect is absolutely staggering, mind-blowing, and guaranteed to work, and work so good you’ll be astonished from toe to crown, or your Lindens back!!!

If that isn’t Magic with a Capital M, what is???

The screenshots of Norton Street West say it all. It’ll be up for sale in just a few days, on my “EJ Gold Guru” shop, called The God Particle in Second Life Marketplace.

I’ll soon have Cosmo Street and my Dad, Horace L. Gold’s, creation — The Old Curiowsity Shoppe (from our collaboration sci-fi stories in Retro SF and other novels) ready for sale, and many more treasures. Be sure to ask about the Magic Pouch at the ICW tomorrow!!!

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

If God Dropped Acid, Would He See People???

October 12, 2013Uncategorizedacid, ejgold, god, gorebagg, peoplegorebagg

If God Dropped Acid, Would He See People??? If God sneezed, what would you say? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would anyone know? If you installed a skylight in your apartment, what would the upstairs neighbors say? Are Black Holes the places where God divided by zero? If you really did have everything, where would you put it all? Is there a lifeguard at the Gene Pool? If you buy dehydrated water, what do you add? What’s another word for Thesaurus? Would an Existential Map have “You Are Here” written all over it? Just remember that Anywhere Is Walking Distance From Here, if you’ve got the time.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

How To God

June 4, 2013Uncategorizedejgold, god, godding, job, judge, minergorebagg

Jenny at Cosmic Crossroads & Quantum Junction, where you can re-set the balances and character layouts across 30 different dimensions, if you know how to God.

How To God in Ten Easy Lessons:

It can’t be learned in ten lessons, hard or easy, and mastery is a long way down a very rocky road. But take heart, Pilgrim. The first step is always the hardest.

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Who the Heck is Xipe-Totec???

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coaching, game, gamer, games, god, goddess, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, totecgorebagg

Who is Xipe-Totec, you ask? Sure, he’s the God of Thunder, demi-god of this and that, but forget about all that stuff; it’s just how he makes his living. What really counts is that he’s my best buddy from the Old Days back in the Southwest of Nirvana, when men were men and sheep were nervous. We used to knock around; he played a mean, fast-paced stickball and stoop-ball, and he won every bottle-top derby ever run. He was a sidewalk champion, and that’s saying a lot. The six-gun packed a whallop and it could hit a fried bean at fifty paces, but most gun battles were at close range, anywhere from belly-to-belly all the up to an average of four feet apart.

I hope this clears up some questions you’ve been having about western gunfights in the territories. See You At The Top!!!

gorby

Get Some Higher Help!!!

August 26, 2012Uncategorizedentities, entity, god, goddess, miraclegorebagg

Here’s what I’ve got going so far in the Oracle Department. I’m working on these Orbs night and day, trying to finish the most critical ones for next week’s convention. Here they are, not necessarily in any order of appearance… click to read more….

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