I’m going to try a new format this morning, where I just say whatever I want to say, and at the same time, run a few interesting and possibly funny videos past you, to take off some of the sting — but you need to know what’s going on, even while you’re laughing out loud.
So … Here we are, exactly one week away from the midterms, and there is no good news ahead — it’s all bad, starting with the loss of democracy and the annihilation of the vote, but wait! You can still have a few laughs before they come to get you, and here’s one of them:
The Purges have begun. When Trump is placed back in office — and he will be — everyone who has EVER been even SLIGHTLY critical of Trump will be rounded up and taken to the wall, and I don’t mean the wall that the Mexicans were supposed to pay for.
I’ll definitely be among the first against the wall, for a variety of offenses including my political humor book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, and my Protest Songbook, Protest CD album, protest cartoons and videos and, of course, my 18 newly released video games that make fun of Trump and the allies he rode in on. Continue reading →
While you’re waiting for some asshole to attack you with a hammer in the middle of the night, you might as well play a video game or a couple of fun videos, so here’s your “Middle of the Night Awaiting Hammer Blows to the Head” video collection for the day.
I hope that the immanent destruction of your planet won’t inconvenience you terribly, but we must have bypasses, and this solar system is definitely in the way of progress. Don’t worry, you won’t feel a thing. Exactly which thing it is that you won’t be feeling remains to be determined by chance.
Look at it this way — if the Republicans lose, they deny it, and march against the Dems. If the Republicans win, the Dems will curl up and die, because that’s what they always do. Dems are too damned civilized, and they don’t realize there’s a war going on in their own backyard.
So while you’re waiting for The End — which is, indeed, nigh — let’s have some fun and at the same time, let’s learn something. Continue reading →
Gosh, here we are already! I hope you’re geared up for a trip through the Light Fantastic, because we’re going head-first into comedy for our first dip into the parasphere universe — here goes!
Some of those Steven Wright gags might not have popped up in your reality before. Now here’s a fascinating explanation of how YOU can travel faster than light! Continue reading →
LeslieAnnStandup is your social media hostess for the day!
Steal This Idea!
That is what I’m hoping you will do. Watch the video, and see if it gives you any ideas, then make a video of your own, all your own taste and concept, but freely use the basic idea as much as you want to — it’s designed and intended to provoke YOU into action! Continue reading →
Click on Upper Right “Share” Button! Okay, so on my way to breakfast at the moment. Actually, I just happened to stop by my desk to put up a mini-blog about claudio on my instagram page. It is my practice to post an InstaGram at about the same time every morning, so check it out, share it, repost it, get it out there, pass it on and study it to see how to incorporate the hashtag in complete sentence form, as you’ll see there on #IG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPWG-QNZx0E
If you’ve survived the first video, I guess you can take it on the chin another time, so here’s yet another vid — we made about fifteen videos and I danced and/or sang for five hours, just for the sheer fun of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQHiT2SGfs
Okay, I’ll push it one more time — this is another video from yesterday’s #VideoBinge with my friends on youtube. You’ll find these videos posted there, but there are many more on the way, and I’ll be doing a LOT of karaoke singing for a few video sessions at the very least, and if you like ’em, I’ll post more. I’ve been holding back, because nobody asked me, but I figure, maybe you don’t know that I’m willing to do them, so enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5cZQve46jQ
Okay, well, now I’m over the limit, gotta run out da door quick, stow down some chow, and get back out here for the morning meeting, in about half an hour — that’d be 6:30 a.m. — over on the “Livestream” channel. See you there. And I’ll also:
“Me & My Money”, a serigraph produced decades ago.
My serigraphs used to retail at $1800-$3000, but we haven’t marketed them for at least 20 years — what are today’s prices? No idea, but we’re going to find out.
I intend to dig out some of those serigraphs, produced in the days before computer generated “giclee” color printing. These are from pastel originals. They are each and every one completely hand-printed, each color laid down separately, through a carefully prepared silkscreen, until all colors are present on the print.
Technically, it is “a work on paper”, and is produced in a profoundly limited run, hence it is sometimes referred to as “a multiple original” or “an original multiple”, depending on what part of the country your gallery might be standing.
I’m offering them today at ridiculously low prices, because my market has yet to be re-established in the marketplace.
Hence and therefore, the serigraph “Me & My Money” is available FRAMED to retail at $850, which means that your wholesale cost will be $350, allowing you to “keystone double”, which is standard retail practice.
Keep in mind that this piece comes framed, and that means money. If you don’t want it framed, take off $50 and we’ll ship you the serigraph flat — I don’t roll prints if I can help it — of course, large paintings on canvas are quite another matter.
There are not many of any of my earlier serigraphs left — they sold surprisingly well at the time — so if you want one of these compelling and dramatic pieces, better say so right now. Please don’t contact me months from now and expect to get one of these serigraphs. Continue reading →
It’s the only means for escape from suffering or expression of pain that you have left to you as a peasant.
It deals with spiritual energies only, well outside the realm of the physical world.
It’s the only revenge you will ever have.
As Inigo Montoya so eloquently said: “There’s no money in revenge.” Revenge is stupid, pointless and empty, because you’re fighting against a mechanical machine with no heart, no mind, no soul. What’s wanted is not revenge, but protection. Are you scared to death to bring up the Trump subject for fear of violence??? Okay, let’s talk, and listen up good, pilgrim:
I swear by all that’s Holy that I have no personal interest in Trump.
He’s a handy in-your-face-right-now character that readily serves as an example of a psycho-emotional organic world irritant that could intrude on your inner world and peaceful home, on a psychic or spiritual level, and my intent here is to demonstrate how to set up a line of Psychic Self-Defense for yourself, your family, your home, your business and your personal freedoms. About your stocks and bonds I can do nothing.
I’ll be sharing secrets that have never been revealed in modern times. These are the Methods and Secrets of the Ancients, and in spite of the fact that I’ll undoubtedly be sparking off the morons who voted for Trump, I’m NOT against Trump — as a matter of fact, he’s doing me a favor, and I’ll gladly explain why, as we go through this little exercise.
By the way, Trump is horrifically superstitious, which will probably come as no surprise to anyone. Besides being an NPD, he’s also a hyper-charged up OCD, which has to get really sticky for anyone unfortunate enough to serve on his staff or be on his payroll in any capacity.
Even David Lo Pan had to make a living somehow. He had his Wing Kong, I have my angelic hordes, so just leave Jack Burton alone, okay?
Because the Toupee of the Year is SO in our faces, I’ll be using The Trump Avatar as an example of someone who initiates and sets off psychic-level attacks, whether upon you intentionally and personally or as a member of a whole class of folks under said psychic attack.
It’s probably too late to mention it to the bots who rage-quit on the previous paragraphs, but I want to point out that, had Hillary won the election, I’d be after her as well, if the media frenzy were as great, this far away from the election results. Christ almighty, the problem with Trump is not his politics, although they are nutty and will soon be reversed or erased — don’t forget, I’ve seen it all a million times before.
Like I said, it’s not Trump’s politics, it’s his Narcissistic Personality Disorder — a matter of public record — that creates an incessant need for attention, and a willingness to use shock and rage to get it.
That’s why he negotiates with foreign powers ON TWITTER in full public view — he needs the attention and craves acceptance — and yes, he is a Twitter Addict, among other mental ailments and weaknesses, some of which have already been exploited by his playmate, Vladimir Potemkin, some of which haven’t shown up in the public radar yet, but they will, Frodo, they will.
I treated myself in the above paragraph to what amounts to a 100 year old joke, so old a chestnut that you’ve probably heard it a thousand times before.
Putin — Potemkin, get it???
Potemkin was the name of a Russian battleship. See, it was during the Russian Revolution — the first one, I mean — or was it the second??? Oh, forget it — it is all so complicated.
All I remember from my lessons back in the 37th century is that there were a LOT of wars back in this time period, a LOT of wars. As a gamer and game programmer, I can’t help but feel just a little responsible for all the wars, since I wrote the Back Story on this level.
Would a sincere “I’m sorry” be any compensation for all the misery and suffering of humanity throughout those wars? Well, the Great Mother sends her best, which is, of course, YOU.
Whether you like Trump, hate Trump, or are completely indifferent to the whole scene, as I am, you’re inundated on an hourly basis, even minute-to-minute, with Trump’s latest outrages and wild zany antics in the media and elsewhere, meaning supermarkets, restrooms and Born-Again Frozen Yogurt Youth Centers, where the conversation reflects little else.
He’s restless and anxious, and he needs YOUR attention, and one way to get that is to make you angry, and that’s easy to arrange, and it’s something he does very well indeed — he has almost complete control of the media in a sort of knee-jerk reflex way.
If you don’t care about the politics — as I surely don’t, having seen all this go down a million times before — you still suffer the media effects on the general population, which currently includes you, like it or not, and he’s aroused a very dangerous and violent segment of the population to help him get to power.
Problem there is, that segment of the population now has the authority and “right” to seek YOU out, and destroy you and your family, should you question Trump or his policies, or be an unfortunate member of the race, religion or political affiliations he has decided to set his dogs — that’d be you, if you’re a Pro-Lifer, on you and your family and friends. Continue reading →
With my longtime friend and neighbor, Jose Ferrer, explaining the principles of Prosperity Path
If something is fun and productive, you’re more likely to do it than if it feels like a chore. In a nutshell, that’s the principle behind video gaming your way to Perfected Liberation.
Playing my Prosperity Path levels is fun by anyone’s standards. There’s no killing, no maiming, no deathwish or blasting at all, yet you’ll be plenty busy and challenged.
There are easy, medium and hellish levels of difficulty; you can choose your own path amongs and between them.
Good to know, and certainly well-considered advice in dealing with deep inside issues, things that are so hidden that they reside only in the subconscious, where contents are, indeed under pressure.
Inside yourself, believe me, contents are largely unknown to the daily ordinary awareness — I can’t bring myself to call it “consciousness” of any kind — are kept under pressure of all kinds, induced by environment and the deep self, along with shadows of the ghostly disembodied voices of pressure-cookers of your recent and distant past, those uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, cousins, friends and acquaintances who have influenced you and your beliefs, attitudes and opinions for all your life.
Yes, once again for the very first time ever, you can crawl into the Smogops Cafe and Starlite Lounge for some variety show fun and games in the Apres-Vie! You can find out more about my online shows by using my contact page on this website.
At the time of posting this blog, the video stats are: 235,119 views. Can you determine why this video, of all my videos, got a quarter-million views, and many positive and fun responses!!!!????
