WIPE OUT TRUMPISM!

Yes, you can totally and completely wipe out any vestige of the existence of Trump simply by using Diablo 2 as a meditative field of concentration, mindfulness and effective iron-age combat skills plus a seriously developed sense of winning battle strategies.

I view D2 not only as a learning field and skill developing area but also a way of immersing yourself in another completely different world, a world in which Trump and Trumpians simply don’t exist, and if they did, they wouldn’t last long among the other dungeon monsters.

I make money from Trump. He feeds my comedy needs and keeps my blogs interesting, just because the guy is dangerous enough to get your full attention, like someone with their hands around your most delicate body-parts.

Let’s be perfectly clear here — I am not a “nevertrumper” — never heard of Trump before he was elected — nor am I a Trump-Hater, although it’s hard not to be, due to his incessant need to have his branded name in the news cycle every single day.

It’s reminiscent of the constant blaring of loudspeakers in countries which have fallen to dictators, talking constantly about their “Beloved Great Leader”, usually just another dumb shmuck with a talent for mass murder and some friends in high places, generally along the lines of some religious fanatics who feel the need to control everyone and make them all either be exactly like them, or push up daisies.

Generally, as is the case with wise-ass standup comics like myself, the case for daisies is easy to make. I have to have SOME frigging escape from the Mad King of Amerika, and D2 is my first choice.

I am highly skilled at very deep levels of meditation and mentation, but nothing works against Trump, Trumpies and Trumpism as well as Diablo 2.

Keep in mind that you’re battling the forces of Hell and that the demons are out there, more or less the entire GOP, and they’re busily swarming and devouring the wheat all over the world, and there are zombies and hate-filled vermin everywhere, and all you’ve got to stop them when you first get into the world of Diablo 2 is the equivalent of a fist-axe or a blunt instrument resembling a lead pipe. Continue reading →