Follow Me and Live Forever!

July 25, 2019Uncategorizedej gold, followers, gorby, gorebagg, jal, liveforever, rebirth, rebirthing, reincarnation, socialmediamarketinggorebagg

That’s the kind of #ClickBait or #SuckerBaitButton I’d put out there once my follower index reached at least a few thousand over a million, so the “unfollows” will not take you down below the million follower mark.

One million followers translates to money. Merely by selling your followers down the river, marketing-wise, you can generate a whole hell of a lot of bitcoins, with which you could retire to Switzerland and live the rest of your life in hiding — which, if you’re a natural recluse, could be a big win/win for everyone.

You’re out of the way, and they’re out of yours.

The whole meaning of life thing is really, terribly simple. There isn’t any big deal to it, nothing to learn, nothing to master, nothing to dig into or make efforts about — it’s just a simple click of a button or tap of the fingertip on the “follow” button on my InstaGram account. Continue reading →

Tap Here For Instant Blessings

July 11, 2019Uncategorizedblessing, compelling copy, ej gold, followers, gorby, gorebagg, healing, ig, instagram, jal, marketing, prayer, reincarnation, tap for blessing, zadkielgorebagg

Compelling Copy.

I’m going to reveal some more secrets of marketing, as told to me by my Marketing Angel, Zadkiel.

I know these work, because I had experience with Vance Johnson Ad Agency in L.A. back in 1964-65 when I was also in art school.

In order for the gimmick to work in this case, I need a Genuine Spiritual Celebrity who is willing to take the flak that comes with any public exposure, and in this particular case, on behalf of IDHHB, I guess I’m it.

I’m not the kind of celebrity that people chase after for autographs, but I am well known and recognized in the world of New Thought and New Age Physics.

So if you tap on my photo and go to my IG page and tap on “follow”, you’ll receive Blessings in the form of a news feed, every day from then on, until you “unfollow”, in which case, be prepared for disaster — just kidding.

My Blessings improve upon but don’t take the place of natural karma. Continue reading →

Bring Me More Followers!!!

July 10, 2019Uncategorizedej gold, facebook, fb, followers, gorby, gorebagg, harmoney, ig, instagram, jal, money, peace, reincarnationgorebagg

Do you like this item? It’s a 3.0 64GB brushed aluminum Drive in Maple Box.

The Zen Box is Here!!!

This is the most exciting gift idea that ever happened anywhere — there is nothing like in in the world! Nobody has these! Go to Hammacher-Schlemmer and sell them on this! It is a total exclusive, and mind-blowing!

You can put this flash drive into your USB port and FROM THE DRIVE ITSELF you can do a walkthrough or an exercise in cyberspace, and LEAVE YOUR AVATAR THERE to continue doing it while you go to work, drive or do whatever you need to do to keep yourself going.

It is absolutely the most incredible meditation tool ever invented.

Look at this incredible deal — it’s an incredibly fast custom flash drive containing incredible new software that makes this the most fabulous and powerful shamanic tool ever introduced.

It may well be the Best Invention Since the Wheel.

Frankly, I don’t care if you order one or not. I plan to order as many of these as I can afford. Continue reading →

How to Become an Influencer

July 7, 2019Uncategorizedej gold, followers, gorby, gorebagg, ig, influencer, instagram, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

My friend Bill Shatner is a powerful influencer who uses it to sell product.

What is an “Influencer” and why does it matter to me?

If you’ve ever tried to reach an audience online, you know already that you can’t. You don’t have the audience to catch enough interested people to statistically or practically make a difference in your monthly income.

In short, advertising sucks.

You get about 5 people to reluctantly take a peek at your postings now and again, but nobody really notices you standing there tap-dancing your heart out, hoping for the Big Break.

Big Breaks don’t happen for folks like us — you have to make your own Big Break, and here’s how to do it: Continue reading →