If you made yourself watch the VP Debate last night, you’ll know what I mean when I say that the fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head and kept landing on it and dancing on his ever-thinning hair was the most exciting and informative part of the show, and I do mean “show”.

It was comical to see both candidates trying not to answer the toughies while attacking full-on and dodging oncoming slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, to coin a phrase.

Most folks have no way of knowing this, but Trixie Drosphilia, Mike Pence’s famous dancing fly is a personal friend and, as a matter of fact, I was her personal dance trainer for the film “Flies In My Soup”, which featured Harry the Termite and his band of renown.

I did some of the choreography for these first trial balloon videos for youtube featuring Trixie, who can dance ballet, concert-modern, flamenco and just about every modern dance you can name.

I’m up on all the latest dances, even hippity-hop. Yessir, you won’t catch me napping in the dance department.

I’ve even got her trained to perform ancient ritual sacred dances, which I’ll be posting soon enough, believe me. I’m braced for the complaints already, and I’m quite prepared to toss out any ballots I don’t like.

Oh, no, sorry, that’s not me talking there — for a moment, I started to channel Donald Trump — actually, the ghost of Donald Trump through a spiritual channel to which I never subscribed.

I don’t know how I got on their spam list, but there it is in a nutshell — I have dozens of FAXL albums and nobody to whom to send them — are you interested in geezer band music?

So, like I said in the virtual Ashram, I have about a hundred different avatar suits which happen to include several insects, one of which is a giant fly, and that’s the costume I wear for the dance videos. Continue reading →