Get on Board!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBA2bZd8OY

Ridiculous, you say? People know how to cut halvah, who doesn’t know how to cut halvah??? Well, the fact is, most people have never even tried it, so here’s a video for them!

Well, my stats went from an average of 200 hits a day on my ejgoldguru youtube channel to well over 1,000 hits a day, and they’re all over the map, from recent to decades-old videos, and it’s all due to the sharpening of the video marketing, meaning that I’ve put some time and effort into the barbs and hooks surrounding the video. Continue reading

Astral Projection Simulators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgeM210Z33A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqZSQklfWY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV2zURTERYI&t=13s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiMgY5jYqFw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9WmDbSR8E

Treat this stuff as a combo of promotion and information, propaganda and indoctrination, if you like — the intention is to grow the group, and social media is where the party is and where everyone is hanging out, so get there and get busy growing the community!

See You At The Top!

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Let’s Do Some Subway Busking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYsbp7FqTcQ

Well, this video sure proves that you never have to set foot in a subway station in order to be a subway busker on youtube. Merely set up a studio shot and sit there and busk away!

Now, if you put up a subway or street or library busking video, you’ll want to put up a whole bunch of them, in strange conditions and odd places, but mostly you’ll want a big bunch of people grooving and wigging out to your musical gig, right?

Okay, so how best to arrange a FLASH MOB EFFECT? Continue reading

Bring Me More Followers!!!

Do you like this item? It’s a 3.0 64GB brushed aluminum Drive in Maple Box.

The Zen Box is Here!!!

This is the most exciting gift idea that ever happened anywhere — there is nothing like in in the world! Nobody has these! Go to Hammacher-Schlemmer and sell them on this! It is a total exclusive, and mind-blowing!

You can put this flash drive into your USB port and FROM THE DRIVE ITSELF you can do a walkthrough or an exercise in cyberspace, and LEAVE YOUR AVATAR THERE to continue doing it while you go to work, drive or do whatever you need to do to keep yourself going.

It is absolutely the most incredible meditation tool ever invented.

Look at this incredible deal — it’s an incredibly fast custom flash drive containing incredible new software that makes this the most fabulous and powerful shamanic tool ever introduced.

It may well be the Best Invention Since the Wheel.

Frankly, I don’t care if you order one or not. I plan to order as many of these as I can afford. Continue reading