Where Have I Been???

July 8, 2021Uncategorizeddonation, ebay, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, nft, opensea, reincarnation, sellinggorebagg

USB NFT – “Gorby’s Emporium” 1/10 – signed & numbered – $89.95

Sometimes I lose track of time, don’t you? What I mean is, I suddenly realized that it’s been days since I communicated any of this incredible stuff to anyone, so here I am to remedy that with this update:

First of all, we’re only hours away from release of the Godd Particle — just one more little tiny bug. I wouldn’t want to have to reload any of those particles with corrected software, so we’re really squeezing hard to get all the kinks out before we ship them out.

Also good news, we have enough Godd™ Particles to ship the first wave of orders — we just barely squeaked by. This is significant because our particles come to us from a far-away land, and it could take months, but as I mentioned, we have them in hand, having foreseen this situation months ago. Continue reading →

Holiday Shopping Ideas

October 28, 2017Uncategorizedchannukah, chanukah, christmas, Christmas tree, donation, dreydl, ej gold, gift, gifting, giving, gorby, gorebagg, Hanukah Bush, holidaygorebagg

Graphite Wall Leggings by LeslieAnn

by prosperitypath

We all want to find that perfect Xmas present — the one that packs small but plays big, that looks like a million and costs like a candy bar. Well, bunkie, you’ve come to the right Huckster Booth!

So let’s build a Holiday Gifting List a little differently this year. I’ll post a few of my personal favorites from my collections on zazzle. Lemme show ya a couple of cheapie stocking-stuffers that will blow your mind:

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Help Needed, and Fast!!!

June 17, 2014Uncategorizedashram, cash, donation, ejgold, gorebagg, land, money, mortgage, propertygorebagg

How would you like to not have to hear me asking you for your help in paying off the land mortgage of $300,000 ever again???

Let me explain the situation: we do not presently own the land, and haven’t been able to own our own land for decades for a dumb and totally unjust rule. Banks don’t lend to nonprofits, period, and that’s across the board everywhere countrywide and maybe even worldwide, because banks don’t want the Scrooge Complex to be laid upon them; they simply don’t want to have to EVER foreclose on a church or synagogue, and that’s the whole reason, nothing to do with law or business practices, just public relations.

Because we have a very good relationship with our bank, and we’ve practiced exceptionally good management over the past 43 years, never ever missing a mortgage payment, we’re being offered a chance to actually own our own property, and without a qualified co-signer (someone earning over $200,000 a year would barely qualify). We are being considered for a loan, but we must bring some money to the table, actually $15,000 in cash, straight up.

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