How to Make a Thing out of No-Thing

I know, it sounds dreadfully complicated and in the end, what have you got? You work and sweat and strain to make a buck to keep food on the table and a roof over the head, and while you’re digging to get out of the hole, all these violent assholes who want to destroy everything around you are filling them back in.

If you understand that it IS a war, and that you ARE the victim, you’ll be able to deal with it enough that you can at least carry on working at your job every day or night or both, while at the same time, skillfully ignoring the growing threat of civil disorder and political unrest.

Like I told them back in 1861, “If you don’t cool down, there’s going to be trouble.”, and sure enough, there was that four-year Unpleasantness that ended up worse than it began, and the same thing happened again back in 1941.

Frankly, I’m tired of warning them, and so I don’t. I make copper chains. That’s what I do, but it isn’t ALL that I do. Continue reading

Solderless Chain Links

It is time for me to finally at long, long last, reveal my ancient secret of making solderless wire link chains.

First of all, these are the same chains we made 7,000 years ago in the Tigris-Euphrates river junctions, but with modern copper instead of other stuff we found in the ground.

Bronze was common, pure copper was not. There was a stone age, then a bronze age and then after a while, an iron age, when you didn’t have to hunt up strange meteorites to bang into really sharp and unbreakable blades.

So chain links have been around a long, long time. I have some very rusted excavated chains from a Roman lady who remained where she was. The chain is exactly the link I’m offering here today, free of charge and welcome to all. Continue reading