Subway Busker Rides Again!

Yep, old Gorby’s out there in the very depths of the New York subway system, selling rat steak & eggs, and of course, those ever-popular giant hot salted pretzels, which are kept in the cart overnight, just in case the vermin get hungry and want something besides the usual discarded sandwiches and candy bars. Continue reading

Let’s Do Some Subway Busking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYsbp7FqTcQ

Well, this video sure proves that you never have to set foot in a subway station in order to be a subway busker on youtube. Merely set up a studio shot and sit there and busk away!

Now, if you put up a subway or street or library busking video, you’ll want to put up a whole bunch of them, in strange conditions and odd places, but mostly you’ll want a big bunch of people grooving and wigging out to your musical gig, right?

Okay, so how best to arrange a FLASH MOB EFFECT? Continue reading

Handling The Between-Customers-State

Practicing guitar is always an option. Play softly.

If you’re operating a shop, storefront, booth, kiosk or busking station, you’ll want to know what to do with those interminable waiting periods between customers, and there will be plenty of them, believe it.

Many retailers and service personnel lose a LOT of precious productivity, and when you own your own business and want to be your own boss — well, you’ll have a LOT of time on your hands.

If you’re ever in a department store where customers are not actually engaged in sales, you’ll see the salespeople adjusting things, dusting things, re-arranging things, pricing things — basically, doing something, anything, to appear busy.

It’s widely believed, and perhaps it’s true, that if customers see salespeople loafing about, they won’t buy a thing, which certainly matches my extensive experience in retail.

Heck-darn, when you’re talking Retail, you’re talking Planet Earth. Why, back home, we NEVER pay retail — nobody pays retail anywhere except here on Planet Earth.

Humans of Planet Earth are so ignorant, they call it “bartering”, not “bargaining”, when you make offers and counter-offers.

Bartering is where you trade a laying hen for a carpenter’s work fixing your wagon, and I don’t mean that figuratively at all. Continue reading