Corona is a Cigar

Remember when “Corona-Corona” was a fine Cuban cigar? Probably not — it was before Castro even played baseball. The virus doesn’t know borders and doesn’t respect bullies. It goes where it will, and when it will.

One of those places was evidently someone in or around the President and Vice President during yesterday’s festivities at the CDC, and they tested positive.

This doesn’t necessarily mean anything — the test can be wrong, lots of other factors, but it puts us in mind of the fact that if those two old bastards in the Oval Office aren’t careful to observe “Social Distancing”, we might end up with a woman President — Nancy Pelosi — think about it. If they get too sick to do their jobs, she steps in and wham! We have our first woman President, if only temporarily until the two elderly gents recover from the flu.

This is of course pure speculation having little basis in fact, but it IS possible, and therefore the PRUDENT businessperson takes note of the possibility and prices it into the market, however improbable it may seem. Continue reading

A New Beginning

 

That’s right, a new beginning, and that’s what it’s going to take to get through this next year’s Work Intensives, Workshops and Clinics.

We’ll be exploring a whole new spiritual technology.

First on the list is the Guardian Angel Amulet, the most popular ammy I’ve ever produced. It is simply amazing, but you’ll have to read the testimonials for yourself!

Secondly, I’ve made a few Guardian Angel Pendants, Earring Sets, Bracelets, Rings and other items of daily use — they’ll do well as a reseller item, or a premium for one of your clients when they make a major purchase or commission, or you might think of other uses for these delightful products of my studio workshop.

All the items mentioned here were made by me, generally to demonstrate the techniques, which are available just for the asking. I will teach anyone who wants to learn, like it says in the song. Continue reading

Cost Breakdown for Atlantean Sigils — UPDATED corrected text

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Atlantean Sigils indicate your membership in the Atlantean Society, and your willingness to communicate telepathically or verbally with off-worlders and inter-dimensional voyagers. These Sigils are extremely powerful — I mean EXTREMELY POWERFUL — beacon focus points, with lots of internal quantum activity, and the higher the karat the more powerful and the more active.

The absolute highest power you will get out of these sigils will be the SOLID PURE 24k GOLD sigil, but it’s soft, very soft, because it’s pure solid gold, so a sort of exotic care must be taken in the wearing. Many people in the Far East will wear only solid 14k gold, so it can be done safely, but you have to remember that you’re wearing pure, soft solid gold. Continue reading

Be It Ever So Humble…

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Here it is…Home Sweet Home, YoyoDyne Industries — that’s me, standing by the far lamppost; my associate, Gnaro the Assumak, is on the left side of the photo. You can find our website here. We’re going through a transitional growth phase at the moment, expanding our manufacturing plant, putting in a number of labor-saving bots on the assembly line, and in general cleaning up our act; we even have a brand-new shipping department that can handle freight from almost any nearby galaxy, nebula or cluster, except of course, the Danebian System. We refuse to trade with any Danebian offworlders, and we all know the reason why. I’ll be posting a walkthrough of YoyoDyne soon, with all sorts of opportunities to examine the products we manufacture here in the 8th Dimension.

See You At The Top!!!

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Secret Tour of YoYoDyne Industries

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YoYoDyne Industries from the East wharf, new loading docks to the right — April 8, 2013.

That’s right, folks; Yoyodyne Industries is expanding. We’ve opened a new market on Capella XII, now ruled by Redfern IV, grandson of the Great Redfern, of course. We export to Capella XII and beyond — our products are sold everywhere in the Western Rim of the Galaxy, and we’re working hard to expand our territory! If you have a planet in mind for our products, why not give us a ring? Platinum would be nice.

See You At The Top!!!

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