God-Like Powers are easy enough to obtain, but to truly master them, you need to learn the basics — empathy, sincerity, truth, all odd and largely unwanted items in this barbaric and violent world of Trump.
Of course, those higher, finer qualities are accumulated and perfected over the ages, not just in a weekend workshop — even a three-day weekend workshop with an extra travel day thrown in fore and aft.
All you’re gonna learn in the next few workshops and clinics is Basic Soul Travel Control & Movement — meaning that the next time you soul travel, you might not actually bump your head into the next-nearest marble pillar, assuming that you pay attention to directions, and do the thing right, without stumbling, staggering or waltzing off a cliff.
Remember that the Number 1 Cause of Death in the Grand Canyon is backing up over the edge while attempting to take a selfie. Continue reading