This video is recent — of course, I’ve slowed down a great deal at the age of 79 in December, but hey, I betcha I can beatcha, with a little practice. I haven’t taken Old Betsy out of her holster in over seven years, when all the really fast draw videos were posted.
What can you do to regain control of your life?In this thoroughly nasty and vicious world — otherwise known as the United States, which is anything BUT united — you need the ultimate personal weapon — total empowerment — and that includes protection and CONTROL of your life.
You won’t find that peace in a weapon. You need something stronger. I DO NOT ADVOCATE THE USE OF VIOLENCE REGARDLESS OF THE PROVOCATION!
Forgive the all-caps, just a habit of seniors, I guess. There must be another way to express the relative importance of a statement, but I fail to get it from the media I happen to see.
Most of us just want to live out our lives in peace and, if possible, in harmony with nature and with all beings living and dead.
Well, in the next few months, that will be impossible.
YOU are one of the innocent victims who are proclaimed “anarchist” and “mob” and “deep state”, when all you ever wanted was to be left alone — you now must fear packs of “White Shirts”, organized as militia, which means “gangs”.
You need to get away from them and stay away from them. Problem is, they come after you.
There’s no argument, no amount of level-headed reasoning, no fairness, no break of any kind — just a relentless and hungry mob looking for another scapegoat to lynch, and that’s what will happen over just the next few months — after which, it gets worse.
Oh, don’t think it has to do with elections. It doesn’t. This will be going on for many years to come in America, no matter who temporarily wins the White House, and we will be the victims, unless we do something right this instant to prevent it.
I have for many years been pro-gun but at the same time, pro-documentation and training. I didn’t take a gun safety course, because I spent years in ROTC at Riverside Military Academy, and a tour of duty at Fort Ord as Trainfire Cadre, and used to go out to the desert shooting range in L.A. in a car-full of weapons, with my friend who was the City Attorney at the time, and his assistant city attorney.
Gun safety is imperative, but when you’re under direct threat, you can’t afford it. You have to be able to defend yourself and your home and family in a single instant.
There is no option for failure. Why is this such a dangerous time for you and your family? Just take a look at what’s happening in Washington today.
The Attorney General’s office has been thoroughly corrupted, and can no longer be trusted. The CDC has been corrupted, along with the FDA and NIH, and they can no longer be trusted.
The Education department, under Betsy “Cruella” Devoss, has been profoundly corrupted since she took office, and you can no longer trust them, and you could NEVER trust her — she’s been taking bribes all along, and profiting from inside information on the stock market, not to mention the porn and protection racket she’s been running.
How about the publicly beloved but totally corrupted Post Office and Election System? Again, totally and thoroughly corrupted as they are, they, too, can no longer be trusted.
Okay, what about the local police and fire department and teachers and school administrators? Who knows. Maybe they’re secret Republicans and they want what Trump wants — millions of dead children to punish and lock up.
Punishing and locking people up is called “Sadism”, and Trump has all the classic symptoms.
In fact, he’s a walking Krafft-Ebbing fourth-year psychology textbook case.
He has every mental disease known to man, including a very clear case of DEMENTIA, which I can prove using existing public documents and video evidence that is every bit as clearly defined as any in-office revelation, along with all his other impairments, notably those in the realm of Daddy Issues.
Hey, did I say psychosis was a crime?
If it were, there would go all my favorite comedians, artists, actors, dancers, writers, musicians, scholars, perpetual graduate students, creative consultants, and even a few rocket scientist friends who work at Lockheed.
In fact, almost everyone I know would qualify as “psychotic” in the general use of the word, and certainly in the clinical sense. You need a little freedom outside the box to be creative, and harmless levels of psychosis certainly helps — ask Salvador Dali, who used it all the time.
But about Melania — do you really care? Is that a flushing sound I hear? Get out of my face, biyatch — I just want to be left alone, to live out the rest of my Golden Years.
Golden Years? They’ve been robbed by Trump and his Minions. You’ve been robbed, beaten, cast out and left for dead, AND they want your vote, not just once, but twice!!!
Yes, Mr. Law-And-Order Trump has told his people to VOTE TWICE, once in person and again by mail, which is a prosecuteable Federal criminal offense, and if you actually do as he says, you have committed a Federal Felony, punishable by years in prison.
Why not? All his cabinet members are already there, so you’ll be in good company, and he would be there himself, if he didn’t have a date with the Grim Reaper, and I DON’T mean Mitch McConnell.
Maybe he did have a stroke, maybe he didn’t — but he had SOMETHING serious enough to put the VP on standby.
Pence is as much of a liar as Trump — he says he “can’t remember” if he got that call. Yeah, right. Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Anyway, it’s entirely possible that Trump won’t survive the stress of the coming months, and will perhaps succumb to the old age we’re all feeling.
Well, you’ll need an expert guide on personal empowerment to bring that about, and that expert is YOU.
There are a few definite steps you can take to get back at least the ordinary daily and hourly control of your life.
- DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOL. Trump wants kids back so grownups can return to work, and the more victims who get covid-19 will please him all the more. He actually believes in herd-immunity, but he also believes in snorting Clorox, so who can you trust? Actually, it’s “whom”.
- DO NOT TAKE THE FAKE VACCINE! — It is TOTALLY fake, and nobody will realize that until AFTER the elections. It’s a trick to win, with a cast of millions of innocent victims who trusted the U.S. Government after what we’ve seen this year alone.
- DON’T TRUST THE POST OFFICE — Make sure to HAND-DELIVER YOUR VOTE AND GET A DATED RECEIPT — You won’t be able to actually go to the polls this year unless you’re wearing a red MAGA hat and you tell the Trump Militia that you’re voting for Trump, which they won’t believe, so you’ll have to allow the militia people to come into your voting booth, to make sure you DO vote for their candidate. They will be heavily armed with AR-16s, gas masks, long-knives, grenades, and possibly much worse. Don’t be there on voting day at all — they’ll shoot anyone who doesn’t fear them, and you shouldn’t. You’ve seen this a thousand million times over the past zillion and a half billenia, and here you still are, to tell the tale.
- YOU’RE A BEING, NOT A BODY — Don’t get sucked into the local crapola — you’re an unmortal Being, and you have a history of incarnations among these peculiar and generally miserable humans of Planet Earth. Do what you can to ease their pain, but don’t get directly involved in their pathetic temporary issues. I’m betting an actual Galactic Federation Dollar that they will never learn the 11th Commandment — “Cooperation, Not Competition”. Too bad they still don’t get it, and in my opinion, never will, and I’ll win my dollar bet, which is why I’m here, to collect my bet when I win. I can hardly wait to get back to the 37th century where I can spend it on whatever I want. You can get a really good car for under a buck, back home, where I come from. I don’t miss it, mainly because when I get back there, the first thing I have to do is turn in this 21st century history report. I won’t get an “A” for it, I already know that — I’m no Bill and Ted. I just get the story, not the actors.
- DO NOT GO BACK TO WORK — You will lose your job anyway, even if you do. You need to develop another way to earn a living, and that might be impossible unless you know how to make money by staying home, like I have done for over 40 years, due to medical necessities — I can’t just go out of the house, and if you have underlying medical issues, you won’t be able to go out very easily, either.
- DON’T ACCEPT ANY MEDICAL HELP — You can’t trust the doctors anymore — they’re all under the control of the government medical officers, and they want us all dead, having made the calculation that most of the poor and people of color will be Democratic voters anyway.
- DO NOT TAKE PART IN PROTESTS — Even peaceful ones, because the evil ones will be there to create chaos, as they always are, bless their pointed little heads.
- DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS — You don’t know whom to trust now, and not even the good guys can be trusted. The only people you can trust not to turn you in for the Labor Camps will be your family, your friends and possibly some of your neighbors.
- BUILT AN ARK — You’ll want to stay out of the way of armed conflict. You won’t be able to move around, and Americans will be shunned the world over. There’s nowhere for Americans to escape to on this planet, so you’ll need to stash away some food and water and other supplies, enough to last you about three years if possible, and keep it away from rats, mice, bugs and wandering mobs. I have an underground concrete vault in place — it was put in 37 years ago, when I first published “Slime Wars”, which describes all this stuff quite accurately, and why not? I wasn’t guessing, just reading my 37th century textbook on 21st century Earth, is all.
- PILE UP SOME GOOD BOOKS — Great time to catch up on your reading. Stay put, stay home, stay safe, stay out of sight, stay silent and don’t try to run. There’s nowhere to go. That means that you will be staging your last defense there, with no plans to vacate the premises, in which case, you’ll need a qualified course on home defense, which you can’t afford and don’t have the opportunity to take in person anywhere, so I plan to provide some guidance there.
- ORGANIZE EVERY DAY — Make sure you have a ROUTINE to follow each and every day — that’s what I’m doing now — I’m writing a blog, which is part of my daily routine, and at the same time, trying to help others to cope with this crises. Normally, the government does whatever it does and ordinary people can count on being safe, but in this environment, we are the targets of Trump’s revenge against the world, so buckle down, keep your head down, don’t panic, and keep your eyes on the prize — they’ll eventually settle down and forget all about us poor folk.
- DO NOT BELIEVE FOX NEWS — No matter what they say or how they say it — and you can’t completely trust anyone, because nobody really knows anything.
- WEAR A MASK AND MAINTAIN DISTANCE — It won’t do any good, but you get a sense of community and co-responsibility as a result, and to me, a stranger to this planet, any masking of the human face is an improvement. They already all look alike to me, and the mask helps me pick out one from the other.
- STAY HOME NO MATTER WHAT — And keep your family home, too. Find another way to make a living. Find ways to import foods and other goods that you need.
- CARRY A BIG STICK — I recommend that you attend one or more of my “Total Empowerment” classes, where we’ll talk about the various forms of personal protection that are available to you.
- OBSERVE ALL WEAPON SAFETY LAWS — If you can’t obtain a legal permit for a weapon, don’t own it. I have dozens of very powerful weapons that are not legally or technically weapons, unless used as weapons. This includes a simple wooden stick. I am an expert at English Stick-Fighting, and have whole-heartedly recommended this peasant device to all good peasants like myself.
- STAY OUT OF SIGHT. I don’t think this needs an explanation, but suffice it to say that the louder you talk, the more noticed you’ll be.
- TAKE MY TRUMP SURVIVOR COURSE — It might not do you any good in the Ultimate Meltdown Scenario, but for a while, you’ll be OK, and your Spirit Work will remain uninterrupted by violence and disaster.
- KEEP SINGING THOSE PROTEST SONGS — The real long-term lasting power is in the folk-song, the thing that will outlive any political rampage or outrageous use of power. My guitar gently persuades over the centuries. I’ve got time, plenty of it, and I never get tired or bored or disinterested, and that’s why I’m here, to see a bomber (reference: “Buckaroo Banzai” — the movie, not the TV series.
In the meantime, while we’re waiting for the marines to arrive just in time, which they won’t — I maintain a full arsenal of STRICTLY VIRTUAL weapons, notably the rocket-launcher, the nail-gun and the bonk-bat, for those rare occasions when I’m not playing PYRO, which is notably rare, not merely somewhat rare, and speaking of rare, I have a few goodies for you in the coin and meteorite realm, not to change the subject.
Of course, I also have a wide variety of MAGICAL weapons, but I don’t ever use those against anyone, no matter what the provocation and, believe me, I’m plenty provoked these days, but I don’t EVER respond to taunting, except to laugh.
Laughing disturbs Donald Trump. He not only DOESN’T laugh, he CAN’T laugh — it was beaten out of him when he was a kid. I’ve seen it before. He’s not alone, but he surely is in pain.
You should feel pity for Donald. He’s in so far over his head that he doesn’t know which way is “up” anymore, and he’s flailing about, trying to find a target that he can recognize and overcome, and there isn’t anything he can see — it’s all invisible agents acting against him.
If you’re a student of modern psychology, you will surely recognize this as one of the later signs of DEMENTIA, which is very different from SENILITY, from which he ALSO suffers, as did Nixon and obviously also Moscow Mitch McConnell, AKA “The Turtle” because he actually looks like a very surprised turtle.
I really wish it weren’t necessary for you to take a course on merely surviving the roving packs of well-armed thugs sent by Trump to enrage and intimidate the populace, which is us, but it is necessary, and I’ll do my very best to help you survive it, and you should take the course — it’s free, but space is limited.
No promises — I’m a First Holocaust Survivor, and don’t figure I’ll survive the Second Holocaust, but I can sure try, and besides, I’ve never drawn my single-action .45 Colt Peacemaker against anyone, not ever, not even in a fast-draw contest.
I just wouldn’t. Not ever, not under the most severe provocation and threat. Of course, that doesn’t include my open hands, which are in fact registered as deadly weapons.
I taught hand-to-hand combat when I was a Platoon Leader, and developed many weapons for Team Fortress 1 and the Godd Engine, most of which are based on actual advanced weapons not yet available on this planet, lucky for us, or they’d have it and use it on us, like the gas used on innocent protesters, or being shot in the back seven times.
Believe me, this is the kind of stuff that will be part of daily life as long as these guys are in control, and you need to get out of their savage and bloody path before it’s too late.
If you can’t manage to get out of the way, you’ll need a powerful perimeter defense, which I have for sale, cheap.
You’ll also want some assurance that the local authorities will instantly come to your aid, and if you think that’s really going to happen, I know where you can get some Indian Land along the Colorado River that you can lease for only $99 a year. Money back if not satisfied, but they’re pretty sure they’ll be satisfied with your money.
Come to think of it, Hungry Ghosts like Donald Trump and his Minions are never satisfied — it’s never enough. They’re always hungry for more, more, more — and that includes whatever is on your kitchen table.
KEEP GAMING — That will keep you out of trouble. Take out your fears, your anger, your ressentment, your rage against the state on your fellow players in Team Fortress 2, where you can kill harmlessly to your heart’s content, or not.
I’m of the “or not” variety — I prefer to run through an enemy base without firing a shot, grabbing the intel and avoiding contact. I’ve made more flag-runs than any other online gamer, having playing the online sport since online was invented — actually, slightly before that, on LAN networks, hard-wired directly between computers.
I’ve been at it a long time, and it will help YOU get through the hard times, when everything governmental looks like Hitler’s Germany all over again.
There was only one escape from Hitler’s Germany — death — and that’s going to be true here in Trump Amerika as well, because IT’S NOT TRUMP WHO IS DOING THIS — it’s Mitch McConnell — he holds all the cards.
Like I care? But he’s made politics a dangerous game, one worth staying away from.
On the other hand, if they take away the vote, why should you pay taxes? It’s right there in all the history books — “No taxation without representation”. No vote, no tax.
And then there’s the idea that Mr. God and the Holy Bible are part of the current political bullshit.
Well, God isn’t happy, and I personally hope She doesn’t put on her high heels and go over to Congress to give them a piece of Her mind.
Actually, She won’t have to — there’s Maxine Waters. She hasn’t mentioned it publicly, but she has my book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word” — I got a thank-you card. Of course, getting a book and reading it are two different things.
In that book, I describe in detail how to survive this mess, all brought about by Trump’s pathetic need to please his dead dad and his need for a golden shower.
Look, I was the lead trainer at the Arlington Witches, a high-level super-secret government Remote Viewers Activity under Div 44, and believe me, there’s a LOT going on that any remote reader can pick up on and view.
One thing I can easily do is eavesdrop on conversations between members of the RNC, and the White House is not out of bounds for a good remoter, even with the AIS remote guardians stationed there on the Astral Plane.
I know, it sounds nuts, right?
The government knows about ESP, folks, has known for years, and has used psychic spies where ordinary physical spies cannot go.
My Russian is lousy after 64 years of disuse, but I definitely could sound out what Putin is saying, and he’s not the only one conspiring.
Come to think of it, using simple Remote Viewing, I could learn all the political secrets and all the plots and counter-plots and conspiracies the world over.
Maybe I will.
Problem is, finding a publisher. I even have a name for the book — “The Official Conspiracy Handbook” — I’d provide contact information for the reader, and of course credit my sources, most of which would be, if the Republicans have it right, Democratic Senators.
What a joke. And the funniest, silliest of all, are those marching morons swarming all over the place like a hive of angry hornets, or should I say, “WASPS”???
For those who don’t get the gag, “WASP” stands for “White Anglo-Saxon Protestants”, and a more dominant group of humans you would be hard-pressed to find anywhere but in Trump’s Amerika.
Not all White American Protestants are vicious criminals — sadly, 99% of them give the rest a bad name.
That’s a refurbished lawyer joke. I have dozens more jokes on the side, but our blessed federal government has left me with no choice but to warn you of what’s coming down.
I have Remote Viewed several conversations, among which are comments made by high-level Trump officials in the strictest secrecy and privacy of the Oval Office.
Would you like to hear what I’ve overheard?
I can’t publish those things, not because of any human action or problem — I’m not supposed to interfere with local politics, and I don’t — but I am permitted to indicate to you ways that you can survive the coming holocaust, and at the same time, preserve the Teaching, the Dharma.
That’s your job.
I’ll give you the tools, but you need to actually USE them.
So I hope you’ll gird your loins for a major shift in the political scene, and I hope you can keep yourself and your family safe from the marauding bands of Trump radicals that are starting to wander over the landscape, seeking scapegoat victims to torture and kill.
That’d be us.
You wouldn’t believe what Putin has in store for us — he’s going to save his buddy, Donald Trump, from all those masses of anarchists (that’s supposed to be us).
If you’ve never seen the movie “Red Dawn”, you should. It’s the scenario for which you should be thoroughly prepared, but it won’t happen on Biden’s watch. It’s all about Trump.
No matter who wins this election, so much doubt has been cast on the results by Trump that no one can possibly win — therefore, you can expect profound civil unrest, no matter who wins.
Actually, it’s very probable that Nancy Pelosi will be our next President, and I hope she goes for a second term, with Stacey Abrams as her running mate.
GOVERNMENT HAS GONE ROGUE!
MAINTAIN YOUR DISTANCE and keep one finger on the trigger. You can’t expect help, you can’t expect truth, and for sure, you can forget about “fairness”.
It’s all about revenge and Lord of the Flies is the rule of law now.
The marines are NOT coming to rescue you. The cavalry is NOT coming. Superman is NOT on the way. Mighty Mouse is dead.!
You are the superhero now! You’ve played enough video games to know what to do next — play some more, until those bad folks go away. If they drop you in the middle of a great game of Team Fortress 2, what better way to go?
See You At The Top!!!
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