The Purges have begun. Everyone who has been critical of Trump will be rounded up and taken to the wall, and I don’t mean the one the Mexicans paid for, and I’ll be among them for a variety of offenses including my latest book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, and my Protest Songbook, Protest CD album and of course my annoying videogames that make fun of Trump and his allies.
I’ll be taken down along with Joan Baez for singing “Nasty Man”, and I’ve no doubt that John Lithgow will be taken away kicking and screaming for having written and published the book, “Dumpty”, a New York Times Bestseller that was presented to me by Dick and Pat — they found it at the Bookseller in town.
The said “Dumpty” is funny as hell, or it would be if it weren’t describing a dictatorship in the making.
It’s a nicely bound hardcover which has within its hallowed halls such treasures as The Mortification of Elliot Broidy, The Walrus and the Kleptocrat, Jared & Mohammed and much, much more, all of which are well-constructed and well thought-out poetic criticisms of the Mad King Trump the IIIrd, no relation to Mad King George except the outright lunacy and disregard for people.
Will Trump be stopped? Yes, he will. I have it on good authority that eventually, he WILL be stopped. The key word there is “eventually”. Don’t hold your breath.
Unfortunately, the source of that information is the Angel Pharzuph, who never really gets down to brass tacks when it comes to time, place and people. In short, I’m not sure when that will happen, but rest assured, it will.
I am told by Those Who Know that Trump will leave office on a National Holiday, but believe me, ANY day he leaves office will be a holiday.
There is great threat to anyone who dares oppose our Mad King George, but I fully intend to continue writing songs, writing blogs and of course making cartoons and videogames that have our Mad King in mind.
That means I’ll be putting on the Trump Avatar and Break-Dancing and Hippity Hopping to the music of Clyde Lucas and his Mucus-Makers, and of course I’ll be writing funny songs and parodies about Trump, but mostly about his cronies.
They’re the ones that will take the fall when the public catches wise, but Trump will never pay the price.
I will pay the price. It’s in the history books I studied before coming here to the 21st century to complete my high school history project back home in the 37th century, outside this SIM called “Planet Earth”.
One of the reasons I’m not terribly inconvenienced by being wiped off the map by the occasional passing baboon is that I can easily respawn without pain, no hassles for me.
I might BE stopped, but I won’t stop on my own accord, nor will I give in to the compelling fear that comes from knowing that the FBI is totally corrupt and will act as a secret police to subdue any criticism of the nut-job currently in power.
I’ve put up the Oval Office in the Ashram if anyone cares to go in there and meditate — you can send vibes to Trump directly through this intervention platform, but I’ll advise you right now that no amount of prayer will do any good. The guy is totally evil.
So am I leaving?
No, at the age of 78, there’s no chance I’d survive a transplant to another country, but it’s sure tempting, and in fact it may become inevitable when the roundups begin, which will be in a VERY short time, possibly a matter of weeks or a few months before the Jews are taken away to the gas chambers once again.
Goodbye America refers to the death of America and the birth of Trumpland.
You think I’m exaggerating? I wish I were.
I’ll be making my Last Stand right here at the Ashram, and I’m calling for a Total Boycott of Trump hotels, golf courses and other business ventures of his and his kids.
In addition, I’d like to call attention to something I actually learned while coaching Ethics for the California Bar — several attorneys owe their passage to my coaching.
I’m especially hip on Title 18, causes of action and my main lecture: “Felony Conspiracy to Commit a Misdemeanor”, which is what I’d have prosecuted on the guy.
What’s he gonna do? He’s strictly a one-trick pony, and totally predictable according to the progress of the disease.
What disease is it exactly? Frankly, it’s the most classic textbook case of NPD I’ve ever witnessed, and it will make the textbooks in the next civilization that arises out of the ashes of this one.
Is there a chance Trump will lose the election?
Even if he does, he doesn’t intend to give up power — he has his own army, and he’ll use it on the Eve of the Election, if he follows the same Hitler Playbook that he’s been using.
Hey, like I told you before — I have no feelings one way or the other about Trump — he’s just another greedy bastard who happens to need billions of dollars and the control of others so he can order people to be killed instead of having to shoot them on Fifth Avenue his own self.
You really can’t write this shit — I wrote “SlimeWars” almost 50 years ago, predicting all of this, but nobody believed it then, and it’s far too late now.
That’s right. If you haven’t already escaped Planet Trump, there’s no way out now — the borders will soon be closed, and if you try to leave, you’ll be stripped of all your possessions and sent nude to the showers “for de-lousing”, but it’s actually Kyklon B gas that’s awaiting you.
Don’t worry, there’s another much more interesting and fulfilling life up ahead of you — be careful on the turns when you hit the Bardo.
If I sound alarmist, I am. It’s all over but the shouting.
Like yourself, I’m trying my level best to earn a living while all this shit is coming down, but it’s getting more and more tense all the time out there, and people are scared and angry, and that’s not a good time to sell.
I’m offering a number of workshops, including a survival workshop that relies on non-violent methods of survival and evasion.
The real danger is not from the government but from the mobs, and once the trucking strike and food riots hit, you’d better have your own source of food and water for at least three years, and I’m not kidding. Three years before things settle down enough to trade for goods and food supplies.
You might have some sustainable seeds, but most will not produce more than one crop, and food will be a problem, along with climate — intense heat, deep penetrating cold coming down from the arctic, and huge melts along the coast of Antarctica.
Like the government says, “Get over it!” — if you don’t, they will make you get over it.
Hey, it’s done. I only hope that Celebrity Tours is paying Grace Slick royalties for her song, “White Rabbit”, but I seriously doubt it.
It’s not a fair world.
I made a Wishing Wand. It really works. Be sure it’s what you really want when you make a wish, and DON’T give it to the Dark Side by wishing bad things on folks. That’s not smart.
The Pet Particle is going outta site, and we can barely keep up with orders, and the same goes for the Trinket Boxes.
Not only pretty, these little boxes have THINGS in them, and they can DO things, especially along the lines of prayer and angelic contact.
Find out about the Angel Whisperer. It’s new, and it’s very exciting. You can easy contact angels with this keen little toolbox.
Also, I have coins, coins, coins for sale — all sorts of U.S. coins, and especially Federalist Period. I have an amazing very elaborately decorated wooden treasure chest with an incredible KING GEORGE IIIrd coin encased in a coin-safe acrylic capsule and mounted on the box top. It is truly amazing and astonishing and interesting and — did I say “Amazing???”. Well, it is.
I also have YOUR birthdate on a paper-mache stash box, which takes me about an hour to decorate with paint and sparkly glitter, and what’s more, it’s only $39.99!
It’s definitely time to sell everything that isn’t nailed down, and take to the hills!
See You At The Top!!!
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