Ignorance is something that you can counter-attack with information, but what if someone is totally resistant to information, and can’t discern fact from fiction even when it’s happening before their very eyes?
There is no Cure for Stupid.
Resistance to learning is just one symptom of Stupid. Immovable, like the Rock of Gibraltar, just sitting there, period, like your average Senator or House member.
You think Minchin and Sinema are assholes? Just watch the circus and see a jungle spectacle that happens in my horror-filled zombie levels and killing fields.
Is it hard for you to concentrate on your work while all this bullshit is going on all around you? Can you keep your rage contained at the injustice of it all?
If not, if your rage is boiling over, and you just want to pop the bastards who are doing this to you, you’re in luck — I’ve invented the ultimate rage-release game that lets you take out all your rage and resentment and pile it onto the heads of mindless zombies whose only life is to get killed by enraged and thoroughly pissed-off and boxed-in victims like yourself.
In short, you are the hero of this particular quest, and the mission is simple: Kill Every Last Living Thing on the Planet.
In this quest to Destroy All Life on Earth, you will not be bothered and harrassed and annoyed and frightened by people who vote differently than you, and don’t take kindly to medical advice or science in general.
Of course, those folks would never play a video game like the one I’ve developed just for The Harmless Expression of Rage, which often reduces the impact on the environment, sometimes noticeably, sometimes not — they prefer to beat up on people who want to vote.
You won’t be bothered by them when you’re killing zombies.
If my game helps you to contain and reduce your rage against the bastards who are doing all this to you, I’ll be happy — that is its main purpose, and if it also helps you to focus your outraged self on the Actual Goal, which involves the Transcendence of Life Itself, and helps you to calm yourself down about the political and violent nature of human beings of Planet Earth, I’ve accomplished my aim.
Why zombies?
Apart from the Primary Reason, which was slightly fewer megabytes than its nearest cousin, the Lektroid, I chose zombies mostly because they don’t resemble any particular branch of humanity, that’s why.
I didn’t want to accidentally or unwittingly have my victims resemble actual people, so I kept the nature of the enemy non-human, some would say almost non-partisan, although there are plenty of politicians I could easily label “zombie” just by their speech and behavior, and I’m not just talking about Republicans.
My choice can’t be entirely non-partisan, because I object by nature to even slightly sadistic treatment, and profoundly to torture and exploitation of helpless human beings and other lower order animals.
I have to admit that I’m slightly leaning in favor of the equally stupid and easily overwhelmed Democrats, but it’s an uphill battle even with my fellow liberals. You know the Democrats — they’re the ones that fight each other instead of the enemy.
It’s a popular tactic that can easily lead to Termination Camps, which is what we’re headed for anyway.
Learn to live in a cruel and sadistic country like the New Amerika that Trump has planned for us? Not on your life.
Fortunately for us, neither you nor I have to live in Trump’s sick world on an internationally sick planet, not for long, not with my Zombie game installed on your favorite PC or laptop.
Don’t worry about the planet. I have a very sizeable asteroid on the way, which will quickly solve the human problem, but in the meantime, enjoy my SOON TO BE RELEASED totally immersive and attention-demanding video game, “Zombie Jamboree”, which will burn away all that mental junk with a nonstop avalanche of zombies.
It’s soon to be available in Instant Download on my etsy videogame store, which you’ll have to find, because I’m not going to post a direct link to it here.
Why Not???
If you can’t find my “Norton Street Gallery” shop on etsy, and you can’t manage to download and overwrite and transfer files and create folders, and can’t figure out how to ask for help, you probably won’t do well with my games and game-makers, because there’s a lot of that sort of thing involved in both playing and making Godd™ Games.
You need to have basic computer skills, to be able to download and delve SAFELY into your files and folders and external hard drives and flash drive cards and more, and if you don’t have those basic skills, don’t panic. Let me repeat that more firmly:
DON’T PANIC.
Well, maybe you should panic. It’s not like the computer suddenly appeared out of nowhere in the past several weeks. It’s been around a while, now, and before you ever saw a computer, there were computers, all the way back to ancient Egypt and Greece.
Be glad you don’t have to rely on an IBM 301 Card-Sorter, a Slip-Stick, and a Keypunch Machine to take you to the moon these days. Anyhow, help is on the way, and it’s available just by asking.
We have morning meetings on ZOOM every day. When? Where? I’m betting that you can easily find your way there.
Your little cellphone has more power in it than the computers than took us to the moon back in 1969, and I’ll bet you can’t do half of what your kid or grandkid can do with a cellphone or other mobile device, because you didn’t grow up with it.
Kids can manipulate devices flawlessly and easily, while adults are still groping around looking for the thing that you’re supposed to swish or swipe or something.
By the way, there are plenty of Rage Monitors out there looking to enlist you in some sort of army or navy or air force or tactical ranger strike force, but you don’t need any of that to get gratification and relief from the stress that the politicians are putting on you.
Just get into my video game and pull the trigger on a bunch of zombies — burn ’em and blow ’em up.
Why?
Because zombies are relentlessly evil creatures that will eat your brains if they get the chance, and they can only be stopped by total destruction. Merely shooting them makes them angry. You have to blow them up, smash them into a pile of bones on the ground.
You’re bound to wonder, where did I get such magnificent and horribly disgusting zombies, anyway?
Well, they come from the design studio of Uncle Claude, who is responsible for ALL the resources in the Godd™ Engine — all the sound effects, textures, models, animations and more.
I added the spoken word and music tracks and the level design and combat weaponry and staging, such as Hits-to-Kill and Percentage of Reduction of life, ammo and other resources.
I’ve made it easy for you to figure out where to go next, because you’ll be leaving a very obvious trail of dead zombies behind you as you go.
You’ll note that there is no blood, no gore, no body parts flying around, just nice, neat little holes in the zombie’s body, indicating passage of some sort of projectile force.
In this case, the weapons are all entirely Force-Fields and Magnetic Blasts, controlled by you with your keyboard numbers 0-9, each number controlling a different weapon, ten quite different weapons in all, including a boomerang return effect, a great bomb that I think you will really like, and for the new player, a rapid-fire Uzi Style autopistol that takes a real long time to run out of ammo.
You can always buy more ammo.
I have merchants stationed around the place in very easy to find locations, offering ammo for each weapon plus life and armor, all at a very affordable price.
I also have more than enough enemies to occupy you for just a few minutes of recreational break-time, all the way up to several hours of relentless slaughter.
The mindless nature of endless destruction will eventually take effect and you’ll be able to channel most or all of your political and social rage into the game, which acts something like a sponge, absorbing the negative energy.
At the same time, you’re sharpening up your reaction time and learning how to apply “Nearest Threat First” targeting to your opponents, which you can do with my real-time combat system in place.
Like it? You’re gonna LOVE it. The only 3D Shooter that brings peace and tranquility.
Pacify the Planet.
See You At The Top!!!
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