What is the “505” Conspiracy?

An EMO BEAD MALA is created to follow the user’s emotional temperament through whatever changes it happens to go through in the course of a day.

There are always 505 possible changes that can take place in your emotional state during the course of a normal day — as much as 728 in a stressful day.

There are obvious color changes in the EMO BEADS, and I’m going to list some of them for you — these are color reactions of the beads, and the colors and changes will profoundly vary, depending on the type of EMO BEAD you select for your sentimental journey.

I offer here a somewhat amusing rhyming chant, to help you remember what each color stands means in the emotional scheme of things:

  • When the EMO turns BLACK, it’s time to turn back.
  • When the EMO turns BLUE, you’ll know just what to do.
  • When the EMO turns RED, there’s trouble ahead.
  • When the EMO turns GREEN, you’re right on the scene.
  • When the EMO turns YELLOW, you’ll meet many a fine fellow.
  • When the EMO turns WHITE, you’ll take action that’s right.
  • When the EMO turns BROWN, your world turns upside down.
  • When the EMO turns VIOLET, you’ll know whom to smile at.
  • When the EMO turns ORANGE, the whole world looks schmorange.
  • When the EMO turns CLEAR, you’ll be well out of here.

If you’re looking to rhyme a song, don’t end a line with either “orange” or “silver” — neither one has an English rhyming word.

Construct your song so the end-words are things like “June”, “Moon”, “Croon”, “Tune”, “Harpoon” and “Spitoon”.

Well, maybe not Harpoon and Spitoon, but the other words are good. “Loon” “Soon” and “Dune” will also work.

As a matter of fact, everything works with “Moon”. Examples? Sure:

  • By The Light of the Silvery Moon
  • Moon River
  • Bad Moon Rising
  • How High the Moon
  • Fly Me to the Moon
  • That’s Amore — “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.”

That’s not exactly precisely what I had in mind to tell you, but if you can thread your way around all that stuff, you probably get the general idea.

Take note of the bead’s color changes — if any — that result from your changes of state, and eventually they will reveal the emotional truth about you, to anyone trained in their use and color pass interpretations.

On some people, the colors never change, but those are the same people who turn copper or silver charcoal-black when they wear it for a few minutes. Now, that’s what I call hot skin!

The combination of EMO BEADS and HEDGEHOG BEADS and COILED COPPER BEADS and CONJUNCTIONS depends upon my special unpatented “smaller hand-wound wire devices”, one of which is a hollow highly conductive drum-shaped bead, and another is a wound-wire spiral donut-shaped bead, also made of a highly conductive metal, such as copper, silver or gold, and there may be other beads with granulation and other surface effects.

Both beads seem to hang in midair, an effect caused by the peculiar nature of their manufacture, which I invented several thousand years ago, but never registered, due to a series of lifetimes that didn’t bring me anywhere close to a patent office.

The addition of ancient beads, especially those with high effluorescence, can mightily effect the outcome, and the EMO beads assure success.

The EMO BEAD is a piece of high technology, developed by my friend Steve, and he and his family make them for me, not particularly quickly or in large quantity.

Other EMO BEADS come from two reliable sources, both of whom hand-make everything they sell.

These EMO BEADS are only vaguely related to the so-called “Mood Rings”, in that they do, indeed, react to the emotional state of the wearer, but unlike the mood rings of the Psychedelic Sixties, the EMO BEAD chemistry is very modern, and it therefore reacts INSTANTLY to the state of the wearer, indicating a PRECISE POINT on the EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM.

The old mood rings took about five minutes to respond and by that time, you were already in a different mood. It was like having a slow, slightly confused tiny dog try to follow in your footsteps.

The Human Emotional Spectrum is what is measured by the EMO BEADS.

This “HMS” is a rather narrow band of emotions found not only in human beings.

It includes many emotions common to other species, notably chimpanzees, raccoons, white mice, wire-haired terriers, and some rather frisky parrots.

The HEDGEHOG BEAD has bumps all over it, making its surface very  susceptible to tiny changes in the quantum field which is roughly analagous to the Higgs Field. This factor is important in the measure and reaction of the EMO BEAD.

The HEDGEHOG BEAD appeared first in the ancient cultures of Mesopotamia. Many HEDGEHOG BEADS in gold, silver and bronze were found in the cemetery at Ur, my favorite haunting ground!

The HEDGEHOG BEAD continued in popularity throughout the ancient world, especially during the Hellenistic Period of what is today called Greece.

You will find the HEDGEHOG BEAD in Gandhara, Mohenjo-Daro, Mezar-e-Charif, Fayyum, Chaco Canyon in the American Midwest, and in almost every Greek and Roman city, town, village and hamlet. Well, maybe not the hamlets, but get a metal detector and you can come up with bucketsful if you know where to search.

The metal HEDGEHOG BEAD dominated the Medieval European world for many centuries, and is still among the most popular types of beads made today, and it is also commonly found in ivory, bone and ceramic beads of the same time period but in the Far East, meaning India, Korea, China and Japan, not New Jersey or Delaware.

Interestingly, the HEDGEHOG BEAD is probably the easiest complex bead to make, and the mold for it is among the easiest molds to make, so it dates as far back as 150,000 B.C. when dimpled shell was all the rage. I have some of those in my collection.

The Parthians famously made PORCUPINE BEADS, an even more exaggerated form of the HEDGEHOG BEAD, on which spikes have been formed on the surface and then the whole piece is glazed a peculiar “Parthian Light Green”. There is no other ancient bead quite like the Parthian Green Faience bead.

Parthian Porcupine Beads are hard to find and make great design elements, but if the faience has been worn down by the elements, it may not be wearable. If the outer layer of glaze is still there, they can be worn without damage. I wouldn’t wear ancient beads into a sports event, however.

The spiky surface of the HEDGEHOG BEAD makes it ideal for QUANTUM EFFECTS, and when combined with the EMO BEAD, the WOUND WIRE SPIRAL BEAD and the HOLLOW ROUND BEAD, all pierced with a high-conductance CORE WIRE, things happen inside, on a Quantum level, and should you happen to use your SPECIAL ATTENTION while wearing one of these, YOU GET QUANTUM EFFECTS.

All EMO BEADS have a “NORMALITY” indicator, a HOME COLOR, and it might well shift on you — these things are tricky, and some patience is required to achieve mastery.

Some EMO BEADS will center on BLUE or BLUE-GREEN. Others will center on PURPLE, and still others will center on YELLOW or WHITE. Depends on what you’re trying to do. Each set of EMO BEADS has a NORMALITY SETTING of its own, and the EMOTIONAL REACTION SHADES run from VIOLET on one end to RED on the other, more or less like the human visible light spectrum with which you’re already familiar.

INSTANT READ EMO BEADS have additional metal as a base, which enhances the “Immediacy Effect” and makes them spiky and reactive to your emotional states.

YOU CAN USE THE EMO BEADS in a conscious application to ALTER YOUR STATE and CHANGE YOUR EMOTIONS.

The secret is simple — it’s the same secret I used to use when I managed multi-million dollar estates — use leverage. In the stock market, that means “Use someone else’s money to make money”, and it works just as well in the real-estate market and in general investing practices. Leverage is where it’s at. You’ll never have enough money or assets to do anything worthwhile. Use your assets to find BIG ASSETS.

Okay, that having been said, in the Higher Realms, you do the same — it’s all about leverage, only when you apply leverage, you must remember the primary rule about leverage:

“Give me a fulcrum, and I can move the Earth.” — Archimedes

Golly, I wish I’d said that. The thing is, it’s true. With a place on which to rest your lever — from which we derive the word “leverage” — you can move just about anything, including the relatively massive Earth, as long as the fulcrum, the steady point, remains fixed and constant.

Relatively massive in relation to beads, that is. So, how do you use EMO BEADS to alter your state?

First of all, alter it which direction? Analyze the situation. When you want to get a better job, the best place to push is against your Karma, so you LOWER YOUR KARMA to RAISE YOUR LUCK.

Okay, so STARE AT THE EMO BEADS while PRETENDING TO IGNORE THE EMO BEADS until they turn the color you want them to be. You don’t try to alter your emotions or to get hold of your emotions, or any of that psychological crap.

You just want to alter your emotional state, no big deal, right?

MAGICALLY you alter the state by altering the color of the beads by GOING TO WHERE THE COLOR IS THE COLOR THAT YOU WANT IT TO BE.

You literally switch LIFESTREAMS until YOU ARE IN THE ALTERNATE REALITY IN WHICH THE COLOR OF THE BEAD IS THE COLOR THAT YOU WANT IT TO BE.

How is this done?

Through HEISNERIZING.

You Heisnerize something by DIRECTLY OBSERVING it, and through DIRECT OBSERVATION, you CAUSE CHANGE — no hands necessary. Just by simple observation, the change changes by changing.

There’s a book on the subject, “The Book of Changes”. Pick it up, read it, study it, know its turns and pitfalls.

DIRECT OBSERVATION is caused by placing a DETECTOR in the circuit, within the AGRO-CIRCLE of the EMO BEAD.

An Agro-Circle is that radius at which something becomes interesting and requires response, either fight or flight.

EMO BEAD DEVICES are DETECTORS. They utilize the strange interactions between the HEDGEHOG BEADS, the EMO BEADS, the SPIRAL DONUTS and the HOLLOW SPHERES. Together, they create the potential for CONVERSION from WAVE to PARTICLE.

This CONVERSION from WAVE to PARTICLE by the inclusion of a DETECTOR such as an EMO BEAD BRACELET makes the emotional state easier to handle, and creates its own change to accommodate the COLOR OF THE BEAD. The thing creates itself, because NATURE ABHORS A PARADOX.

It works because it must.

It’s like the Law of Gravity. How did people stay on the ground and not float up into the sky, BEFORE they passed the Law of Gravity?

So let the Merc do the work.

Your EMO BEADS point the way, and your CQR AMMY takes you through Portal after Portal until you’re at the right place, right time, doing the right thing.

It works perfectly every single time.

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