Yes, I know it’s “Biden”, but that ain’t funny, nohow, so it’s “Binden” for the laughs.
Christmas is finally here — we’ve had Black Friday and Cyber Monday is upon us, so start spending!
While you guys have been watching the news, I bin making jewelry nonstop for the past several days, and last night, I delved into the one remaining roll of 18k wire that I have left in my metals larder.
There was just enough wire to make exactly 13 small Modernist style earrings — actually there were 26 earrings in all, making 13 pair, to be precise, and precision is what we’re after, here.
I’m offering these solid gold earrings at $62.50 a pair — that’s nowhere near retail, it’s your heavily marked-down price!
Limitation is, I have just the 13 pair.
Spend Recklessly!
That means don’t stop to count or wonder how much it is. Just keep spending — it’s the American Way, and the true meaning of Xmas!
It’s soon to be Christmas — we all know that the other holidays were artificially added to create an apparency of equality, but we all know that the tree and the brightly-wrapped presents are the basic truth behind the veil.
I plan to celebrate my own midwinter holiday, “Zagbibbitty”, which is the yearly celebration of annual events in the Mongodorian calendar, which hasn’t been in use for over 28,000 years, as of 6:00 PM this very night, as is.
I’d recommend some reading, but you’re probably already halfway through your 7,000th reading of Lord of the Rings — I recommend the single-volume “red book of Westmarch” edition, if you can find it anywhere.
Is Christmas Really Coming???
You won’t know for sure until the morning of December 24, when everyone all of a sudden wakes up to realize that Christmas is actually here, upon which they decide to actually go out and buy their stuff for their Christmas lists, and to endure the panicked and hysterical crowds.
There’s that special new toy that their kid just has to have, and if they don’t get it, they could easily go postal.
Veritably, it is on the evening of December 24, at around ten PM, after the stores close their doors, that the merchants stand outside in the snow and sing, “What a friend we have in Jesus!”, and brace themselves for the slack season that is to come.
Yes, I realize I’m writing above the level of newspaper, but do your best to keep up. President Trump fights moronically on and on, creating uncertainty and fear. It’s his best hand, and his cronies and enablers are right there with him, in the soup.
They decided to jump in and join him in his glorious karmic bath, which is yet to come. They don’t teach about Karma in the classrooms, but maybe they should.
There’s a lot of Karma coming up for a lot of folks this joyous holiday season. I have a terrific idea for a brand-new Christmas story.
I call it “A Christmas Story”. It’s about a poor guy who works for a rich and abnormally mean and stingy boss.
The night before Christmas, the boss goes to sleep, and in his dreams he’s confronted by the Spirit of Christmas Past. I told you this was a brand-new idea. Now, here’s the clincher:
He sees three ghosts in all, and after a while, understands what Karma is, and resolves to undo the wrongs he has committed, and commit a few rights while he’s at it.
Meanwhile, on the comedy front, is there more Trump fun in store for us?
The answer is emphatically “yes, there’s lots more Trump humor on the way.” The reason is, he doesn’t know when to hold ’em, and when to fold ’em.
He doubles down instead of walking away — always a dumb move, and always a loser outcome.
Why? Because walking away is not losing, and if you’re a good sport about losing, you’ll have the respect and admiration you deserve.
If you’re a shit, like Donald is deciding to be, you’re in Deep Shit and doomed for Eternal Damnation, or worse.
“What could be worse than Eternal Damnation???” you ask, as well you should.
Being Donald, for one thing. Being one of his lackeys is even worse, and worst of all would be having to endure a lifetime as Kelly Ann Conway. I’ll spare you the details.
So while those bastards are deciding our fate and throwing away 60% of the small business that will never reopen, thanks to Mitch McConnell, I’m making entire businesses, whole stores, shops, retail and wholesale operations, and I’m offering them “Turn-Key”, meaning whole and ready-to-operate, to my friends.
Yes, my friends. What, I’m going to turn over these businesses to someone I don’t know and respect and like??? WHY would I do that?
When I sell a business, you get the fullest possible discount, sometimes lower than my actual cost, because you need the edge to get started — it’s super-hard to come up from the total bottom, so you need a boost, and I’m prepared to give it.
I try to come out even, but often don’t. That’s okay, I make it up in volume.
Actually, what I do is, I sell a few more art pieces this month to make up the difference, and that has always worked out — so far, so goo….
So I’ll be offering the stores, shops and galleries at our morning ZOOM meetings. Aren’t you glad you didn’t buy into Zoom stock when it was $37.50 a share? It’s currently posting prices now at about $471.61 a share, and you’d be retired and bored and sorry you had all that extra money.
You might not think so, if you’ve never had a really LOT of money, but once you have, you’ll quickly discover what a concrete collar feels like to wear around.
So give it up for President Binden, and let’s get on with the business of living!
See You At The Top!!!
gorby