Bride, Groom, Wedding Clothes, chapel, cathedral, matrimony, wedding cake, wedding gown, wedding feast, and fancy Monarch Motors stretch limousines and flower cars …
That’s right. UNMASKED GUESTS.
In fact, you can have up to 100 wedding guests at your wedding, and up to 400 with the Unlimited Expense Virtual Wedding — all coming to the party with NO masks, NO social distancing and absolutely NO danger to you or anyone else, and I’ll tell you how to do it, and what you can do about it and how YOU can help save lives and earn a very hefty living at the same time, and never have to leave your house if you don’t want to!
Here’s How It’s Done:
With Mirrors. In a way, the 19th century stage magician’s adage is true — it’s all done with mirrors, but there’s an odd twenty-first century twist — the mirrors are all in virtual reality, and you have to enter the virtual world with an INTERFACE in order to experience it.
Here Are The Advantages:
First of all, you can have your Perfect Wedding anywhere you like, all the way from the wildly expensive, such as the Taj Mahal or the Oval Office at the White House, or wildly interesting and fascinating and unusual, like deep in the jungles of Brazil or on the surface of Mars, where you wouldn’t need breathing apparatuses at all, and you don’t necessarily have to be human.
Also on the “expensive” side would be the bride’s stunning outfit — you can have almost anything, including royal gowns and such, all available at the touch of an “add to cart” button.
On the wildly IMPROBABLE side would be such things as having your nuptials in the Bridge of the Enterprise, or at your favorite PORTAL site, such as Chaco Canyon.
The other obvious advantage is that everyone can SEE each other in their wedding guest finery, the bridesmaids can have designer garments and accessories, and virtual diamonds are cheap like dirt.
Well, actually, there ARE some virtual diamonds available for sale in the Second Life Marketplace that are RARE and UNUSUAL, and which can sell in the thousands of U.S. Dollars, and don’t think it don’t happen. It does.
If you play TF2, once in a while you will see a HUD notice that someone on the server has given an engagement ring to someone else. Those rings are available in the TF2 store, for which you will have to give $100 U.S. Dollars, and everybody knows it.
Another advantage of our package is that the wedding ceremony script is provided to you, and the service is performed by a LICENSED MINISTER, meaning that your wedding is actual and legal and valid, even though performed in virtual.
Yet one more advantage is that the feast can be lavish and wildly set out, and yet cost no more than the models and dispensers needed to carry it off, and you can be sure that it was prepared by the finest chefs on the virtual side of Heaven.
Music and entertainment are part of the package, and every wedding guest gets an automatic download of the dance ANIMATIONS that they’ll be doing to the MUSIC which is totally controlled by you or by a designated DJ.
You can talk or sing and be heard by everyone in the party. You can have your avatar perform dances, and appear at a microphone before an audience in a large and lavish theater.
You can stage your wedding as an OPERA in the opera house, or make it a simple small affair on the White House lawn.
There’s no limit except your imagination, and it doesn’t have to be a wedding — it can be a Renewal of Vows, and be as spectacular and memorable and photographable as you’d like.
That’s another thing — you get PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHERS at your event, and they send you the photos they’ve taken.
You also get TWO HARDCOPY pen-signed, legally valid WEDDING CERTIFICATE signed by a LICENSED MINISTER, who also performed the legally binding and valid ceremony.
Here’s What YOU Can Do:
Get yourself the VIRTUAL MINISTER’S WEDDING PLANNER GUIDE and of course the END OF LIFE CELEBRATIONS GUIDE.
Speaking of Death, Rebirth and the Between-Lives State, did you know that your entire wedding party can be skeletons, ghosts or zombies, as well as fancy human folk.
You can also select from a variety of TOON and ANIME avatars, all of which have wedding clothes of one kind or another, or you might prefer something a little more Iron Age or Medieval.
Get in touch with me any way you’d like — text, message or email, and I’ll get back to you on ZOOM to help you get started.
Here’s How To Get Started:
Actually DO it. Don’t just sit there on your fat ass and think about it or blip out while you binge-watch another ten episodes of Ancient Aliens. Make that phone call now.
There’s so much you can do with this idea of having parties for large mobs of avatars — call it “CROWD FUNNING” or something equally cute or cuter, and get going in this lucrative and interesting field of virtual parties.
I have a yacht, several dozen fabulous estates, and a plethora of castles, forts and dwellings, ranging from ancient lands to the furthest reaches of the universe.
Some would say I’m slightly overstocked.
You can include a honeymoon cottage on a private island as part of the deal or as an after-marketing offer.
By the way, I make the greatest wedding cakes this side of Hell, which is another place you can have your event.
If you want to stage a yacht race, or an automobile race on a fabulous mountain track, or you’d like to have your party on a distant island reachable only by aircraft, I have the planes and airport at the ready, with room on my largest regional plane for 40 passengers, and I have a full fleet of airplanes at the giant urban airport near the cemetery.
Want to Play the Palace? No problem, I have several, some of which are Western World, and some are Eastern.
You can get married in the Temple of Ganesh or the Baths of Diocletian, and it will be as large a crowd of unmasked avatars as you want — if we run out of avatar allocations, we have ways of increasing the number of participants to a total of 400.
What’s The Best Part?
You can use this as a gig income source without spending upwards of $20,000.00 U.S.Dollars to acquire all the parts needed for this type of virtual event — it runs into hundreds and even thousands of models and scripts to accomplish.
How much can you charge? Well, how much is your time ordinarily worth? Charge that, or make it a free-will donation, which is my personal preference.
You’re going to spend at least 100 hours getting ready to handle a virtual event, so you need to charge accordingly, and if you only do this one thing for a living, you HAVE to earn enough from it to make it SUSTAINABLE, which is the whole point, through the entire course of the pandemic.
Okay, I’m off to breakfast and the ICW, where I’ll be reading this into the record, and making side comments on the text along the way, I’m sure.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby