Life in a Box Chapter 8

Levitating a ball is easy, balance is the hard part.

I can not just levitate a metal ball, I can make it float, and even rise into the air above my head, all with the power of the mind and a little sleight-of-hand and misdirection.

That’s all it takes.

You can perform magic online in a video broadcast, or you can TEACH magic online using ZOOM or some other interactive communication platform.

Is Levitation Real?

Of course, the ball actually IS levitating, but we do a trick to explain it into nothingness. At some point, you’ll surprise yourself and magic will happen in spite of all your resistance.

Resistance to the magical side of life is a human trait and something you don’t want to develop, but constant exposure to humans can cause you to lose your spiritual power right down to the bone.

If that’s what happened to you, it’s time to reverse the flow, and I’ve got just the spiritual program to do it.

A Guru can give advice, but be careful what you suggest.

Anyone can be a guru these days — just attach the word “guru” to your name and sail on, but beware — you might actually find yourself in trouble giving advice out too freely.

That’s not really the job of a guru, but a lot of people indulge in fortune-telling and tea-leaf reading, and by golly, that’s not a bad way to make a living in these hard times.

The beard is from “Beards2Go” and the hair I found in a theatrical trunk left over from the Bunraku Puppet Theater tour of 1978, so it’s been around the block a few times.

Then again, so have I and so have you — this is not your first rodeo.

Here’s my Guru outfit when we had Darshan at Clear Light Temple, 1975.

Darshan — that’s the ticket. It’s an easy way to feed the masses, only you can’t feed masses anymore.

Everyone’s alone in a box, including you, all because of the invasion of virus marines from a distant planet in our Solar System out beyond the orbit of Pluto, and that’s a long, long way.

They flew here in tiny little spaceships. The Mother Ship is in orbit around the Earth, but it’s only 2 1/2″ inches long, so it hasn’t been spotted by radar or defense systems on the planetary surface.

Sample Print of Pastel Technique for Study — get this and copy it to learn it.

There’s no better way than to copy something in the original medium, such as pastel, in order to grasp the subtle elements of the style.

Keeping in mind that the student will not continue to copy, but will find his or her own style out of the technique, this study will do some serious good.

You’ll note the cross-shadows. That’s worth learning all by itself.

What’s the secret? You have to pay me a few cents to find out.

Look, I don’t want yer friggin’ money. I’m trying to show you how to make a living without contacting anyone personally, and this is one way to do it.

Offer to teach them a technique and then SELL the secret, and send the secret to them via electronic exchange, ie; digital format.

Alternate spaces are possible with certain work-tools.

Access to alternate universes is easy when you know how. I know how. Would you like to know how?

Okay, great. Send money and I’ll tell you how.

There — isn’t that simple? So find something you know that others would give money to know and SELL the knowingness for pennies expressed as a paypal donation, and get some cash-flow going for you and others around you.

Don’t forget that as you flourish, so shall also those all around you who receive the benefits of your flourishing and prosperity.

And why do they also profit when you do well?

Because you’re a Good Guy, and you’re standing in the saddle, that’s why.

Corona Virus Aliens flew here in this 2.5 inch Mother Ship.

Don’t believe that the Corona Virus is an alien invasion? I have proof, evidence galore to show without a doubt that they are aliens, they come from space, and they’re here to destroy us and take over the Earth.

Of course, they’ll have to do the same thing to every species upon which they feed, and their harvesting procedures will profoundly change over time, but they’re definitely here to stay.

The first thing they’ll do is take away our paperclips, rubber bands and duck tape. After that, things won’t seem so bad anymore.

Back in Atlantis, the King Overthrew Himself.

This is very much like the Atlantis scenario, where the Great Leader repeatedly shoots himself in the foot and brings the whole thing down upon himself.

Even the runaway death ray is part of today’s repeat performance.

You’ll note that Ed Platt, who played the Chief of Control in the “Get Smart” TV series, is the Head Priest of Atlantis, a post he played well.

I highly recommend the film — it’s full of 1950s anachronisms and overstuffed effects, and I think for a film that was made on a budget of less than $15 bucks, it’s a hell of a job.

The guy who plays the wacko king of Atlantis is the same guy who played Caligula in the Biblical Period film featuring Caligula — I forget which one, there were so many back in the fifties.

Modern Medicine as practiced under the Trump Administration

I had the photo right there handy, and just couldn’t resist. The photo was taken during a very straight body/mind/spirit workshop, and I know not from whence came the giant drill. Okay, enough humor — back to serious stuff:

You could be the ruler of your very own country.

I can make it happen. Yep, I’m a king and queen maker, creator of empires.

Here’s how it works:

You rent or buy a space in Second Life — it’s super cheap now, but as soon as they realize the potential for their service in this critical no-contact “shelter-in-place” environment, they’ll probably raise their rates, which are seasonally cheap at the moment.

So when I get in there, I design a palace for you.

I’ll have you get your parcel on the MAINLAND, so you’ll have boat access to all the public waterways.

You’ll also be able to fly an airplane out of your country to anywhere you please, so long as they let you land. Some won’t, and some folks like to blast at your aircraft with a shotgun as you fly by, but don’t worry, nothing can harm your Avatar — nothing.

Of course, you don’t often run into “nothing”, but it CAN happen, in Trumpworld, which lied about the origin of the Corona Virus, which is nowhere near China — it’s in outer space.

Gorby’s Cafe is a chain — this is the Downtown Gas Town diner at midnight.

I can send out from Gorby’s Cafe, but it depends on what you want and what you need.

You can sit down in there, eat a meal and never gain a pound, because it’s all pixels, pixels, pixels.

Want some ACTUAL food from Gorby’s?

Okay, I’ll see what I can arrange and what’s legal for us to ship out, and get back to you, but the idea here is that YOU can do something like sell food online, but the catch is, you have to get the basics, and that takes shopping, and that means exposure, which you can’t afford, so you’re left with virtual food, and that’s a fact.

Barbara is reading this over my shoulder, and she just askedk “To whom can you sell virtual food, why would they want virtual food, and why would they pay you for it?”

Actually, that’s not the right question. The right question is, “how many times a day can you sell them things?” and if the answer is less than a thousand per day, it’s not worth it.

My friend Wally Amos, who owned a food franchise called “Famous Amos”, became famous for his chocolate cookies, which he used to bring to share when he came to work.

He went broke because you just can’t sell enough of them to make a living unless you go bigtime and sell through supermarkets and package stores, and that’s when it all becomes plastic and horrible and you want to get out, but you’re trapped by your own success.

Here’s a bunch of Triads featuring ancient stones and glass beads.

All of the pieces above are a MINIMUM of 2,000 years old and many of them date back to the first appearance of glass, around 1200 B.C. and all of them are for sale.

Some are made with pure copper, others with antique or ancient silver or gold and some with 18k solid gold beads — notably the two on the center and left items in the bottom row.

These are incredibly rare stones and glass beads, and typically sell for $450 apiece or more, but I’m selling the Triads at only $450 for each Triad, which is far below my cost, but this is serious and these are serious times.

The Triad was used in ancient times to ward off evil, and I’m guessing that includes viruses from Outer Space.

Their plan is very simple, made easier and even more deadly by the presence of their ally, King Donald, who plans to pin the whole thing on the Democrats, so he can declare the election a fake, and stage a coup upon himself, which has been his plan all along, if you’ve read “Mein Kampf”, which details how it’s done.

My most popular Wearable Triad, the Bee Triad, is only $39.95.

This is an incredible buy for $39.95 — the hedgehog copper beads are worth that just by themselves, and the color-changing mood-altered BEE beads are made right here in California, so you’ll be keeping that business going as well as gaining some luck and prosperity for yourself, your family and your friends.

The luck is free, the beads you gotta pay for.

Do I want to sell these? Well, of course I do, but that’s not why I included this Wearable Triad here in this chapter.

I’m hoping that you will be interested enough to want to learn HOW to make and market these things.

One step beyond that is to find people who want to learn from YOU how to do this, and form a creativity group to make and sell them as luck charms.

You will be doing some serious good, and you can also do well by doing good, as Tom Lehrer tells us in his charming Romantic Style song, “The Old Dope Peddler”, popular back in the 1950s, when the record first came out.

What a shocker that was!

Ripped up civilization as we knew it, and created the conditions under which Eisenhower, Billy Graham, and Ed Sullivan flourished and fed upon the masses.

How Trumplike.

  • “It’s not my fault.”
  • “It’s a Chinese virus.”
  • “I take no responsibility.”

That’s the mark of a chickenshit coward, not a great historical wartime president hero, but nobody’s paying much attention, because …

Here Come the Virus Marines!

They’re marching down Pennsylvania Avenue, past the White House, just like Trump wanted his tanks and rockets to do!

I duck into the Compleat Enchanter shop to pick up a new amulet.

In your Godd™ Particle, you have a shop just to your left as you spawn in. See it? The sign says “Compleat Enchanter” and you can go in there easily, just bump the front door.

Inside the shop, you’ll find all sorts of “level up” stuff, and you’re welcome to take it all, every day, to arm yourself and gird yourself against The Tribulation.

That is what you’re fighting. Tribulation.

These are not merely Hard Times, they’re also Last Times, at least for the more fanatical of the Evangelical Christians, it is.

Everyone creates their own Hell, and Christians are not exempt from that rule.

You can create your own Heaven, and seek ways out of Hell.

I encourage you to learn Blue Line while you can — we are here in this dangerous and violent setting because the means to create Blue Line is also here, and as we bring that technology into the quantum world, we achieve our goal for being in this world in the first place.

We bring peace and happiness — it’s in the moveact code and can be activated by hitting the “Tag 2391” button, hardwired to your higher consciousness.

Oh, you don’t know how to access your higher consciousness?

Nothing could be simpler.

Just jump into a DR Orb and run around in there a while.

If you’re reading this, you’re ready to wake up, and that means empathy for all beings everywhere.

Life is pain, and suffering is all around you.

If you’re alive, suffering is also within you. It hurts to be alive, most of the time.

Healthcare is the number one issue on Earth, and don’t you forget it. Healthcare is not limited to the body — there are spiritual issues that relate to illness and despair.

You need to handle the higher first, then the lower will comply.

Here’s a Guide — he’s friendly, so go talk to him, he’ll help you out.

Of course, it all depends on which way you came in.

With the Alien Virus, they came from Hell and they can go back to Hell, along with the Fusion-Crusted Ordinary Chondrite Meteorite they came in on.

You could make a living with this Guide.

Your client is taken on a ride through the Veil into the World Beyond the Veil, and YOU become the guide, along with the guides posted along The Way.

Tough to sell in any quantity, but very rewarding if you can get a few clients to take the trip. How do you set this up? You join the Blue Line Academy, that’s how.

The Portal Game is a way to learn how to switch over from world to world.

The real secret of Shamanism is the ability to travel between worlds, and it’s something definitely worth learning, because you can have a wipeout anytime in the course of organic events, but if you have a multi-life footprint, you’ll always land on your feet.

Just make sure that they are YOUR feet.

Go ahead, look down. Yep, those are your feet, all right.

Okay, time to take a little break — that’s enough. Proceed to the next chapter.

See You At The Top!!!

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