Elaine Chao, are you there???
Perhaps “funeral” is not the best characterization of what will certainly happen to you if you fail to wear your Godd™ Particle when you leave your house, but that’s about what will happen, if you leave it behind.
Elaine Chao is the wife of Mitch McConnell, if you didn’t know. When I say “Go Home”, I am of course referring to her house in Louisville, Kentuky, which is where she belongs, according to Trump, because she’s an immigrant.
Hell, so were my grandparents, but not my parents. I’m third generation American, but I’m also a Jew, which makes me either Polish or Israeli, according to the white supremacists living in the White House today, and that includes the First Family — Melania is probably even more sociopathic than her feeble, dotard husband.
Got Hashtags?
Here is your daily dose of current and trending hashtags for possible inclusion in your day’s postings, if you haven’t yet selected a few already from yesterday’s news cycle, starting with my personal favorite:
- #MaryAnneMacleodTrumpPig (that’s Trump’s Mother)
- #DonaldTrumpDisgustingPig
- #DonaldTrumpDisgustingRacistPig
- #DonaldTrumpFuckingRacistPig
- #DonaldTrumpMotherfuckingRacistPig
- #RacistPig
- #KellyAnnConwayRacistPig
- #KellyAnnRacistPiggyPiggyPiggy
- #MitchMcConnellRacistPig
- #OpportunisticToolUserPig
- #HumanPigs
- #NarcissisticPersonalityDisorderPig
- #NPDPig
- #CovfefePig
I’m tempted to insult Trump’s mother, because I know that would drive him nuts — he hated her, and wished that his Daddy had loved him, but he didn’t. He hated Donald.
I have a lot more on my #WashingtonAssholes #HashmarkList, but I really don’t have the time nor the inclination to wallow in the mud. Let the rich old white bastards fight it out with the minority hired help.
My purpose in posting those hashtags is to get my ass sued by Donald Trump or any of his associates. I have a dastardly plan involving a civil law suit, which can, according to the #SupremeCourt, be brought against a sitting President, even one who is sitting on a big pile of shit.
My Ace in the Hole is a Class Action for abrogation of civil rights. I’ve also got a Title 18 counterpunch ready in case that defense goes south.
You’re absolutely right — this isn’t the first time I ever got involved in a controversy involving the #President of the #UnitedStates. I was #publicity director for the play #MacBird, and had the #PlayersRingTheater at #SRO for nine months!
At the time, we were threatened by J. Edgar Hoover. I received a direct threat from his office, and I still have the papers in my files, along with what we had on Hoover.
Lemme help ya dig through the bullshit from the Racist Pigs currently in power in Washington:
I was birth-spawned in #NewYorkCity, 1941 on a cold and wintry night, at exactly 7:30 p.m. War Time, which sprang out of the 1918 law that created #DaylightSavingsTime — we were only 20 days into #wartime, and #Washington had already #invented a way to #ScrewUp #time and #space.
Look, I was born in New York, which means I’m a citizen at birth.
But I’m still a Jew.
Because I’m a Jew, it doesn’t matter what else is happening — the racist pigs want me sent back to Israel or Poland or wherever — they don’t care, they just don’t want any immigrants or children of immigrants or children of children of immigrants in their White-Ass country.
That’s clearly unfair, and I’m quite prepared to go down to defend my right to be an American, even if I also happen to be Jewish, through no fault of my own.
I’ve lived in the United States for the entire time, served in the U.S. Army Intelligence Service, Army Security Agency, held a number of other agency jobs, and served as #Control on Billy Byars and Billy Byers Jr. — I hear ya, you don’t get it — okay, I’ll explain:
It is a matter of record that President Lyndon Johnson called only two people on the day of the JFK assassination — J. Edgar Hoover, and Billy Byars, Sr., the adoptive father of Billy Byars, Jr., both of whom were my assignment throughout the mid 1960s.
Beyond that, I won’t say.
But the fact remains that I am a #NaturalBorn #AmericanCitizen. Had I been born Caesarian, and if I were judged by a #BirtherismNut, I’m not sure what my status would be, under the #TrumpAdministration.
Excuse me — did I say “Administration”? Make that “Sandbox Mess”.
What a bunch of spoiled little children. Mitch McConnell was asked how he’d react if someone told his American Citizen wife, who was born in Taiwan and is clearly and quite visibly Asian, to “Go Home!”.
He refused to answer. I wonder what his reaction would be. I rather hope someone tests those waters.
My point is that although I’m a #NaturalBornAmericanCitizen, under the Trump Administration, I’m just a Jew.
I perform as LeslieAnn, so I guess I’d also be counted in the #LGBTCommunity, and that’d make me a #FagJew.
Gosh, add in the indisputable fact that I’m a horrifyingly liberal #Liberal, schooled and trained by Pete Seeger and all his #commie friends to spout folk songs at the slightest outrage, and you get a #GayLiberalJewishCommieBastard or some variation thereof.
Like my friend #BobDoQui said, “No matter how high I rise in the entertainment world, I’m still black.” Black Republicans take note. You are clearly missing something, and it might be a brain.
So is Donald Trump a racist?
Actually, Mitch McConnell is right — Trump is NOT a racist. He’s a totally insane, remorseless, conscienceless, cunningly psychotic gutter-level rabble-rousing racist, but who’s counting?
I’m a Jew, born in New York. Does that mean that I have to go “back” to the Jewish Ghetto in Poland, from which all four of my grandparents came?
Or does it mean that I should go back to New York City?
Or is it even deeper than that? Do I go to Spain, from whence my Sephartic ancestors emigrated to Poland during the Spanish Inquisition, instead of being burned at the stake?
In Poland, they were not permitted to own a business, have a bank account, vote, speak out against injustices, read or write books, go to schools, or operate a factory.
That left two professions available — money lender and tailor.
Of course, a Jew could also become the head of the Catholic Church — one of our boys made it.
Racism is now part of the American dialogue, and it should have been out there on the coffee table 154 years ago, but it got swept UNDER the table until Sunday, when Trump tweeted out the following message — YOU tell ME if this is racist or not:
What Was Trump’s Racist Tweet?
The following is a direct quote from Donald J. Trump:
“So interesting to see ‘Progressive’ Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run.”
“Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done. These places need your help badly, you can’t leave fast enough. I’m sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!”
Those were his words. I changed nothing.
The fact is that three of those women of color were born in the United States as American Citizens, and the fourth came here at the age of 12 and is now an American Citizen, so where does he propose they return to?
And where should I go? Israel? Poland? New York City?
Look, I don’t want to be talking about any of this. My idea of a good time is a President who knows how to run the country without popping onto the tv screen every news cycle with some new outrage intended to distract us from the fact that he’s a crook and needs to be locked up his own self.
I can tolerate almost anything, even a dictator in the White House. Where I draw the line is if it goes racist. I won’t back off from that confrontation.
Go ahead, call me a Dirty Jew or a Queer or tell me to go back where I came from, and see what I do.
Want to test those waters? I wouldn’t, if I were you. I don’t know anything about self-defense, just the close-combat stuff I taught as cadre at Fort Ord.
My job was to make it impossible for the Viet Cong to kill my young recruits. Want to see what I can still do at the age of 77?
Go ahead, try me.
I might go down in the process, but I can — and will — take you with me.
Keep in mind that none of this shit is actually about Trump. He is careful to ride the wave of hate and resentment that has been festering in this country since the First Civil War — according to my history books back in the 37th century, there were three civil wars, the last of which resulted in the invasion of the United States by … oh, but then, I’d be giving away the ending.
I don’t want to spoil the story for you. Anyway, nothing that happens in Washington is of any real importance — forget about it.
Let’s concentrate on making a living, shall we? That means ignoring everything that’s going on, even if it’s a direct attack on your cultural, racial, philosophical or religious group.
Expect attacks from every side. If you’re even slightly suntanned, you’re in for some tough times. Me, I’m not waiting for my name, “Jew” — I’m already halfway across the open field, well on my way out of town.
I know, it’s impossible to work for a living under these circumstances. You can’t concentrate your attention on anything as long as this howling insanity keeps boiling up out of the White House and Congress, right?
I have a remedy for that.
Do you want freedom from Trump? Then you need to compartmentalize him, lock him up inside a box and put the box to one side. Do you want to be able to sleep nights again?
First of all, the instant remedy is to put on a Godd™ Particle. That will keep you safe from Trump’s Storm Troopers for a while.
Then you need to vote Donald Trump out of office. Don’t depend on a bunch of infighting Democrats to save your ass.
Take back yer fuckin’ country, but do it by voting. You’ll be fighting against the Republicans, and you need to remember that they are elites, and therefore they cheat to win.
The only thing you can do back is to get out more voters than they can, and that’ll be the real test, because Democrats are always divided, and Republicans are always united. It’s a bad combination, and there’s no way to win.
So my advice is, stay out of the field of fire, unless you are directly attacked. As a Jew, or a Woman, or a Person of Color or an LGBT or any other minority, you have a job ahead of you, and that’s just to stay alive in this climate of racial hatred.
Go about your daily business, but stay on guard. The racists are out to get you, and it’s best to not forget it. Don’t sleep on the street, stay alert, and whatever else happens, DON’T FEAR.
If you’re afraid, get a Godd™ Particle and stay safe and protected. Sell Bardo Bands to get the Teaching out there, away from the book-burnings that are coming soon!!!
Watch for a reprise of the Reichstag fire and Krystalnacht — those are just around the corner!
Boy, is this fun! And it’s all live coverage on the news channels! The Great Mother is delighted — she says, “Keep up the good work! Discordia Rules!!!”.
Don’t forget that one of my work buddies and ally of many years was Robert Anton Wilson, and you know what THAT means — I can take down Breitbart any day of the week, but I like having them in place. Hello, Stevie.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby