The LOVE BAND is a wearable and usable Flash Drive in a rubberized snap band which contains the LOVE3 Extreme Orb, tons of quantum magical operations and workable crafting, and is guaranteed to bring more love into your life!
You clear $20 bucks every band you sell, plus $20 for stock replacement. If you want to order them, fine with me — they’re $20 a pop, and come pre-loaded with the Proprietary Godd™ Software, but don’t expect a hot link!
For this shit, you gotta work. Want it? Find it. Contact me for more details and to order the bands and your mainstay — the Godd™ Particle, which has sold in the hundreds without a single page or line of public promotion — but that’s coming soon!
The Quantum Magic Slap Bands are a product of 3D game world technology combined with actual magical and ritual practices using the Law of Attraction, Law of Contagion, Law of Similarity and other magical laws, plus powerful Affirmations and Magic Moves.
Your Hidden World is tucked safely away within the Quantum Magic Slap Band’s Firestick™ Flash Drive, a powerful 16 GB storehouse of magical force, and you can walk around inside this world and DO things there that have a powerful effect on your everyday world!
They come in 31 Fabulous Flavors!
Okay, how about eight flavors? Each differently colored band contains a different set of powerful 3D Game Environment software, PDF books and charts, Power Inductions, plus a different message on the surface — in quantum, it’s all about surface.
Sell only five BANDS a day, or three PARTICLES, to clear $100 bucks per day — but do you meet anyone to whom you can sell it? If you’re like most folks, you don’t.
That’s the real question — to whom are you gonna sell it … and where???
You can’t stand around all day on a subway station platform or a library or health food store and sell these one at a time to rapidly passing pedestrians, and even if you do manage to get lucky in public, what are you gonna do tomorrow, when everyone you know and see is already wearing one of these?
You gotta go online, and eBay is NOT the answer — you need to find and master the skills of social media marketing. That’s where all the action is — that’s where the party is!
Social media is where everyone has gone off to, leaving the old folks on the older platforms wondering where everyone went to.
Like I said, social media. They’re trying to get away from old folks like us, and you can’t blame them — it’s what you did when you were young, if ever.
Yeah, it’s not enough these days to put stuff up on eBay and expect to sell it — it won’t sell on eBay or Etsy or any of the other client-based outlets. There is no way out of the box. The whole industrial sector of small online businesses is already over. The big guys have already moved in.
Want to Feel Safe Again?
You won’t feel safe until you have accumulated one million followers on Facebook and InstaGram, but that might take a while. Right now, what you can do is, wear a Godd™ Particle for protection, and get on social media and collect a million followers.
Then it’s all about “duck & cover”, which we learned in grade school just after the Atom Bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We have already had one nuclear war, but nobody seems to have noticed.
So what little mouse-hole chink in the armor of marketing and promotion could possibly be left to those with no money, no power, no voice, no armor, no weapons, no belt, no helm, no runes and no life pots.
Whaddaya do in a case like this? First of all, put your fingers in your ears about Social Media Marketing, because it’s 100% noise. Total bullshit.
Sure, you can get followers, but they don’t actually translate into money, and without money, you won’t be doing anything very long.
Promotions promote. That’s their job. But they don’t SELL, and that’s the mistake most retailers make all the time.
Promotions Promote.
It does no good to advertise unless the customer has already decided they want whatever it is you’re selling.
I worked in the advertising and entertainment industries, and I can tell you that nothing has changed over the past 50 years — people are the same as they’ve always been, and human nature never changes — it’s totally predictable.
They react only as they have been trained, and the training is ongoing, through the medium of television and other media.
The big guys control the headspace and direction of any sector. They want people to want whatever it is they’re selling at the moment, and it changes from day to day.
There is no relief — you don’t get cut a break from any quarter. It’s all dog-eat-dog, the best remedy for which is to change your diet.
As usual, there is no room for private entrepreneurs, so you’ll have to make your own way through the impassable barriers put up by both the very rich and by other middle class folks who want to make sure their kids get through it, and your kids don’t.
Competition among species and competition within a species don’t look much different — somebody’s gonna end up getting eaten.
Where is the profit?
Suppose you managed to gather millions of followers — well, you could sell your influence, and that’s a way to make a buck, but in the long run, it just won’t satisfy.
Sure, go ahead and gather millions of followers online — but don’t count on the money flowing in as a direct result, because it won’t, and I can prove it.
There are a number of folks online who garner millions and even hundreds of millions of hits, subscribers, likes and followers, yet they still live in the same cramped apartment in Astoria, Queens, that they lived in when they were total unknowns.
The online business clearly is not making much of a profit, if any, and that’s because online marketing, and especially social media marketing, is not the man they think he is at home — oh, no, no, no … he’s Rocketman.
Quiet, Froggy. What I MEANT to say was, social media marketing is MUCH more complex than you would first think, and even second think. There’s so much to it that you need an entire complex of software tracking devices just to have some clue what to do with the next round of promotion.
No campaign actually works. If you’re in advertising, you skillfully avoid promising anything, simply because the truth is, you can’t.
The Bardo Band could make a great contact relic for a serious Seance or Reading. You can use them on the wrist of someone getting ready to pass, or put one on your own left wrist for healing.
If you don’t know how to operate these things, you can find out in our clinics and workshops. You can go right into the 3D quantum world and do things in there that can affect your outer life. It’s magic as you have never imagined it.
In the meantime, don’t sweat the small stuff, like marketing. Just do your thing, and trust to luck — in this one case, it WILL be on your side. We have the mandate. Get ‘er done! But don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t try to manipulate the market. Just do your thing.
You never know what’s going to go viral.
The thing is, something you never did, never posted and never tried will definitely fail — it’s doomed from the non-start.
Most folks are afraid to fail, so they don’t try, which guarantees failure. How does this work? I’m not entirely sure — I haven’t worked out the rationale.
Anyway, do make yourself get off the couch and actually try some things, but DON’T give in to the bullshit marketing schemes that people throw at you, they just don’t work.
Okay, what DOES work???
Discover Your Passion.
Oh, you think you already know what your life passion is? I’ll bet not. You need a Pro Life Analytics Clinic, where you find out what it is you would like to do the most.
Look, even though you are an immortal being, and you’ve lived countless lifetimes and will continue to do so indefinitely and forever, you’re stuck in a particular life right now, and it has its own definite destiny.
Now, you have a choice here. You can grab the controls and steer it, or just sit inside and let the machine run the show. Your choice, pardner.
If you want to make something work-like out of your life, you need to take over, grab the reins, and get control right now, today.
The very first thing you need to do before you take control is, discover your passion — what is it that you would like to be doing for the rest of your life?
Can It Support You?
Can your passion support your lifestyle? Does it pay off in a way that you don’t have to keep the day job? Can you figure out a way to make your passion into your day job?
This is the most important stage of the journey, although they all have their work to do to add to the general effect.
You need to figure out a way to make money from what you love to do. Okay, so how? The answer is stunningly simple — YOU ARE ALREADY A GURU.
Yes, a guru.
Even YOU can be a guru, and as a matter of fact, it’s not a big deal, if you ask those who are real gurus — they’re not impressed with themselves. It’s just a job.
When you take responsibility for your life, you’ll have to take it for all those lives around you as well. Real Power is not using your Power, no matter what the provocation.
It’s always tempting to say to a wiseguy, “I find your lack of faith disturbing”, choke them and leave them in a crunched up heap on the deck of your deathstar, but you need to calm down a little.
I make a living as a guru, which is by modern definition “an expert in some field”.
Sure, a guru is also traditionally to the use of the word “guru” specifically a spiritual teacher, but that’s not nearly as important as teaching the nuts & bolts of a work discipline, because the spiritual stuff comes on its own, revealed throughout the course of work over the lifetime.
It’s all one big life lesson, and you might as well try to get it, because lessons unlearned will be repeated. Not a threat, a fact. It’s not in my power to overlook lessons unlearned, so learn them.
Now here is this song I wrote. You might want to sing it note for note — Don’t worry, be happy, everything is gonna be alright.
Stay In Your Niche.
Be happy with small numbers, with limited resources and with a small group of friends and allies, and work toward assembling a Great Assembly of millions of Godd™ Particle wearers chanting “Peace Or Else!” — it’s not the best chant ever, but it’s a start in the right direction.
Okay, you want World Peace? Get 1 million — just 1 million out of 8 billion — people to wear the Godd™ Particle every single day, and you will have it.
Even 855,947 people wearing the Godd™ Particle every day would have a significant effect. You wouldn’t see the alt-right news networks anymore.
Fox News is the Enema of the People.
I put that out there hoping to insult, but apparently they like the idea and are copying it for their station promos.
Oh, never mind. Let the bots turn on each other and continue to fight it out — Republicans against Democrats and, of course, Democrats against Democrats.
We Liberals take the high road — make money while the blood is still running in the streets. Does that sound too cynical?
But why should it sound like anything BUT cynical? This is the Age of Trump, it’s all Fake News, it’s all Post-Truth.
“I know you’re lying, ’cause your lips are moving.”
Thus sings Randy Rainbow. This is, you will note, the second mention of Randy in this blog — I figure it will bump the algorithms up a bit each time I compound #RandyRainbow — see the tags list.
If you’re interested in attracting people to your merchandising and promotions, you’ll need about twenty — I’m not exaggerating or joking about this — about TWENTY pieces of software, and things that cost money, although at first not a whole hell of a lot, but it is a definite expense factor.
There are dozens of analytics about your sales channel setup, your control console and all the many outlets and platforms you must cross and counter-connect.
It’s not just a lot of work — you actually have to know what you’re doing. I can show you photos of what it takes, but the bottom line is that you’ll need money, people and talent to get anything going at all, and you’d better take a course, because you’ll never pick up the whole shebang all by your own lonesome self.
I don’t have to spend thousands finding out that none of that marketing stuff actually works any better than just being yourself and doing what you do WITH THE NATURAL PASSION you feel for your favorite subject or style of work.
Okay, so what IS your passion?
If you haven’t yet worked that out, sign up for my Passion Clinic. Not necessarily a group effort or workshop, this special Work Analytic can be applied online with a simple contact mode such as Zoom.
With luck, you can nail your passion in one hour, in one single $35 session. Okay, now what? Well, now you MILK your passion. Write about it, post your writings. Photograph it, draw it, paint it, write poetry about it, tell the world about your passion.
If you maintain reality, you will do well. What I mean is, stay real, stay on topic, stay relevant, be newsworthy, generate some dialogue.
There’s more, hang on!
So if it’s all bullshit, what can one do? Relax, it’s not hopeless. There’s a word for people like us — ghosts! That’s only partly funny. The fact is, the living won’t see the dead, among whom you are counted — you’re one of the masses, and in that condition, nobody stands out from the crowd.
When you are real and authentic and yourself, you will stand out from the crowd, and it may get you lynched or worse, but from there, you can market, merchandise and promote.
Social media promotions are not like ordinary businesses. You can sort of drive sales in blogs and such, but you really can’t get a larger audience without some outside help.
There just isn’t any way to expand your circle, to grow your tribe, without help of some kind.
One kind of help is to rent the software that automatically goes out there and hooks up with folks by robotics and chat. This backfires after a while, and definitely explodes when you stop the promotions, which eventually you have to do — they get flat after a while, then you start a new promotion.
It’s a deadly cycle and a slippery slope. Once you go down the rabbit-hole of marketing, you will never reach the bottom. You need another solution …
The Path of No Return.
On this path, you simply find your passion and share it. There is nothing more to it. If people like what you’re putting out, they’ll like it, share it, pass it around. If they don’t like what you’re into, they’ll shun you, ignore you and pass you by.
I think that’s fair, don’t you?
So my ultimate marketing advice to you is to just do what you do on whatever scale you happen to be at right now.
If things get hot and people turn on to your trip, the numbers will go up, the money will be there, and all you have to do at that point is hire the help you need.
Of course, that’s where most folks get ripped off, because how can you hire someone if you don’t know what they’re supposed to be doing for you?
I decided not to put in all the marketing details, but here are just a few things you’d have to do for any client, including yourself, in this new marketing world:
- 3D Warehouse
- Advanced Cash on Delivery
- Amazon Sales Channel
- Barcode Printer
- Bulk Account Inviter
- Buy Button
- Digital Downloads
- Facebook Marketing Tools
- Facebook Sales Channel
- Fraud Filter
- Google Shopping Product Feeds & Campaigns
- InstaGram Sales Channel
- KIT Marketing Strategies & Market Goals
- Launchpad to schedule events, product stock, contests
- Messenger Sales Channel
- Oberlo Product Search
- Order Printer
- Product Reviews
- Retail Barcode Labels
- Return Magic to manage returns & restock
- Script Editor for shopping cart
- ShopCodes QR codes to products
- Shopify Store Management Spreadsheet
- Shopify Flow Chart Task Automater
- Shopify POS multiple platform controller
- Shopkey to link products to social media
- Transporter app imports customer records to your store.
There’s more, lots more, but this will give you a glimpse into the complexity and challenge of running a shopify operation through social media, but there it is — you can make a fortune with this stuff, but only by selling it to others, not by using it yourself.
The Best Practice Plan for you is to just write your blogs, put up your posts and do the best you can to interact with others given the time you have available for that sort of nonsense.
It’s all about Socialism!
Real socialists — not your run-of-the-mill Marxist-Leninists — are people who like social media marketing, and don’t you forget it. Don’t let politicians swizzle you into thinking it means something else. It doesn’t.
I’m a Marxist-Lennonist myself — Groucho and John, and that’s the full extent of my political leanings.
I pay taxes so I don’t have to look at the President’s face 24 hours a day. If the President is doing the job, we won’t be seeing it plastered all over the news cycle every day for years, as we have with Poor Little Baby Donnie in the Oval Office.
He is such a crybaby, but that’s how he was at military school, too. Just a whimpering Perpetual Victim, always picking a fight and looking for an opportunity to take revenge.
Name-calling is the best he can do at this age. Even at 77 years of age, I could take him down in a fair wrestling match, but since when would he fight fair?
Wrestling is not about size, weight or strength — it’s all about balance, and I practice levitation every day, and so should you.
If you want to practice levitation, you can contact me and ask. I never use hot links for that sort of thing, because I don’t teach bots, and if there’s a hot link, bots can find their way.
Wow, it’s that time already, gotta run!
See You At The Top!!!
gorby