You’ll have to learn to compartmentalize Trump so you can concentrate on your work, and you’ll need to work twice as hard to stay off road repair with the Donald Trump National Labor Work Force — all dictators like to lock people up and torture them, didn’t you know?
So if you want to avoid detention and slavery, you might want to sharpen up your marketing skills and get enough wherewithal to lift yourself and your family out of danger.
This is not the first time Americans have learned to fear their President, but it surely will be the last, especially when America gets split up three ways, into #Pacifica, which is a combo of the 13 western states, #AmericaTheBeautiful, which is the midwestern Bible Belt, and the east coast nation of #GreaterNewYork and #NewNewWashington, both of which are described in detail in my book, “SlimeWars”, written over 50 years ago, predicting everything that’s happening today.
Don’t you want to know how I can do that?
I’ve already told you, I can’t. All I’m doing is trying my best to remember history lessons about the 21st century, and I must admit that I wasn’t all that interested, so I might be blurry on some of the details — names, dates, places, particular events — you know, things like that.
Well, we can’t get all wrapped up in political crap, and there’s nothing we can do about it anyway, including voting, because the Russians plan a real neato attack — all they have to do is throw the election IN DOUBT, and that they will easily accomplish.
Then Donald says “Fake Election”, and orders “his” generals to repel all boarders.
There is a solution.
Organize all the Native American tribal nations to march on the White House, chanting “Go Home, Go Home, Send Them Home!!!”, which puts the whole “immigrant” thing into a whole new perspective, don’t it???
You need to learn to make marketing buttons. This set of skills will give you the boost you need to get out of the way of the rumbling, bumbling political machine that’s headed your way.
Even in the U.K., they have their very own Donald Trump, and fascistic leaders are being put in power every day of the week — perhaps it’s time to get your act together.
I have a modest proposal. It takes no money, very little time, and it pays off big.
It’s button making. Button making is THE KEY, and the best part is, it doesn’t LOOK like THE KEY, but it is, and it’s a powerful antidote to what ails you — Trump World.
What Comes Next?
If you’re thinking of running away, consider this — the “Red Dawn” scenario will soon be here in your face, and you’ll be bitching about not being prepared.
When the hell do you think is the right time to get ready for Political and Religious Hell? I do realize that the Evangelicals will destroy you and take all your properties and any money lying around as they swarm over your house like the locusts they are.
In short, hell is gonna bust loose, and you don’t even know there’s a war on — actually several wars — religious war, gang war, police war, drug war, class war, gender war and of course, the ever-popular race wars of various descriptions.
You can’t blame me for voting “Yes” on the asteroidal impact plan, and I DO win a dollar if humans wipe themselves out before January 21, 2021.
There’s always hope, a chance I might win — they’ve done themselves in every single time, so what’s the odds they won’t, this time around?
Do I Hate Trump?
No. Trump is actually a friend from the 37th century, and he’s doing a wonderful, slam-bang job of creating chaos and upsetting the entire planet.
Keep in mind that I wrote “Trump is a 4-Letter Word” as a guide to comedians, not as a condemnation of Trump or Trump’s idiotic policies.
What’s to condemn? He’s doing exactly what his character was designed to do — create a mess — and by golly, if you’re a Federation Leader, or a Watcher, or a Programmer like me, you can’t complain about Dick & Claude’s incredibly concise and efficient MOVEACT CODE — with a few choice commands, everything is handled.
The illusion is so compelling that you can even make chat-bots seem to make sense. Boy, is the MOVEACT CODE ever reliable, and it is super-simple, taking up less than a single page of .ini file code, and that’s all it takes to get it done! You can’t tell it’s a chat bot.
Walk out into a Sea of ChatBots!
Go outside and walk around. Talk to anyone. It will somehow make sense. Like I said, the MOVEACT CODE is so amazing, you’ll think there’s someone actually home!
Of course, there isn’t, but you mustn’t let that excite you into totally succumbing to the overwhelming fact that life sucks, then you die.
You want evidence that people can function without a brain? I got an example right here — There’s no problem getting ignorant Bible Belt people to admit, “Gosh, until this tv interview, I never even knew there was a problem in Washington. After all,” she blithely explains, “they exonerated Trump completely.”
News to me.
Remember the shock and feeling of sick dismay when you heard that racist crowd chanting “Send her back, send her back!”.
That’s sick. I’m sure the Bronx would prefer she stay in Congressional meetings all day long, rather than screw up things in Old New York.
I’m not a big fan of any member of Congress, and the corruption in the Attorney General’s Office makes it an unlikely candidate for my favoritism impulses, few though they are.
If you followed that reasoning, you’re probably farther off the deep end than you’ve been led to believe.
So are you going to watch the television coverage of the Trump Show? If you don’t, you’ll never know what hit you, but you’ll definitely know you’ve been hit by something.
In the meantime, play it smart. Stay out of politics and stay off the street, especially if you’re not lily-white and/or God-Squad Christian, meaning strictly Evangelical.
Clearly, Jesus Was Intolerant.
If, like me, you don’t happen to be a Christian, you would do well to order out for meals, and stay well back, behind the door, when you open it slowly to reveal the delivery person.
Never shoot through a closed door — it could be a pizza guy.
Speaking of shooting — Donald Trump predicted that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, and nobody would stop him or do anything to him, and he’s absolutely right.
As a matter of fact, he’s already done it, but nobody cared, noticed or took a selfie. I thought it might be interesting to see if anyone is sparked by Trump’s racist remarks to do something utterly despicable, which is the Hallmark of Trump World.
Your buttons and other marketing stuff should completely ignore Trump and Trump World — act as if nothing is amiss, even though the world is going to Hell in a handbasket.
Pay no attention– play it as it lies. Of course, the Conventional Wisdom is, “Play it like it lays”, but nobody said there was a shred of grammar left in conversational American English.
Just Concentrate on Making Money.
Speaking of college courses, they’ll all be online, as will all schooling. That will prevent some shootings, but not all. Student loans will be a thing of the past, but so will education.
Of course, there’s a “back door” to all this crap — it’s called “social media marketing” and it’s the fastest-growing business on the planet, along with Godd™ Particle marketing and the sales of slap-band wrist magic like the Love Bracelet which contains the Love3 Extreme Orb and other magical forces, all contained within the bracelet, all of which is activated by the mere act of putting the bracelet on.
Just slapping the Bardo Band on, with its LRS Orb, Clear Light Orb, 49 Days Orb and the complete American Book of the Dead and other magical scripts, all completely readable, by the way, all Orbs workable and usable … as I said, just slapping the band onto your wrist makes you a Psychic Sensitive, as powerful as any who walk the earth today.
Just putting the band on confers such power as you never dreamed, but use it wisely. With great power comes great power.
Maybe that’s not the quote you remember from Issue #27 of Spiderman, where the caption between dialogue balloons says it all.
Don’t Panic and Don’t Freak Out.
No matter what happens in Washington, you’re quite safe as long as you’re wearing your Godd™ Particle.
How do I know that?
Because if you’re not safe, they’ll rip your Godd™ Particle right off your neck, throw it in the ditch into which you are destined to be thrown, and of course, they’ll keep the silver chain for themselves, along with any gold teeth you still happen to have.
I’ve seen all this before, and so have you.
The breadlines, the death-camps, the hopelessness and despair in the faces of the once-free people of America.
Death Camps are private enterprises. They get $770 per inmate per day, so who wouldn’t be in a business like that? And it’s always growing, due to increase in the size of the targeted prison population.
Lots cheaper than paid labor.
It’s a pitiful sight, but you won’t want to miss a single action-packed thrilling chase scene or roundup.
The mass graves make it a lot cheaper — no headstones, no crypts, no caskets — just bulldozers shoving heaps of dead into the ditch by the side of the road.
“Oh, they’ll never do that,” you say. I have photos of such events in seven different wars, all within the past few dozen years, and you can find tons more on the internet.
So get busy and get marketing, and let’s get ourselves a huge follower base, today!
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So link your posts to that page today, and keep doing it, keep promoting it!
See You At The Top!!!
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