Run for the hills? Not quite yet. We have yet to hear from the majority, which up until now has been notably silent, docile and willing to take it on the chin, but apparently, that’s about to change, with Resistance Demonstrations all over the United Snakes, and all over the planet, decrying the madness of Trump.
In my world, “Trump” is a scary and funny rubber kids’ Halloween mask, and part of the common phrase, “Trump You!”. Frankly, I don’t care, do you???
Like I’ve said billions of times before, that’s just local politics, in which off-worlders never get involved, both by ethical law and by personal experience.
So while the Athenians and the Spartans are battling it out, grunting and sweating in the baking sun and sand of the senate floor, let’s make a buck.
Sounds cynical? No, what sounds, and is, cynical is the bull-puckey coming from the Snake Party writhing around on the floor of the Senate, and the robotic applause for Trump that comes from the stink-hole of the House of Reprehensibles.
I used to think of Congress as “not a bad sort, not actually criminal”, but now I’m not so sure. The thing is, they’re now yanking us poor and minority folks around for their amusement and personal gain, when they steal our social security funds and our retirement funds and our medical benefits all for the sake of their personal enrichment, and then trample on all our American values and freedoms and then deny non-white Christians their vote, and destroy the democracy from the top down, heck-darn, that’s when I say “enough is enough”, whatever that means.
I can’t and won’t be driven into violent action, yet I’m obligated to protect my family and home, am I not?
But I have no voice, no power, no bully-pulpit and no money with which to fight, and I’m unable and unwilling to use a weapon of any kind, with the singular exception of comedy — so what can I really do to protect myself and my family from Trump and his Minions?
What can I do to stop the constant chatter of “Trump, Trump, Trump”???
Actually, nothing. He’s a media-whore and he loves and understands and appreciates rage, anger, frustration, violence and fear.
You won’t ever get through to him, but you CAN learn to deal with him and his Minions by playing Diablo II with us and joining us in our Alternate Worlds Safari Expeditions, so you know how to translate from world to world rather easily.
Trump is fearful, dangerous and ferocious. We’re not used to being around people who are so forceful, nasty, aggressive, mean, foul-mouthed and downright rude.
If it’s one thing Trump will be remembered for, it’s his rudeness, but mostly for his ugliness, his scowl and his folded arms, which is what survives in the comedy routines about the late middle ages, which is your 21st century.
Trump is a maniac, and he’s squeezing your scrotum.
You’re scared, you feel violated, your face turns beet-red, but you hold your rage in check. Cool down, relax. He’s all bluff. He can’t win without cheating.
If you’re a standup comic, get in one good line, before he uses his bullies to smash you down and grind you into the dirt.
Even though he is technically a public servant and you’re his boss, due to the de-facto takeover of the U.S. government by unfriendly forces, you are totally in his power and subject to his every and any whim.
Whim is the word you use when you think of this President. Rule by Whim. And his whims are ruled by any wind that blows. His mind is like Swiss cheese covered with melted butter, and he’s yanking you around like a puppet and that’s the way it’s going to be for the rest of your life, so get used to it, or fight it.
In the end, you’ll lose, if you give in to it or fight it in the usual way. Don’t give in to the urge to run and hide — there’s nowhere to go, nowhere to hide — they’ll round you up even if you’ve dug yourself into a long-forgotten missile silo.
It’s the end of democracy, the end of the world as you’ve come to know it. Welcome to Trump World, where the United Snakes is no longer a world power, and no longer home to democracy, freedom and mutual respect and honor.
In short, you’re in the deep end of shit-hole countries, and you’d better find a way to cope with it, or knuckle under and join the great majority, the mass of humanity that is learning to scream silently under the yoke of a dictator dressed in lamb’s wool.
Let’s examine your options:
- You have no voice.
- You have no power.
- You have no wealth.
- You have no high-level connections.
- You have no unlimited medical coverage.
- You have no control over your life.
- You live in constant fear of that knock on the door in the middle of the night.
- You fear being separated from your family and never seeing them again.
- You have nightmares about what’s happening now.
- You no longer believe that your vote has any power.
That spells the end of democracy, when the people no longer believe they have a voice, and they don’t.
The Republicans are making a historic miscalculation — they think that if the vote goes badly for them in the mid-terms, it would be a wise move on their part to get ready to disqualify the vote because of Russian tampering, which they have encouraged, as you’ve noticed.
They already do a lot of tampering by denying votes through gerrymandering and by voter intimidation, a holdover from the days following the First Civil War.
I lived through the First Holocaust, after which the Jews vowed, “Never Again!” — so what ever happened to that battle-cry that was so loud in 1945?
How soon they forget.
The Second Holocaust is about to begin, and the people are starting to realize that it has come to this — either they take action, or they die.
Trump knows that the National Guard might not shoot unarmed civilians, so he has to first soften the target by de-humanizing them — again, a major miscalculation that will backfire.
Trump is the most powerful person in the world, and he’s also the craziest and possibly tied for the Number One Position in the race for Narcissism, although many would rank him Number Two.
Like I said, I never engage in a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed.
I have no problem with Trump — he’s just a little more outrageous than the average political thief, which accounts for ALL of Congress, a bunch of lying mongrels and scoundrels looking for red meat and bare bones, and they’ll get them, more than they bargained for.
Look for major death and destruction, the de-stabilization of the European Continent and an upheaval in Canada, Mexico and South and Central America, but while all that’s happening, try to remember The Hook.
All that shadow-show is The Hook, designed to draw you in. It’s not the violence, but the seduction INTO violence that is the real danger.
Don’t give in, don’t grab up a weapon. Don’t fight in the ordinary ways.
Learn to move out of the space into another dimension.
That’s what Coinology Search is all about, but you have to learn to TRUST THE PROCESS.
Coin Search will TAKE YOU OUT OF THIS WORLD.
If you do it right, it will not only take you out of danger zones, but pay you fairly well in the course of this action, while mayhem and rioting and shootings and violent demonstrations and counter-demonstrations are erupting all around you.
Trump will do it again and again, create outrage and anger, rising hysteria and panic.
So guess what will happen then?
More demonstrations, anger, rage in the streets.
So what, big deal? From the perspective of billions and billions of years of personal history living in the midst of better civilizations than this one, it’ll pass and eventually no memory of its existence will survive in the mythology born of the passage of time.
As Mel Brooks says in “The 2,000 Year Old Man” routines, “All the caves in the valley except cave number 743 can all go to hell!”
Don’t get caught up in the hysteria of Dangerous Times. Sure, it’s dangerous. So what else is new? If you’re a member of ANY minority, you know what it is to be constantly beaten, tortured, robbed, rousted and denied.
So you expected better? Neanderthal was better. There’s no making peace with humans.
Meanwhile, let’s make a buck.
So how do we go about making an honest buck while all this chaos and turmoil is going on? How can we possibly concentrate on something other than Trump and his Minions?
It’s easy, if you know the secret of the recording industry — The Secret of “The Hook”.
The “Hook” is that little snatch of lyric that repeats over and over and over again in your brain until you give in and PLAY it enough times to be able to forget it.
That’s the whole point of songwriting, as any Tin Pan Alley Songsmith will agree.
The Hook, the Dreaded Hook — you know it’s gonna getcha, and if you wrote it and sang it, you’re the first to get hooked by your own Hook.
There IS a cure, but it’ll cost ya.
It’s always more expensive to remove the tattoo than to have it done. If you haven’t learned that lesson by now, you soon will.
So how do you learn to stop the incessant din of Trump and Trumpies and Trumpism?
You can’t stop it — the beat goes on. What you have to do is learn to IGNORE it while it’s going off full blast in your face, and that’s not easy, unless you know the secret.
Remedy for Trump-Shit? You coulda guessed it in advance — coin search, of course, the remedy that drives out brainiac shit real good, and makes you forget what a shit hole planet you’re on.
At the same time, you’re doing some good in the world by spreading the wishing, the magic and the luck, all leading to prosperity and cooperation and mutual respect, if I’ve got the dials set right, and they appear to be set right, I’ve been checking them.
Watch Melania for results on the magical level. Meanwhile, let’s get to our buck-making, shall we?
- FUMIGATE — Create a new atmosphere in the chamber — light some Golden Tiger Tibetan Herbal Incense and carry it in a circle, going left around the chamber — or “room”, “zimmer” or “chambre”, if you haven’t got a chamber — from the north, slowly walking counter-clockwise three times until you reach the north position again.
- RING THE BELL — Attract the attention of the spirits and at the same time mark the start of your intention at this point.
- CHANT THE CHANT — Use your Personal Mantra as a password.
- BEGIN THE SOUL-SEARCH — Start the movements that create a Coin Hunt, using U.S. Quarters or the equivalent in your currency. Keep only the perfect coins.
- CLOSE THE CEREMONY — Chant your Mantra and extinguish the incense, ring the bell three times and turn off the lights when the area is secure.
If you perform the Search & Rescue Mission correctly, you will end up with a bunch of valuable coins that can be sold for much more than a quarter, plus you’ll have whatever time you spend performing the coin search devoid of MOST of the chatter and emotional angst that comes from living in Trump World.
The Cloud of Unknowing
When you invoke the Mystical Cloud of Unknowing, it clears away the rubble of the material world and transports you to The Counting Room, a space far from the physical world, in the realm of the Causal Plane.
Your only power in this Causal Plane Environment is to sort and select coins in a specific manner and with specific ideals and limitations.
As you perform this obligation, you are fully in the Alternate Reality, and so long as you are able to remain in that world, you and your family and home are totally safe and secure from all harm.
Keeping yourself in that protected space is the trick, isn’t it?
How to do this reliably, all day long???
Easy as pie.
Take a bunch of Lucky Rodney House Fetishes and place them in the four corners of your house — indoors, preferably, somewhere where they are not likely to be knocked out of position.
Put some Lucky Rodneys in your workspace, in your garage, in the glove compartment of your car, in your pocket or purse and SEND, SELL and GIVE as many as you can afford to, and DISTRIBUTE them everywhere that you possibly can get them into.
Why?
Because those little “Lucky Rodney” charms, fetishes, medallions and talismen are “Higher-Will” Antidotes, and they can and will alter the space of the entire planet, if they’re distributed widely enough and in sufficient quantity.
They are anti-Trump “Lucky Pieces” that will, through what looks like coincidence, bring about the Fall of Trump.
Nothing else will do it, so it’s your job, if you accept the mission, to widely distribute my Lucky Rodneys everywhere you can possibly introduce them.
Think of your Lucky Rodney as a sort of ticket out of here, off this planet, out of the reach of Trump.
That’s a long way off, and the only way to get there is through trans-dimensional jaunting, and the Lucky Rodney will start you in the right direction, while at the same time providing an income or an addition to your regular income, plus an escape into an alternate “Trump-Free Zone”, where you retain your freedoms and your vote.
FREEDOM FROM FEAR is one of the guarantees from the Unites Snakes Government, but it isn’t true.
If you want true Freedom From Fear, you need the Lucky Rodney, and you need to perform the Coinology Coin Search, in order to forget.
Forgetting is easy with Coinology Coin Search.
Get Trump out of your face for several hours at a time, and grow rich while you do so!
See You At The Top!!!
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