Pillage First, THEN Burn!
That’s not quite as easy as it sounds. Pillaging takes time. It’s somewhat tedious. You need a break now & then from the routine of rape, pillage, burn, rape, pillage, burn.
Speaking of personal violations, it’s become the norm to sexually harass if you’re the President, so clearly, any sex predator would be very encouraged to run as a “Sexual Predator Party” candidate for the 2020 election.
The Sexual Predator Party and the Plunder Party are both offshoots of the late, great Republican Party, the Party of Lincoln, and now the Party of Putin.
Putin is laughing all the way to the bank, and so can you, if you play it smart. I have in hand the deed to a piece of gold-mining property that was for sale for $5,000, but I’ve raised the price to $50,000, and I’ll tell you why:
The press was barred from the EPA summit, and that’s totally to my liking. We’ve had a gold claim up on highway 49 and worked it for years with just a gold pan. With the overturn of literally ALL the environmental protection laws, we now have the opportunity to bring up our sluices, dredges and hydraulics, not to mention our dry-dredge equipment.
We can tear up the countryside and not only that, we can dump our tailings into the rivers and streams, and we’re way up there, so there’s no one above us to pollute our back yard!
Not only do we have a clear path to the gold fields, which will spur a new gold rush up here in the Foothills of the Sierra Nevada, but a rush in the tourist trade as well, I’ll wager.
There are a lot of other things you can now do, with NO HOLDS BARRED and the gloves off.
- You can lie about your products. Anything goes, and this is the post-truth age, so just bullshit your way through it, and don’t back up, don’t admit anything, don’t ever say you lied.
- Do shady deals. Trump and the people around Trump are openly stealing millions from the public trust. Go ahead and do likewise, feel free to do anything you want, as long as you pay homage to Trump, who will surely pardon you, especially if what you do is blatantly racist.
- Grope someone without their permission. Hell, why stop there? Why not grope them without their knowlege???
- Accuse the FBI of being infiltrated. It doesn’t matter by whom. Just put it in print, get your point across on the news, make sure to get YOUR fifteen minutes of Fame.
- Invent the Deep State or anything else you’d like to blame for what goes wrong when you make misteaks.
- Cheat on your income taxes. Fucken’ hell, the President of the United States does it, and if he’s your role model, you can’t help but fall in line. It’s best to not disclose anything, but don’t rely on luck — it’s best to just follow Trump’s example to the letter.
- Hire people who misspell the same words you do.
- Block people from speaking their minds. It’s easy to get someone removed from facebook or twitter. Go after anyone who disagrees with you, and call them a traitor — again, use the Trump Playbook for guidelines on this entertaining little ploy.
- Create a national emergency just to take the pressure off, now & then. I don’t have to tell you how to do this — it’s easy enough to set off a wave of panic, if you can get hold of ALL the lines of communication. If you can’t, simply accuse the other communicators of being Communists or members of the Deep State.
- Send soldiers to their death when things get boring or the investigations into your activities gets too close for comfort. Don’t worry about calling the dependents, they won’t care.
- Support racist and other hate groups to please your power base. Hey, there’s a good one, because eventually it comes back to snap at your own head. Haw, haw, funny!
- Take someone down on Fifth Avenue, just to see if it’s true that the Evangelical ministers will back you up, no matter what you say or do, and rest assured, no matter how evil, if it serves their purposes, they will remain silent through all your wildest transgressions.
- Create a series of horrific attacks on our Democracy. This is always a fun project, and can result in a number of really interesting Constitutional Crises, which I personally crave just for the excitement, but I also think it’s good for business.
- Make a trade war — start with closing down some Harley Davidson plants, haw, haw, haw!!! Then some auto factories, then some steel mills, then some mines, because they’ve priced themselves out of the market, haw, haw, haw!!!
Gosh, there are so many ways to destroy a Democracy, and those are just a few of them. The most important thing to remember is that when the law gets too close for comfort, declare yourself a candidate for the Presidency.
You have eight years to figure out a way to avoid prosecution, or at least imprisonment. By the time they figure it out, you’ll be long-gone, anyway.
I’ll bet no matter where you started with Trump, you’re now at the point of saying, “Fuck this,” and you’re planning some escape from Trump Amerika, and you’d be right, but maybe you should get some wherewithal first, before you take that leap of faith.
There are a number of countries that MIGHT escape the Wrath of Trump, but you might do a lot better to create a refuge somewhere relatively inaccessible and wait for the whole thing to blow over, which it surely will.
Of course, then you have a foreign power to contend with — best to just vanish, and the only way to do that is to generate and spend a LOT of money making a place to which vanishing is possible.
You want a food supply, water supply, air supply and information. I have ways of producing all that and more, but money is needed for our Ashram Retreat, which will function as a spiritual retreat in peacetime, but can become a refuge in times of trouble, which are coming, whether you believe it or not, or do anything about it or not.
Most folks will just roll over and die.
It doesn’t have to be that way, but a LOT of money is needed — it’s not just a family of four or five in a retreat — it’s going to be in the high dozens or more, but as I said, it’s going to take a LOT of money.
How to generate LOTS of money?
Well, there’s the lottery, but there’s also Coinology Search & Rescue, which has yielded a few thousand dollars in just a few weeks of work on the project, thanks to my latest invention, the Coin Hunter Ammy.
With my Coin Hunter Ammy, I can go after fabulous Mint Errors, and make a fortune just as easily as hitting a slot machine payoff or Morgan’s $15,220,000 lottery win that my parents enjoyed through their Golden Years — we gave away the winning ticket — would YOU want that burden?
Made them very low-maintenance parents — I shudder to think what might have happened had we been saddled with them for their last 25 years.
My friends and I were already worked as garden slaves when we visited them, because they were too cheap to hire a gardener, pool tender, cook, maid or housekeeper, although they lived in a 22,000 square foot hillside mansion built by the architect of Old Town, Los Gatos.
They already had some $5,000,000 in the bank, but were at the point of declaring bankruptcy, if you heard them tell the tale. Like I said, lie. Nobody will care.
With my Coin Hunter Ammy I can go after:
- CIVIL WAR SOUVENIRS
- REVOLUTIONARY WAR SOUVENIRS
- SOUVENIR OF JERUSALEM
- SOUVENIR OF BETHLEHEM
- SOUVENIR OF MECCA
… and ALL of those are on United States coins!!!
I can also find:
- PROUD IMMIGRANT PENDANT
- SOUVENIR OF YOSEMITE
- SOUVENIR OF YELLOWSTONE
- SOUVENIR OF GETTYSBURG
- SOUVENIR OF VICKSBURG
- SOUVENIR OF NEW ORLEANS
- SOUVENIR OF STATUE OF LIBERTY
- SOUVENIR OF HAWAII
- SOUVENIR OF PUERTO RICO
- SOUVENIR OF VIRGIN ISLANDS
Of course, it’s not limited to those places of interest — there are over 100 potential souvenir coins you can find with the Coin Hunter Ammy, and what luck brings you in coins might also help you keep out of trouble when trouble does come in Trumpworld, and it will.
The menacing presence of a maniac with a finger on the nuclear trigger can make anyone nervous and unable to sleep. There’s a class action in there somewhere.
Super-Components from my antique Navy electronics collection makes it possible to build a couple dozen of these ammies, but then I’ll have to find new sources of old components, and we’ve already run out of several lines of supply, because we’ve been building amulets for over 45 years now.
My Coin Hunter Ammy is designed to bring YOU better luck in your coin searches. Improves your ability to SEE the coin, creates drops where there were none, and makes rare coins appear out of nowhere.
Guaranteed.
If you’re interested in exploitation of the environment under the Rule of Trump, in the absence of the Rule of Law, as he intends it to be, you’ll want to use my Coin Hunter Ammy for gold panning, trout-fishing, hunting, trapping, treasure-hunting, paper chases, poker, blackjack, craps, horses, sports betting and, of course, selling anything.
There’s no normal way to beat the game. They have it rigged so that the more you get ahead, the more they gouge you for taxes, unless you’re one of THEM, in which case, you make billions and not only don’t pay taxes, you get to steal them from the public treasuries.
The only way to beat the game is to hit the lottery, find a treasure or inherit, and hitting the lottery is the easiest — I’ve done it dozens of times, and in a way, Mint Error coins are a kind of unintentional government lottery — unintentional in the sense that they would never deliberately give you a chance to dig yourself out of the Middle Class Hole you’re in.
You better get on the bandwagon and start plundering, or you’re going to miss all the fun, and you might get caught in the roundup and die a horrible death as a road-worker.
Infrastructure has nothing to do with the environment, or public safety, or public welfare — it’s just a fast way of getting tanks where they need to go in order to control an unruly population.
Remember the National Guardsmen who shot down unarmed students at Kent State? It’s going to happen again, because history repeats itself.
That goes double for those who are ignorant of history.
How did I manage to find a literally “priceless” coin in my pocket change the other day?
Look at page 249 of the Fourth Edition of “Strike it Rich With Pocket Change” by Ken Potter, and you’ll see what I mean.
Read the comment below the coin: “too rare to price!”, and go thou and do likewise, with my fail-proof 100% lifetime guaranteed Coin Hunter Ammy.
I have several versions of the Coin Hunter Ammy available — they’re all the same inside, but they have different casings or lockets.
- COIN-EDGE STERLING SILVER — $189.95
- FANCY HAND-MADE ROPE BEZEL IN STERLING SILVER — $389.95
- COIN-EDGE 14K GOLD BEZEL — $289.95
- FANCY HAND-MADE ROPE BEZEL IN 14K GOLD — $650.00
The amulet is dollar-sized. There is no way to make it smaller, due to the components needed.
I make no apology for the price, and as a matter of fact, it’s cheap, compared to the scarcity of the components I have to use in it, and they are getting next to impossible to find anymore, even among radio enthusiasts in Japan, Australia and Germany, and we’re running out of sources way too fast for my comfort.
What’s my secret?
The Coin Hunter, and it can be your secret, too. You need to find some way to get rich quick, totally out of the mainstream, completely off the grid, as it were. You need a lucky break, a lucky strike, and that’s what the Coin Hunter is all about — lucky strikes.
I personally guarantee that your “drops & pickups” luck will improve by many hundreds of percent, or your money back, no questions asked.
Sound good? Okay, fine, but act now, or risk disappointment — we’re running out of rare components all too rapidly!
Hey, want a heads-up on what denomination to search? I recommend quarters — search quarters, and you’re never stuck for a tip!
Gold is where you find it. You never know on which turn that “gold nugget” coin will appear out of nowhere.
In your Quarter Search, you’re looking with several different attentions:
- ORDINARY ATTENTION
- ERROR SCAN
- GRADE SCAN
- JEWELRY GRADE SCAN
- GAME PIECES SCAN
Along with those attentions are several more having to do with future marketing and merchandising, prevention of further damage, proper handling and packaging, and a lot more details, all of which need to be considered all at once.
If you search wheaties and other out-of-circulation coins, you’ll need to take into consideration the resale of unwanted coins — you can’t just take them back to the bank, they’re automatically worth a lot more than a penny.
You’ll need to get back around 27 cents for every “teen” wheatie you don’t want, and that adds up fast, so you really need to “hit big” right away, and that’s what I’ve done consistently with every bag of wheaties I’ve searched using the Coin Hunter Ammy.
I’ve also done a comparative search on quarters, ten boxes to ten boxes, and compared the yield — it’s so outstandingly different that I feel quite comfortable giving my personal guarantee, your money back if it’s not absolutely incredible!
It is, and I know it.
I’d love to give these away or make them cheaper — the only way is to have someone in China make our components for us to our specifications, but we’d have to order in the millions for each component.
None of them are made anymore, none of them. They are only available as vintage radio parts, or as parts we plunder out of old radios, which we can do if we have to. I have several Navy radios that are good candidates for said plunder.
By the way, finding Mint Error coins is not the only thing the Coin Hunter is good for — I find more than my normal share of MS-66+ quarters, and you can, too.
I’ll be only too happy to send you ten samples for ten bucks — normally, they’d cost you $30, which is a lousy $3 apiece, but who’s counting?
When I get my 1999-P Delaware Quarter back from PCGS, we’ll start to think about which auction house to go with — there are several good candidates and as soon as my coin hits the research department at PCGS, the word will be out — “They’ve found one!”
I have several items that are totally unique — there is no other like it on Earth.
This is the exact same formula I learned when I was floor manager at Hammacher-Schlemmer’s in New York City — ONLY SELL WHAT NO ONE ELSE HAS.
First of all, YOU make the market, not a bunch of hysterical consumers or their protectors. Don’t forget, this is the Age of Trump, the Age of Plunder, so dig deep, and make it hurt!
I’m of course kidding about all those horrible things, but there are people in control of our government and our shadow government and our deep state government and all the other conspiracies that flourish today, and you are the target of their rage and personal disinterest.
What I mean is, they care that you exist, and would rather you didn’t, especially if you’re among the non-white majority that is going to take over with or without permission, and there’s nothing those racists can do to stop the overwhelming flow of 4/5ths of the world’s population, most of which is non-white, non-Christian and non-Democratic, and now, at last, our country matches the condition of most third-world nations.
America has at last taken its rightful place, thanks to Donald J. Asshole — oh, sorry, that was a typo. I meant to say, “asshole” — no, there it goes again, sorry. Let’s try it one more time — “Donald J. Shithole Country Music La La La” — dang it, I just can’t seem to make my fingers work right when I try to spell his name.
Maybe I should try typing without extending just the middle finger.
Trump stole my Golden Years, but gave me back the ability to plunder mightily and relentlessly, with the restraints of the EPA and all ethical practices removed forever from the laws of the land.
Rape! Pillage! Plunder! Grope! Lie! Cheat! Steal!
NOW you’re getting the idea! Want to be a Good Amerikan? Do those things to your neighbor before he has a chance to do them to you!
That’s the Trumpian Rule, which replaces the Golden Rule. Doubt it? Ask any Evangelical minister who backs Trump. Hypocrites don’t go to Heaven.
As Buddha once said, “Thank God you only live once.”.
That’s a joke that will no doubt sail right over the heads of any white supremacists — what would they know about Buddha and reincarnation?
Those guys will reincarnate, and when they come back, they’ll be speaking Chinese.
Haw, haw, forgive me for laughing, but it really is too much. Read Mark Twain’s adventures as a doorkeeper of the U.S. Senate, if you want to see how little things have changed in the last 150 years.
I do hope you’ll take seriously, however, the information I gave you about the Coin Hunter — it really is the only way you’ll be able to make the jump, is to find a million-dollar coin somewhere.
First one to get a million dollar coin pays for the drinks!
See You At The Top!!!
gorby