Won’t you join me on a special mission to introduce “Zombie Family” products into the daily life of humans of Planet Earth?
I have given over several of my own family recipes to friends of mine who are in the food prep business, and they have given me back factory-sealed packaged products of our very own making, using their food handling license to do this.
It costs very little to join the zombie family — you can get a booth from $100 with full wholesale privileges!
I have on hand and in-stock several hundred canisters and bottles and boxes of stuff, all with fun “Zombie Family” labels, just grotesque enough to sell, but even the squeamish can overcome for the sake of good taste.
Speaking of which, my barbecue sauces are noted for their exquisite aftertaste and health-conscious cleanliness and order of preparation.
In short, it’s as if they came out of our own kitchen.
On the hot side, there’s my hot sauces, which quite frankly live up to their promise, “Hotter Than Hell”.
My hot sauces are so damn hot that most folks can’t take them, but the barbecue sauces seem to suit just about everyone’s taste and temperament.
I do have a super-hot barbecue sauce in mind, but I’ll need another $750 to get those made up for me, most of which goes for the food — the artwork costs me $25 for all that work they do, starting with my Ashram “Zombie Family” screenshots.
I have a full Zombie Family Fair Booth that’s only $900 to put into use, and that includes all the stock you need to start up, plus the banner and all the table goodies you’ll want to put out there.
Zombie Family products include hot sauces and barbecue sauces, but you’ll also find a wondrous offering of multitudinous goodies such as Cappuccino Chocolate, Double Chocolate and other amazing forms of chocolate hot and cold drinks.
I’ve also got chocolate bars in mind, but again, I’ll need about $700 to get them made up at a unit price of about $2.50 apiece, retailing at $4.79 and I’ll wager they sell out — who can resist a Zombie Family Chocolate Bar???
What a great gift, novelty item or survival food for that inevitable time when there really IS a zombie apocalypse, most likely after or DURING the mid-term elections.
I’m putting all my money on the zombies.
So — do you want in?
It’s not expensive, but it DOES cost SOMETHING to put these products up for sale, and you’ll need a booth and public traffic in order to make it work.
You can start off by getting a street peddler’s permit — yes, most towns DO have them — and without blocking pedestrians from walking, without bothering people or annoying them like a street mime would, you’re going to just walk the street singing “Zombie Family Barbecue Sauce” and other zombie family folk songs.
Okay, maybe not the singing, but certainly the selling part.
You’ll need at least one bottle of each hot sauce and barbecue sauce you’d like to try selling, plus at least one cannister of chocolate mix or chai tea or other stuff we make, and a full catalog of what we make and what we CAN make in addition to those items is available to interested parties, and even parties that aren’t all that interested — there’s no way to tell on this end, until you actually open up a Zombie Family Picnic Booth in your own home town.
Your cost?
Most Zombie Family food items retail for $13.99 or $18.99 except for the large chocolate samplers and such, and you get them at half price, which is the wholesale, at $7 and $9 a bottle for the hot stuff, and $9 a tin for the chocolate, tea and coffee stuff.
There are other Zombie Family products, including a table board game and other game items, and of course there’s a videogame and CD available.
I’m coming up with more and more items for the Zombie Family Picnic Booth every day, so get on board and help get this mission going!!!
Each and every Zombie Family item carries blessings with it, and that’s the main task, get those blessings out there.
For those who just can’t handle the Zombie thing, I also have an Angelic Embassy booth with appropriate chocolate, coffee and tea products related to angels and angelic healing, but again, each product in that setup would cost something to produce — a whole booth could in theory be produced for less than $2,000.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby