If you’re looking for a fast path to telepathy and astral projection, you can’t get faster than Coinology.
The Coinology Search and Rescue Mission is unbeatable as a fast path.
That having been said, there are a number of related fast path avenues open to you, and what’s more, not only are they spiritually uplifting and dynamically demanding of Essence Participation, but they pay off in cold, hard cash.
Cold and hard because it comes to you mostly in coins.
Nobody wants to get stuck with pocket change. That’s a habit you’ll have to break real soon, if you intend to succeed beyond your wildest dreams, which you can and should do, as I said, real soon.
You don’t have much time left to do this work. Trump will close down any and every possible spiritual path other than what serves his political ambitions.
If you knew how limited your work-time in this world was, you’d be burning the midnight oil to get through it just in the nick of time.
Cutting it close?
I gotta tell ya, it’s already been close for over a year. Basically, if you haven’t got a plan for successful navigation of Trump World, it’s far too late now.
You’ll have to ride out the storm the way the Puerto Ricans did — without hope and without help.
Can you make it?
Sure, you can, but you’ll need some form of life jacket and a really dependable form of life boat, such as Coinology can provide.
First of all, you’ll have accumulated a sizeable amount of coinage, which will be of help when you’re out there trying to get food, water, lodging, safe passage and salt.
Yes, salt.
You take things for granted that you perhaps would be wise to reconsider. I’m not going to list those things here, because this is not the forum for such things — they belong under the aegis (umbrella) of an in-person workshop, and I’m far more inclined to give a cooking workshop than a survival workshop.
Who wants to survive Trump World, anyway?
If you’re looking for enthusiastic folks to join the ShutzStaffel or Geheime Staatspolizei, or perhaps a youngster wanting to make a reputation with The Party (there will soon be only one) by taking a career in the military as a member of the Stosstruppen, I just came down to the Trump Troopers Recruiting Center to tell you that on me, you shouldn’t count.
On the other hand, if you’re looking for some tough resistance, I couldn’t think of a better choice than cooking school.
Short of opening a cooking school, you could get into the Tiny Store Store concept that I’m going to be building over the next few weeks, all around the Selling Pegboard, where each and every framed or free-standing pegboard is a store in itself.
Every store has its own theme, its own “look”, its own “vision”, its own limitations and, as you might guess, its own requirements.
A solid background in numismatics is indicated in the example of the Tiny Coin Shop — the shop is tiny, not the coins.
In the case of the Tiny Magic Store, the seller MUST master each of the tricks. In the case of the Tiny Chocolate Shop, there’s some need to sample every item before recommending it.
You might find the incense store useful and attractive, and if you have a shop, it’s the fastest and easiest and most profitable way to add that feature into your retail space.
If you’d like to sell arts & crafts supplies, I can help you there — I’ll be putting in a full supply of art and craft basics for the projected classes in the shop, some of which will be free, but you pay for supplies.
Beads are a great item for a pegboard, and you’d better believe it — I’m right on it with a board full of earrings, bracelets and necklaces made from our incredible hardwood Czech beads, so bright and colorful and so incredibly cheap you won’t believe it!!!
In the case of the tea shop, again I’d prefer it if you’d actually TASTE the stuff you’re selling and, by the way, the aromatics of my tea blends are unique to this planet and no, I’m not kidding.
You’ve never experienced a healing aromatic like my Gorby’s Tea Blends, particularly my most popular, Tea Blend #1.
We package them up at our food workshops, where we have full access to a commercial kitchen, and we have licensed food-handlers to put the things together into the retail packets.
If we ever get a commercial kitchen full-time, we can produce tons of food products that would sell, including mushrooms, herbs, spices, tea, coffee and chocolates.
In the meantime, we can and will improvise.
You might want to avail yourself of one or more of my Tiny Stores. They can be installed anywhere that you might hang a picture.
I have boards that measure 8″x10″ and frame out at about 10″x12″.
I also have a large number of pegboards ready to ship and ready to shop — the standard pegboards, that measure 16″x20″ on the inside, and frame out to about 18″x22″.
You can order larger pegboards, including 4-sided free-standing pegboard columns that set up and take down in less than a minute, unless you intend your stuff to survive.
Okay, it takes a few minutes to set it up, a few minutes to break it down. If you start building your pegboard tower when the fair starts, you can have all the pieces up by lunchtime, and if you start to take them down at dinnertime on the last day of the fair, you can get them all into a couple of banker boxes by the closing time.
I’m half-joking. The setup is fast, the takedown is fast, depending on your own personal efficiency. High neurosis will result in a discernible slowdown, while the Waking State can take you through the roof.
Twenty pegs on the Standard Tiny Store Pegboard — five items per peg, totaling 100 items, and here’s some of the breakdown:
- COINOLOGY TINY SHOP — This can be any kind of coin shop, from pennies to antiquities. You want to keep the retail price fairly constant — I want my prices on any given pegboard to be exactly the same, to make it as dummy-proof as I can. In general, the cost will be $300 for a pegboard of quarters, but other coins can cost in the hundreds, so a LOT of education is indicated here, and your LOCAL market will determine the best course of action toward rarities, or toward the common coin.
- ANCIENT TERRA-COTTA TINY SHOP– Here, you want only one item per peg, for a total of 20 items on display. They will be 2,000 years old, pottery fragments mostly, retailing at $39.95 and costing around $20 apiece.
- SPORTS CARDS TINY SHOP — These baseball, football and bench-warmer cards have to be researched & priced, but I have thousands of them from the Old Days, waiting for a new owner to give them a chance to sell and find a home.
- INCENSE TINY SHOP — 100 packets of RARE 2,000 year old resin incenses — Myrrh, Genuine Frankincense, Storax and other gums are in my storage unit, hundreds of pounds of it, all gathered from 1964 through 1968 with the help of Mustafa Siam, the producer of our first record, “Epitaph For An Ego”, Trump should only hear it.
- THUMB DRIVE TINY SHOP — Could be ABD and LRS material, could include all orbs, all games, all books, all CDs and all DVDs we’ve ever produced — totally up to you what you’d like to carry in your tiny shop. It’s ALL available for the asking. We’re hoping to stash some of our teachings outside Amerika, anticipating the book-burning and window-smashing episodes of the 21st century. How do I know this is going to happen? Read my 37th century term paper on the subject, where I footnote all my 21st century sources.
- MATCHBOX TINY SHOP — Hand-Painted Matchboxes With Things in Them. You can produce them or get them from the community. We’ll be making lots of “cottage industry” items in order to survive the coming storm — get it??? Storm — Stormy??? Haw, haw, haw. Without the funny stuff that Trump insists on performing for the Media Circus, it’d be downright grim.
- HARMONICA TINY SHOP — If you give harmonica lessons, there’s nothing better than a small tiny little teensy-weensy harmonica shop or “Harp Shop”, in the musical vernacular. Really good Hohner harps sell for less than $20 and can bend notes as well as any high-powered harp, but you MIGHT have to replace the reeds somewhat sooner, and you might succeed in destroying the comb, is all, but with reasonable care, it will last a lifetime or two of constant but careful use.
- JEWELRY TINY SHOP — This can be any kind of jewelry, and I have hundreds of types, anywhere from hand-wrought copper to sold 18k gold enriched with fabulous modern and ancient rubies, emeralds and sapphires.
- METEORITE TINY SHOP — Meteorites from $1 and up, stony and iron, beautifully packaged by the Meteorite King, conferring instant identification and credibility. The story of each meteorite type is printed on the backs of the cards. THESE REALLY SELL, and they sell easily and quickly. Everybody today knows what these things are, especially if you call them “Falling Stars” which, of course, they’re not.
- BATH SALTS TINY SHOP — Many different bath salts and other body items can be sold on this pegboard, which takes up so little space, but makes you SO much money!!!
- ATLANTIS COSMETICS TINY SHOP — All manner of lip balm and eye shadow and so much more, you’ll want dozens of these to place everywhere all over town!!!
- ZOMBIE FAMILY PICNIC TINY SHOP — Tons of Zombie Family Picnic items from which to choose! Well, actually two items at the moment, but if there’s serious interest, we’ll put out several more hot sauces, one of which WILL fully destroy the roof of your mouth and tongue for several desperate minutes.
- GORBY’S TINY MAGIC SHOP — A pegboard that, at only $300 full price including the pegboard and pegs, contains absolutely EVERYTHING you will need to take someone through the first year of magic, including instructions and demo videos, you get it all. If you want to open a full-service magic shop, I have over $22,000 wholesale value of magic merchandise sitting in storage waiting for a new owner to provide them with magicians who will care for them and use them well — how much? $22,000 will buy amazing tricks that are no longer available, tons of SEANCE EFFECTS and levitation.
- MITHRIL FIGURINES TINY SHOP — This is a board full of antique and vintage metal figurines made in the 1960s and early 1970s — you get 100 packages of small assorted figures at $300, only $3 per package, and actually a bit less, because you get the pegboard and the pegs, too!
- CLOISTER KITCHEN TINY SHOP — A collection of delicious and delightful herbs, spices and kitchen goodies that we put together during workshops, when we have a commercial kitchen available, which means we ship these four times a year.
- GORBY’S TINY TEA SHOP — Non-commercial blends of incredibly rare and unusual teas from exotic places around the world and beyond. You can populate as you wish, with tea blends that range from $3 a packet to $20 per packet, depending on what you want. I like a single-serving packet price of $3, but you can’t get much for that, so you might consider retail prices a bit higher, at around $5 per packet, with glass jars of teas priced at $25 to $50 each.
- RINGS TINY SHOP — Rings are placed on the pegboard with Size 3/4 at the top left, all the way down to the bottom right, with your Size 14 peg. Prices are up to you. They can be anywhere from $20 up, but you’d better watch your costs, and you need to calculate how many rings you can sell per day at those prices and have enough left over to keep going, and hopefully to expand your business.
- STICKS & STONES TINY SHOP — Geodes, Crystals & Mineral Collectibles is the theme of this very sticky and highly saleable pegboard. I’ve made up one for myself, and have enough resources to set up a few more, if anyone’s interested, at $300 per board, including 100 items plus the board and pegs.
- BUTTONS & OTHER NOTIONS TINY SHOP — You can see the idea here — buttons, beads, all sorts of notions for sewing and other craft projects.
- PAPER ARTS TINY SHOP — This setup includes pre-cuts of all kinds, that YOU make with your very own cutting machine. Nobody else can make the thing you can produce with the special commercial cutter and your very own custom dies. Boxes and other items can be produced as well — sold flat, made cheap.
- MINIATURE ART TINY SHOP — Miniature artworks in Dollhouse Scale are offered at prices ranging from $10 to $45.
There are tons more tiny shops, and I’ll be listing them over the next while. Meantime, get yourself on your SuperBeacon for a little ride — I’ll be announcing a worldwide travel group that will launch together.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby