Jaunting from one locus to another is easy enough, if you’ve a specific target, and the position of that target is either known or guessable by tracking or mathematical model projections.
That sounds awfully technical, but let me break it down for you into simple terms, while I do the impossible. I will put on this dinner jacket, and allow two volunteers to chain and shackle me in these powerful unmodified, untampered 451 solid steel restraint manacles.
(TWO VOLUNTEERS FROM THE AUDIENCE ARE INVITED ONSTAGE TO SHACKLE THE PERFORMER IN THE STEEL CHAIN MANACLES.)
I have chosen this dinner jacket from which to attempt an escape. I would have selected a standard strait-jacket, but those things are terribly expensive, and I found this very nice looking dinner jacket at the Salvation Army, which is where I do all my fashion shopping.
Draw the spirit cabinet up around me as I attempt to escape from the manacles and also from my own dinner jacket in only thirty seconds. Start the clock NOW!!!
(30 SECONDS PASSES WITH NO APPARENT RESULT. THE CURTAIN IS PULLED DOWN, TO REVEAL THE MAGICIAN ONLY HALFWAY OUT OF THE JACKET, AND STILL IN CHAINS.)
Okay, let me continue my explanation of this amazing quantum effect. (CONTINUES TO STRUGGLE WHILE SPEAKING.)
- You can’t establish Spooky Action at a Distance unless you have two objects or matrix clusters of particles that are quantum entangled.
- Quantum entanglement doesn’t just happen.
- Plenty of natural gateways and time portals exist just a few thousand kilometers from the Earth, where the planetary magnetic field joins the solar magnetic field.
- Earth has thousands of time-slippage areas such as the Bermuda Triangle, Karnak and Mohenjo-Daro.
- Any object that has existed for more than 250 million years can be used as a fifth element fifth wave harmonic gateway. Stable atoms in a reasonably stable matrix can be used to target and fix a space-time virtual distortion lens onto it, creating a teleportation exit that can be a permeable membrane for a living human body. Go ahead and raise the spirit curtain, I think I’ve got it now. (CONTINUES TO STRUGGLE, CURTAIN IS RAISED, WAIT TEN SECONDS, LOWER CURTAIN AGAIN, MAGICIAN HAS JACKET PARTLY OFF, AND CONTINUES TO SPEAK AS IF NOTHING IS WRONG.)
- There are many objects that operate either accidentally or purposefully as inter-dimensional fixation points for a trans-dimensional distortion lens.
- Distortion Lenses are far safer than wormhole transits. The U.S. Government has been altering time and various events with one for several decades now, and there are plans to send one back in time to further alter the outcome of history.
- The Pathfinder Time Machine has vanished without a trace, leaving behind only the photographic and historical object evidence of the Pathfinder Event.
- Tesla solved the high-energy problems related to portals. He survived billions of volts of electrical energy without harm, using a very basic, very crude, form of early portal technology. All right, I’m positive I can get out of these shackles now, go ahead and raise the curtain. (CURTAIN IS RAISED, WAIT TEN SECONDS, LOWER CURTAIN, MAGICIAN IS CLEARLY IN TROUBLE, HAS JACKET ONLY PART-WAY OFF, AND CONTINUES TO SPEAK AS IF NOTHING IS WRONG.)
- The Paraverse, or as some say, Multiverse, shows itself by acting gravitationally upon the human universe.
- 5th Wave Harmonics create time slippage about 12 times an hour on the surface of the Earth.
- Some ancient artifacts were made as time-space or dimensional portals.
- Some ancient sites contain stargates and dimensional portals.
- Limited time portals can exist within fairly small ancient artifacts and can easily be triggered to propel a human body across dimensional barriers.
- Pusher Gravitons are easily triggered to create a cross-dimensional bubble that can be extended by distortion. I’m having a bit of trouble with these shackles, but I think I’ve got it worked out now for sure. Raise the spirit curtain and I will emerge from these restraints in just seconds. (CURTAIN IS RAISED, WAIT TEN SECONDS, LOWERED, TO NO EFFECT. MAGICIAN IS IN A VERY ODD POSTURE, STILL TRAPPED IN MANACLES AND JACKET, BUT CONTINUES AS IF NOTHING IS WRONG.)
- Distortion occurs instantly on a single dimensional curve, so the discomfort zone is bypassed, as opposed to the extreme discomfort of a wormhole voyage.
- If you look enough like them, you’ll pass, just as they do among us.
Ah, I think I have it now, I’ll be out of this dinner jacket and these chain shackles in just a moment. (STRUGGLES SOME MORE, CURTAIN IS RAISED AND LOWERED, MAGICIAN IS NOW OUT OF SHACKLES, SLOWLY REMOVES JACKET, AND CONTINUES IN AN UNBROKEN STREAM.)
None of these effects are things to be meddled with, tampered with or otherwise poked with a stick to see what happens. Plenty will. You don’t want to wake up on a deserted road somewhere out in the boondies with no memory of the past 27 years, or find yourself on an alien craft with a strange medical device being rammed into your navel.
(MAGICIAN PICKS UP A 36″ WHITE SILK.)
Or maybe you do, in which case, keep tickling the dragon. Sooner or later, it’s bound to take notice and gobble you up. I have built an inter-dimensional Portal that can be used by voyagers to move themselves closer to a healthy body, while keeping the work characteristics of the present lifestream, timeline or time channel.
(WHITE SILK BEGINS TO DANCE IN MAGICIAN’S HANDS.)
Time works in channels, just as radio, television and radar channels work. When you switch from one channel to another, the one you were just watching continues to broadcast, although quantumly, it no longer exists in your universe.
(MAGICIAN PICKS UP CHANGE BAG #1.)
When you switch back to the first channel, it exists but the second channel, although it continues to broadcast, does not exist. This is how you are able to maintain a single identity throughout a lifetime, with some naturally occurring slippage in either time or space or both.
(SLOWLY DRAPES WHITE SILK INTO CHANGE BAG #1.)
Time slippage is not a problem unless you try to correct it. Stop comparing this world to the one you were in before, and you’ll have a much better time of it. On the other hand, you don’t want to forget entirely that you crossed dimensional barriers, so keep the memory, but not the nostalgia.
(VANISHES SILK, SHOWS CHANGE BAG #1 TO BE EMPTY.)
Nostalgia sounds like a disease, doesn’t it? I have nostalgia. How do you get rid of it, if you happen to be plagued with a case of nostalgia? Physical translations are a cinch, but they don’t DO anything. If you’re going to make trans-dimensional travel pay off, you have to have a goal, a reason for doing it, and curiosity is not enough to explain why you’d endure the weirdness of the distortion field.
(PICKS UP CHANGE BAG #2.)
Yes, weirdness. Think of yourself being plastered onto a soap bubble, which stretches and distorts an unimaginable distance, then snaps into an equal-triangle polyhedron, which looks ever so much like a round bubble, but it’s anything BUT round.
(SHOWS CHANGE BAG #2 TO BE EMPTY.)
It’s not enough that you experience this event — you FEEL it with your body, because it is a physical translation across a dimensional barrier. When the bubble tacks itself onto the target, you’ll feel that, too, although it happens outside the time flow.
(PULLS 36″ WHITE SILK OUT OF CHANGE BAG #2.)
You’re on a zero time dimension, while cutting fifth and sixth dimensional sections out of a whole grid pattern. No time passes, but you’ll feel yourself being THERE anyway, and you’ll feel the sensations of the voyage plenty — it’s like being drunk. What’s so bad about being drunk? Doug Adams can tell you: “Ask a glass of water.”
(WHITE SILK BEGINS TO DANCE ABOUT IN MAGICIAN’S HAND.)
Myself, I don’t deliberately step across dimensional barriers witout a sufficiently sound reason. Most of the voyages have no effect on anything noticeable, if you think that having three heads, two arms and an organic particle-beam weapon coming out of the forehead is perfectly normal.
(WHITE SILK PLACED INSIDE CHANGE BAG, SHOWING JUST A LITTLE AT THE TOP OF THE BAG. MAGICIAN WAVES.)
See You At The Top!!!
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