Once in a great while, somebody asks me, “How Do You Do It???”, referring to things like losing 32 pounds easily and safely over a six month period, and keeping it off, in fact, losing an additional pound a week, to a target weight of 180 pounds, probably the best weight for an old frame like this.
Weight loss is easy, quitting cigarettes a cinch, keeping your New Year’s Resolutions is guaranteed.
How is it done?
Simple. Oldest trick in the universe. Will-Power. “But,” you interject, and quite rightly, “nobody has REAL Will-Power!”, and you’d be about half-right. Plenty of folks have incredible Will-Power, but it’s only for the things they crave.
My Will-Power is different. It operates on a different frequency than cravings. I can tune it to the situation and the requirements of my Work, easily defeating the organic cravings of the machine.
Can you learn how to exert the most powerful Will-Power in the Universe. Sure you can, for a price, and I don’t mean just money. It’ll cost ya plenty, and it’s not just the amulet and WillPower Pak for your SuperBeacon.
Is there a catch?
You bet there is — more than one, and everything depends upon you, not me.
Gorby’s Powerful Will-Power Method depends upon your full cooperation and dependable performance of the daily exercises. It takes some time to complete to the Power-Will Point, but can be done in a couple of years if all goes well.
“If all goes well” is a dream, it never does. You can figure five years to get all the way to the top grade of Powerful Will-Power, or PwP.
As you’ll note, PwP has TWO “u”s in it, double PuPs, as it were, and it’s only one letter away from “pwn”, which is irrelevant but vaguely fascinating.
When can you enroll in my PwP Course?
You can’t even enroll in it until you’ve passed the entry test, and we haven’t written it yet, but hold on, Esmeralda, it’s on the way as soon as we can get it wroted…wroten…??? writtenated?
As soon as we do that thing, you’ll have it, and we’re pressed for time, as you’ve noted in the news. We’d like to get this course completed at least a few weeks before the end of civilization as we know it, or whatever doom is in store for those on the New Diablo 2 Ladder!!!
I’m conducting a number of BardoTown Tours in GODD® Levels, but it’s not yet ready for Prime Time, so hang on a few while we iron out the bugs in the big multiplayer level and the solo player android version.
The release lineup for Android GODDWorlds is:
GODDWALK
BARDOTOWN
WHARFTOWN
A SEASON IN HELL — Un Saison en Fer —
So about Will-Power, we’ll talk at today’s Gorby’s Morning Show, at 6:30 on new.livestream.com at the usual morning meeting place.
See You At The Top!!!
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