There are a number of ways for an Exploratory Voyager to go XD — Trans-Dimensional, and to actually travel to a different dimension. Some of those ways involve basically just standing or sitting around waiting for it to happen, sort of like standing on a train-track thinking nothing will ever come along. Another way for you to go XD and move over to another dimension, reality zone or time zone is to use your standard galaxy-wide XD vehicle, the ever-popular UFO.
Problem is, there are only a few local Urthside manufacturers of UFOs, and most of them are on contract with Pan Am and Mercury Records, for two different reasons — Pan Am is planning commercial UFO round-trips to the moon, Mars and Asteroid Belt. I’m hoping they’ll put Europa and Vesta on the tour, because I’ve already got two incredible light- gravity nightclubs operating there; I’m currently in immortal combat on building permit issues with Solaria, nevertheless I’ve got bulldozers ready to break ground on Ganymede to handle the crushing crowds of XD Clubbers, but I could always use more business — who couldn’t???
Speaking of business, I realize now that I haven’t even brought up yet the subject of this blog. Terribly remiss of me; I’ll do my best to correct it, starting out with the Standard American Apology: “My Bad”. I can’t get the etymology of this baby, but my best guess is that it came out of a university undergrad trying to be cute.
No college student is cute except to a sex-clouded mind. Babies are sometimes cute, although I’ve seen my share of ugly babies. Some adults are especially ugly, yet they all seem to find enough partners to make a lot of ugly babies. Love is blind. So is sex. So is greed. So is stupidity. So is sociopathic psychosis. Don’t get me started on Humans of Planet Urth; I can go on about them all day long and never stop laughing.
There’s no better way to learn to handle SkyWalking and Bardo Running than to use my special XD HIKING, CAMPING & SURVIVAL TOOLS to walk through and around and across many dimensional boundaries in a single day and, yes, Virginia, there is a way of actual travel, not just with the vision, but you need the tools and the survival skills before you try to go too far across the dimensional boundaries.
Einstein knew how XD Voyaging would be accomplished. Here’s how it’s done:
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light. This is the Absolute Limitation for all mass, and at the speed of light, mass needs to convert to energy to avoid a spatial paradox, where mass equals the total energy of the universe. Can’t be done, so here’s how we handle this in most of the advanced civilizations around here…
Don’t move through space, fold it.
That’s right; folded space is how UFOs travel. You get inside the BOUNCE CRAFT or Mother Ship if you’ve got the financial wherewithal, but the fact is that it’s just a life-support system while you whiz through a homemade wormhole. Nothing to it, if you’ve got the culture to support it, but a cooperative culture doesn’t exist on Urth at this time and probably never will.
Why?
Mistake in the program, small bug, working it out little by little, something to do with the changes in lighting and skybox, as best I can figure right now, looking at it. No problem ordinarily, humans merely develop the limpid third centrum and everyone’s telepathic and calm, all nicely merged into one organism, as it should be.
For some reason, that didn’t happen, and humans hate each other, fight constantly, make war, destroy beautiful natural forests and jungles to make flat open farms to feed more people than the Urth can comfortably support, and so it goes…
That’s what happens when you hybrid with apes to make an Opportunistic Tool User so you can have a civilization with computers, and I have to admit that yes, that is what I did. Would it make it any better if I said I was sorry?
But I’m not.
We have computers, and that gives access to the Quantum World, and that’s where I live and breathe and work, and you can, too.
Folded Space is very Einsteinian, very easy to understand. Imagine a flat piece of paper; in fact, put a piece of paper out in front of you. Now make a dot with a pencil point. Make another dot far away from the first dot, but on the same piece of paper, and on the same side as the other dot.
Now fold the paper so that the two dots coincide. That’s how folded space works. Consult Frank Herbert’s DUNE for some sort of idea how it helps space travelers get where they’re going without moving at all.
The whole idea is founded upon the absolute fact that you never need to move in order to be somewhere else. Standing still while changing space is a skill that you CAN learn and you need to learn it sooner rather than later.
If all parallel worlds look pretty much alike, how can you tell when you’ve shifted?
Without OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS, you can’t. You’ll never detect the subtle differences between worlds, unless you blast through a major change like the infamous AUGUST ’14 SHIFT, in which you had at least a dozen or two dozen things you could point to on August 1st, and say, “these things are definitely different than the way they were just yesterday”.
On this side of The Shift, you can obtain the XD Skills and go riding through the dimensions, live and in the flesh, with your living Human Biological Machine, you can cross dimensional barriers into a number of different worlds.
I want to be quick to point out that you do this all the time automatically as choice-points come up, but you tend to always stick to a predictable path. With my XD Tools, you no longer need to stay on the Beaten Path to follow the Perfect Path.
WHAT IS A PERFECT PATH?
I’m glad you didn’t say “THE” Perfect Path, because that would be wrong. There is no single Perfect Path, every path is unique to the walker, and every Path must be followed without straying off the path, not an easy task when sex rears its ugly head or other equally demanding distractions and obstructions appear to be in the way.
You can use my Snap-On XD Tools to achieve a Perfect Path. They tend to find the folded space that works best for YOU and through RESONANCE, guides you toward your Perfect Path.
At the same time, ALL MY TOOLS ARE WAKING STATE TRIGGERS. I make everything that way, even my paintings, sculptures and craft items. They all have one single purpose, to trigger the Waking State.
The TempTats or Temporary Tattoos, do the same job as the copper — bending and twisting and folding spacetime, which then projects onto the MAYA board as an actual travel effect within spatial boundaries and crossing dimensional boundaries, producing slight quantum alterations in the local pattern of YOU, which propels you according to the Best Possible Path available to you at this moment in timespace.
That’s my whole plan.
It isn’t much, but the more advanced you get, the more widely and universally the tools can be applied. It’s the same tool, like a hammer or a chisel, but in different hands, it does different things, from building a house to creating a marble sculpture or a wooden spoon.
It’s not the tool, it’s the user. Tools are open skill items, and they can be applied to almost anything; it’s all about the use of the expanded vision, and that’s the Voyager’s Primary Weapon — Expanded Vision, not just the simple organic human mind, which is bred to breed, period.
For humans of Planet Urth, it’s all about the children and grandchildren. The children are such a chore that the grandkids are welcome as a respite from daytime tv programming, and when the weekend is over, they go back home with their parents and your house is quiet once again, while you await the return of the grandkids at the next Hallmark Holiday.
A future just about as bleak and colorless and starkly, richly empty as you can possibly find, yet this is the foundational American Dream. There are other dreams; the Arabic Dream of 70 Virgins doesn’t specify the gender of said virgins, nor their disposition, but I’d be loath to share a small space for more than a week, with that much estrogen in the air. Other visions of Paradise all involve being good by local standards, and that’s not hard if you can handle a simple Social Contract like “don’t get hurt, don’t hurt anybody else.”
What Space-Bending tools are available NOW for our Holiday XD Voyaging?
1. Copper & Silver Space-Bending Custom Rings –$49.95 in copper, $125 in silver, I choose the design to the ring size specified by you.
These rings are very effective for translating from stream to stream in a limited distance voyaging pattern that stays well within narrow boundaries of no greater than four branes either side, making them great for the beginner as well as the experienced XD Voyager who can make them sing.
2. Copper Space-Bending Custom Bracelets, Anklets & Arm Bands, One Size Fits Most — $49.95 in copper.
These copper bracelet forms make space-bending a pleasure and a miracle to behold. They are really easy-slip Space-Benders, operating incredibly seamlessly, so those dreaded transitions smooth out nicely. The down-side is that it’s harder to tell if you’ve Shifted. The upside is that it FEELS a hell of a lot better when you do. My advice here is to use the bracelets, anklets and armbands rather carelessly at first — this will be easy to do, as I’ve noted over the centuries of working with students on these devices — so that the transitions will be abrupt and slightly or horridly disturbing. When you’re finally totally convinced that they work every single time and that you can depend on them to work, you can let go of the need to observe the changes and allow the Space-Benders to do the work, and you’ll gratefully let them smooth out the transitions and you’ll be wise enough to take advantage of the good vibes while they do their work. In childbirthing, we take advantage of the time between contractions to relax and do our breathing, as Hu Dost will advise you.
3. Copper Space-Bending Custom Earrings — $49.95 a pair.
These are clever little bent-space copper conductors with gemstone triggers placed just right for the Biggest Bang Ever. You will be virtually invisible as you travel through the planes, but can evoke reaction from passers-by if you wish to do so, or you are very inexperienced and don’t yet know how to apply the “I’m Not Really Here” factor on the virtual imaging your earrings will implant on those around you. Please don’t buy this if you’re a kleptomaniac.
4. Denim Space-Bending Custom Tattoo-Fashions — Check out the website for custom unique items and prices.
If you’ve an aversion to leather, you’re not alone, but in some worlds, notably Brute and Hell Worlds, you’ll find a lot of leather, tattooing, sex and alcohol and other dangerous pharmaceuticals. I don’t recommend the Brute or Hell World as your Ideal Vacation Paradise, but if you find yourself there, well, heck-darn, you know the rule: Wherever you go, There You Are. For ordinary travel, I suggest denim, and what we’re offering at Tattoo-Fashions this year are denim, 100% cotton, fine handwove linen, and of course, our world-famous signed hand-painted silk scarves, which also function as XD WST devices, and need not be carried in plain sight to be functional.
5. 100% Cotton TEE and Spaghetti Strap Space-Bending Tops — $35.00
These great cotton tops are power-packed with Waking State Trigger Calligraphy and Graphics. They’ll never know what hit them! What I mean is, the Cabalistic Calligraphy and Graphic Symbology and Space-Bending is NOT OBVIOUS and will be taken as mere Tee-Shirt Graphics not to be concerned with, ie; funny or pretty or artistic or oddball-but-safe.
6. Space-Bending Custom Stockings & Pantyhose and Fake Garter Tatoos — $49.95 in limited quantities only.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but the control graphics can be built into almost anything, so with Amy’s brilliant help, we can offer a limited number of Space-Bending lingerie items with Cabalistic Command Calligraphy for your Space-Bending Voyaging Pleasure!
7. Space-Bending TempTats — $24.95 for any Space-Bender in the Catalog.
Absolutely nothing beats my Space-Bending TempTats for quick-change voyaging. Put on a TempTat in less than a minute, and remove it almost as fast with Scotch Magic Tape — simply lay the tape on the tattoo and peel it off, just as you would do a waxing, only it’s gentle and safe!
8. Space-Bending Tramp Stamps — $24.95 per large TempTat stamp.
Totally temporary, these go on and come off again in just minutes. The Tramp Stamps that are best for Space-Bending are clearly marked “Space-Bender”. I offer weekend romp Tramp Stamps as well, so be careful when ordering.
9. Space-Bending Sterling Silver Real Rope Amulets — consult the brane-power.com website for specifics and to order your ammies.
They all work, but some work better than others. For XD Work, my personal favorite is the Quantum Witch. I’m never without it. Wherever I manifest or incarnate, if there’s not one handy, I build it as soon as I can locate the materials. There’s hardly any conditions under which I can’t build a crystal radio — it’s set up that way. All rocky planets are crystal-forming and CHON-friendly with a touch of sulphur. I must have that sulphur and carbon dioxide or know the reason why. I have dozens of cures for no intelligent life forms, but none for a lack of sulphur.
Oh, I’m going to get vicious blogs and posts on that last item. Sulphur or “sulfur” by today’s ignorant standards, is, by the local superstitious minds, associated with Hell, Lucifer and, more commonly, strike-anywhere matches. I use sulphur because it creates the potential for oxygen exchange and a certain modicum of transmuted light, to make your local vegetation & such.
That’s right, all of what you can see and touch and most of what you can’t is light or is made from light. Everything you eat is a form of converted light, and without chlorophyll, you wouldn’t get more than a few steps off the birth-plate.
Be Here Now? Try being anywhere else right now, and see how far you get.
Want to get farther than nowhere? The answer is, of course, to go nowhere while traveling, and that’s what Space-Bending is all about.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby