Good question. Please note that the phrase doesn’t read “Institute for the Harmonization and Development of Disagreeable Assholes” or any variant thereof. The name of the Institute should be taken very literally.
Development of the BEING requires that the Human Part and the Being Part be already entirely and spontaneously-extemporaneously harmonious when the candidate shows up at the Gate.
What that means to you is that everything happens between the flesh and the spirit in Real Time, unraveling as it unfolds, in total agreement and harmony, if you get my drift. Harmony is easily achieved, once all neurosis have been eliminated using the Bob Newhart Method as given here:
Nothing could be simpler or more direct. Easy? Who said it was easy? How hard it is to stop giving yourself permission to be neurotic will be entirely up to you and your upscale therapist, who is living in another section of town where there’s a lot more parking than there are cars.
How can harmony be achieved?
It isn’t instantaneous, although the effects are noticeable right away, in a general “good field-effect” sort of way, where the aura starts to actually begin to get a light bluish-green glow to it; that’s when you know the effect is taking hold and that little by little, there will be progress.
Get the Harmony Induction started, then take ONE of the grips and place it ON TOP OF your SuperBeacon (or the one you use in your local Brane-Power Centre).
Okay, now — and NOT BEFORE — put on your HARMONY amulet. This ammy is only to be worn during this exercise.
While wearing the ammy, don’t be neurotic. Don’t explain why you CAN’T be finished with your neuroses, just don’t be neurotic when activating this ammy, that’s all. No room here for self-gratification, there is no room for diddling about; failure is not an option.
Wardrobe Malfunction, however, IS an option, and when we get our fashion celebrity trunk shows and runway events together, we’ll discuss the publicity and promotional options.
Run the full 5 minutes of the Harmony Induction. If you really need more, play it again, Sam. Do this until you FEEL somewhat more harmonious. Yes, I know that’s terribly subjective, but Harmony is more of an Art than a Science, so bear with the learning process — it doesn’t happen overnight.
Well, actually it does.
But the catch is, it’s not generally on the First Night you ever tried to Harmonize Yourself. Now, Getting Harmonized by a Holy Guru is a LOT easier — you just stand there and get zapped, like going through a car wash or standing in line for a cup of hot chocolate and a scalding hot slice of pizza with all the trimmings. Of course, Getting Harmonized By A Holy Guru is going to cost you a lot more, but you don’t care — you’d pay anything for a little more comfort.
Comfortably Numb is the Goal of Life. Entropically, that means that Life Automatically Seeks Death. To transcend this thoroughly pernicious (look it up) Organic Desire for Annihilation, the Being must work out the Change of Goal with the Organic Self, the body, mind and emotions of the Human.
Changing the Goal is literally a RESET FUNCTION of the MOVEACT CODE, which we will discuss at great length during the Labor Day Conference. The Short Form is this:
LIFE AUTOMATICALLY SEEKS HARMONY.
;JOB=EXIT
JOB=WORK
This ties you directly to the higher .ini command lines that are hard-wired into your universe (I’m writing this from Home, but I’ll be back by breakfast) and all you need do to activate the whole command chain is to wear the Harmony Ammy. Wear the Harmony Ammy in the presence of any SuperBeacon//Matrix Combination, and you’ve triggered the command line, “JOB=WORK”, and commented-out “JOB=EXIT”, where “EXIT” is an ALIAS for “DEATH”.
This doesn’t mean you don’t get to die.
Don’t worry, you’ll have your chance at a Famous Last Words, but you’ll have to wait a while — if you just can’t wait, enroll in my Patience Course, which always starts next week.
See You At The Top!!!
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