Wish Your Way To Six-Pack Abs!!!

Donna, Player’s Ring Theatre Dressing Room 1967 —  ej gold

I’d like to take a moment of your time to explain how the Radiant Beauty Orb can make your butt look great in jeans and give you a bigger, firmer, more shapely bosom within five minutes, and it will give you results the very first time you use it. Here’s how it works:

When you enter into the Quantum Space of an Orb, you are instantly in actual direct contact with the target individual. Through the use of a variety of technical methods, this is achieved. You can find out more about the technical details in other discussions. This is about “Shrink My Waist” and “Bubble Butt”, and I’d like to go further:

You’re all-too-familiar with the double-image that sometimes happens when you glance momentarily sideways at something; for a moment, you could swear that it was…but no, no, on full frontal lookingness, it’s not what or whom you thought it might have been.

Congratulations, you’ve just experienced an “overlay”, which is a present-time deja-vu, which is to say, two things happening at the same time in the same place.

A miracle, you say? Not to me, just a glitch that ultimately means more paperwork and more de-bugging ’til I find the cause, if ever.

Bad enough to deal with double images on the negative side. But in the positive, there’s a use for it.

Here’s the real deal: you “know all-too-well” that your butt is ‘way too damn big for those jeans, and maybe any jeans short of the custom variety. Okay, fair enough, but give me a chance to explain how it works.

We all know that the actual size and shape of your butt will not change unless you make it so at a gymnasium and there’s really no guarantee of that, either. No spa in their right mind would categorically guarantee results, but the heck with that, we want and need results right now. “L’Amour, Toujour — tonight for sure!!!”

Now if you want to get into the jeans that don’t fit, I see a spa or a gym in your future. But if you only want to be perceived as beautiful, this I can promise.

Love is blind.

Nobody actually looks at their partner when Love is in Full Bloom, and lust is everywhere and bluebirdies are singing and paradise is all around you and wow, it’s so incredible. Your lover looks like a god, a goddess — divine.

But the very morning after, at full sunlight, the truth dawns and with the dawn comes realization. This is the beginning of Wisdom, should the path be taken, but few cross that barrier at this time of life — Teens in Love.

Still, you’re aware of the effect.

Heck-darn, now all you’ve gotta do is get that Veil of Love-Sickness over his or her eyes and your butt will be plenty perfect, right?

Wrong. If it were that brainlessly simple, someone woulda figured it out long ago. It requires confidence, and a touch of Magic. You are going to try to get someone to see you as you really are, but in a different, parallel, universe!!!

You use the Prosperity Path Orb exactly as it’s intended. It’s automatically set to find the Next Nearest Life Path where you have a seriously cute bubble butt, then for about 4 hours afterward, you’ll have the Beautiful Parallel Universe Persona’s Bubble Butt as an “Overlay”, right over your present butt.

That’s how it works. What a Lover sees is very different from what a camera will record. Keep that in mind. Looking directly at you will produce the effect, but the effect will be revealed by a camera. As usual with any beauty product, low flattering light helps a lot.

See You At The Top!!!

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